Chapter 5.
While Kaufmann was thinking of a way to get out of there, Harry was wandering around the hospital, exploring all the rooms that hadn't been locked. He discovered in one of the rooms a bright shiny blue key that had the inscription "Key to the Dark Underground Place of the Despair of my Undying Heart." Harry then went into a kitchen like room, and for no apparent reason grabbed a water bottle, and stuffed it down his new pants with the never-ending pockets.
"Hmm I wonder how it is that I can stuff all of the stuff I have found in my pockets, and it never shows up?" Harry asked himself, obviously not getting an answer.
The truth of the matter is, is that all those who are called to Silent Kill are given the power of the never ending pocket. This is why James Sunderland could shove a 100 lb butcher knife down his pants. This is also why Henry Townshend could only carry 8-10 items at one time. He never went to Silent Kill.
Let's stick with Harry though, and his adventures.
After Harry had pocketed the water bottle, and now found himself exploring some more of the rooms. He came across the directors room, and he so happened upon a shattered vial with a very fine red powder around it. We must understand that Harry will pocket what seems to be useless crap.
"Hmm, I think this might be kool-aid. I'll put it into this water bottle. Then when I find Cheryl we can all go home, and I'll make a big pitcher of kool-aid for the both of us to drink." Harry stated with a smile as he sucked up most of the "kool-aid" into the water bottle.
After this task, Harry wandered around some more until he found a door that read Key to the Dark Underground Place of the Despair of my Undying Heart. Harry took out the Key to the Dark Underground Place of the Despair of my Undying Heart, and unlocked the door with it. Harry noticed that the description of the door was very accurate; he was descending down a long stair case. He reached the basement, and found a room to turn on the generator. Harry went back up, and entered the elevator.
Meanwhile
Alessa was on the invisible 4th floor prancing around in her school uniform which she had hiked the skirt up very short. She decided to start slapping her ass and tits, and prance around all while singing "Tits and ass! Tits and ass! Tits and ass!"
At this point Harry had found the fourth floor, and was shocked when he discovered the young teenager prancing around like a ninny. When Alessa spotted Harry she froze for a moment, and then in a brief flash yelled out "I am the lizard queen!" before running off again.
"Hey! Wait, come back!" Harry yelled out at Alessa. She was long gone though, no telling where the hell she was now. Harry continued to explore the nightmare hospital, but delving into a deep discussion about it seems pointless. He did wind up in the nightmare version of the "Basement" and using a key he had found earlier he discovered a room with a hospital bed, some IV bags, and a desk that had a framed picture, and a diary on it. Harry looked at the picture of a young girl that physically couldn't be more than 6 years old. Her demeanor however seemed to be of that of a person who had gone through a lot and just so happened to be thinking about something complicated to most 6 year olds. The name underneath the girl read Alessa.
Harry then spotted the diary, and decided to take a peek inside of it.
March 11th, - Today Nurse Lisa gave me this diary. She said I could write down my most personal thoughts. Today was a sucky day, mommy and the doctors were talking about the God, and I got scared.
March 12th - Dear Diary,
I think I'm attracted to Lisa. Uh oh, better hide this. Hmm let me stick you in the folds of a realm created by my nightmares.
March 13th - Dear Diary,
Me like booby tits.
March 14th - Dear Diary,
Today some important people came, and they and mommy shot the breeze inside of my room. I had to pretend to be nearly dead, but whatever they were talking about bored me to be frightened. I was getting hungry, and finally they gave me some cold soup. Bastages!
March 15th - Dear Diary,
A special man is coming today! I am so excited about meeting him! Perhaps I should wear this special necklace. Maybe he's attractive. Then when I become older I can seduce him as my...oh shit Diary I feel something the air. I shall hide you again...what's this? Wow, diary, I have boobs!
Harry put down the diary, and backed away from it slowly, exiting the room and the basement. He ran back to the place he seen Kaufmann for the first time, and ran in the door. No sooner did he shut the door, that he was glomped by young blonde female nurse.
"I'm so happy that I found someone else who's alive" the young nurse exclaimed smiling.
"My name's Harry Mason" Harry told the nurse. The nurse answered back, "Lisa Garland, I work at this hospital."
"Lisa, do you know where everyone is?" Harry asked.
Lisa smiled "No, I got knocked out, and when I woke up everyone was gone. Oh Harry! I'm so scared! Hold me, make love to me!" Lisa exclaimed frightened.
Harry looked at her with a glint of disgust. "Umm, I have to find my daughter. She's only 7 and she's missing." Harry answered.
"Oh Harry, I'm sorry." Lisa apologized, but still smiling like a dope head.
"Lisa, do you know anything about the basement?" Harry asked.
Lisa looked scared, although her perma-smile was still fixated on her face. "No I haven't. We're given strict orders never to enter the basement. The doctors said we could DIE!" Lisa said that last part with much unneeded emphasis.
"I was just in there, and I noticed this weird room. There was blood and rust everywhere. It's like someone's... AAARGH!" Harry collapsed to the floor in pain, and when he came to the hospital was back to normal. Normal: except the crazy lady.
"You were too late!" The old lady cackled.
"The hell you talkin about?" Harry asked.
"Cheesecake! The town is being devoured by the cheesecake! Make haste Harry! You must stop the mark from spreading!" Dahlia started waving her arms around like a lunatic, as every word she said was with a fevered excitement.
"What mark are you referring to?" Harry asked.
"It is the mark Chocula! Make haste! Stop the mark from being spread! Quickly, before it is too late!" Dahlia continued flapping her arms like an insane person.
At last she left, and she left a key to the antiques shop. She muttered something about the other church.
Harry pocketed the key and took off.
