Title: Rule Number One
Written: 7/19/05
Word Count: 100
Rating: K+
Notes: Written for Weekly Challenge #36: RPGs. And dedicated to my friend A, who learned this the hard way.
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The warrior, the cleric and the half-elf stared in horror at the
scene before them. An orc army stood before them, as far as the eye
could see.
The cleric gripped his staff a little tighter, reciting his prayers mentally.
The half-elf contemplated running, but drew his bow.
The warrior peed his pants and fainted.
"How the hell did I manage to roll all zeros?" Goku asked aloud in real life.
"Ch, stupid monkey," Sanso replied.
Hakkai grinned, showing he was enjoying this more than he should.
Gojyo smacked him. "Rule number one: Don't piss off the DM"
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Warrior -- Goku
Cleric -- Sanzo
Half-elf -- Gojyo
DM -- Dungeon Master -- Hakkai
