Shadow: Cook Extrodinare
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic, Sega does. So anyone who sues me for stealing it may find their house trashed. Please do not think that it has anything to do with me
A./N. Shadow is a gourmet! But there is a little twist...he can't cook! Uhmm...Let me get this out of my system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, to the fic.
Shadow: Welcome to COOKING WITH SHADOW i'm your host, Shadow.
Audience:Claps and yahhs.
Shadow: Our first dish today is Duck l'orange.
Shadow picks up a Turkey and a lemon
Sonic: But thats a turkey and a lemon?
Shadow: READ THE TITLE, I'M A COOK!
Sonic:But...
Shadow:I'M A COOK!
Sonic:Okay, okay.
Shadow:Where was I...Oh yes, The bird.
Shadow: Marrie the bird.
Sonic: Don't you meen Marinate the bird.
Shadow: TITLE, ME, COOK!
Sonic: Okay your the boss.
After the "dish" is done, there is a frozen turkey in a dress with lemons in it
Shadow: And thats how you make Turkey suprise.
Sonic: But you said you were making duck l'orange?
Shadow:DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO YOU. I'M THE COOK!
Sonic goes into the corner
Shadow: Next is Tuna Cassarole!
At the end of his "cassarole" there is a bowl of what looks like mud
Shadow: All right, our final dish today is...Egg foo yun!
Rouge: Great, I love Chinesse food
Shadow: Who said anything about Chinese food?
All of the sudden Shadow takes out a pot with Eggman in it
Shadow: Cooking time!
Eggman:Ggulp.
Sonic:CENSORS PLEASE!
Author: You got it
End Of Fic
