Sinful Doings Chapter Eight

Disclaimer: I do not own Full METAL ALCHEMIST or ENVY (no matter how hard I try). I only own Nirvana Seiga and the title of The Bloodied Alchemist. Oh, and Neko Kirishima. (Well, my sister (Neko Kirishima) owns her—well, Neko is Neko… Ah, you don't understand.)

Author's Note: HI! Yeah, I noticed that. Nirvana seems to always get raped as she's in the shower. Maybe I should have made her remember that's where EVERYTHING happens… Cept with Kimblee…But, in this chapter, Neko goes on her date… Kimblee is… heh, heh…

MARUKEN! Ok, the riddle should be explained when Envy comes back, okie?

WARNINGS: RAPE AND ABUSE and all other necessities.


LAST…

(((( She squinted her eyes up at him and then hit herself—hard. Black consumed her vision and Kimblee dropped her.

"Stupid woman." He just turned off the water and sat on the closed toilet seat. "She'll wake up, and when she does…" An odd grin made it's way onto his face. "It's gonna be a nice night for me, Zolf Kimblee. The Crimson Alchemist." )))))

NOW…


((( NEXT DAY: SATURDAY MORNING )))

'Please tell me that I knocked myself out and that he left. No questions asked… Or got completely disgusted by me and…'

"Morning, Sunshine." I opened my eye; half hoping to see Envy perched on my hips and not Kimblee. I groaned, turning my head to the side. "Aw, what? Yesterday you were looking at me like I was a piece of meat. Now what? I'm just a lousy bum off the street?" 'My hopes are half-lived.'

I noticed two things. The first thing I noticed was that it was morning and I wasn't in my bathroom. I growled at him and happily spit in his face and tried to wrestle my hands free. My automail hand burst from his hold and immediately shot towards his face.

It missed and the next thing I noticed was that he was naked and I was on my bed. "Damn it! Kimblee! Get off me!" I lifted my head and tried to bite at his neck. He wasn't Envy, so… maybe if I was lucky I could grab a hold on his neck and bite it.

Kimblee sensed what I was doing and only grinned down at me, his blue/black hair falling over his shoulder and onto my chest. I growled at him and he just grinned sadistically at me.

"Watch this." With one hand he held both of my hands above my head and with the other pulled my razor from behind him. It descended upon my chest and I knew what he was going to do. "No! Damn it!" I started to struggle again and he just gave a small groan.

"That feels good. Do it again." I stilled and then the knife turned upon my chest, cutting a deep and heavy 'K'. A scream escaped me. At least when Envy did it, I was either knocked out or in too much pain already!

Stop comparing him with Envy! They're rapists, only that! I bit his neck and my teeth slipped from his skin. Wax! I tried again and only got a mouthful of the foul-tasting cream.

"Hold still." He commanded and when I looked down there was a lovely K, I, and a M carved down the left side of my fair skin. The red blood dripped wetly from the cuts and I bit my lip to keep from screaming.

Kimblee pouted and I was reminded that he was a very hot rapist. Why must I be tortured this way? Why can't just one of these men decide NOT to rape me and just take me for fun? I sighed and shrieked as I felt the last prick of the knife.

"Beautiful." He murmured and I spit at him again. Then he just smiled and opened my legs. I felt the cuts of tattoos on his hands and stilled. Those are my tattoos! "Ah, yes, you must have figured out that we use the same array… Well… I can't blow you up… Too bad… but I can add serious burns to these lovely legs of yours…"

I felt his hardness pressing against my inner thigh and gulped. Oh, shit…

((( CENTRAL LIBRARY )))

"Excuse me?" Neko asked as she walked up to the librarian. Sheska looked up, pushing her glasses back up.

"Huh? Oh, yes?"

"Where are the Alchemist books?" She furrowed her brows.

"Such as?"

"Say I was looking up a certain alchemist. How would I go about that?" She pointed down a row, towards the very back.

"They're in alphabet order. Good luck, there's a lot of them." Neko nodded and lightly jogged to the back.

"Hey, they have a book on me!" She grabbed that and then also grabbed the book on Nirvana, which was open. "Great, she has a fan club." Then she haughtily skipped down to the K's and pulled out the one on Kimblee. Luckily she didn't need his first name, there was only one Kimblee!

"This is it." Neko said, dropping the three books in front of Sheska and checking them out.

"Good luck!" She said again and then Neko left, juggling the three books.

Alright, now where should I go… She looked around and spotted a small café at the corner. She walked over to it and walked inside, sitting down immediately. With careful hands she opened the book on Kimblee and immediately the first page caught her attention.

Zolf Kimblee, The Crimson Alchemist was hereby stripped of all titles, including State Alchemist and rank. He is to be placed in Central Prison near Lab 5. Under extreme care.

List of Charges—

-Killing of Military Personnel

-Killing of innocent civilians

-Setting Fire to Military headquarters

-Detonating Random homes and buildings

And the list went on and on. The last three were what caught Neko's most attention;

-Killing 15 women

-Raping 15 women

-Allied with the Homunculus

"Oh, fuck." She stood up, grabbed the book and left the café in a hurry. She stopped outside of her hotel and dropped the books off before running towards the Alchemist Dorms, already sliding on her black Flash Glove.

"Nirvana!" She yelled as she ran down the hallway. A door opened and a blue head stuck out.

"Oh, hey Neko." Kimblee greeted, pulling his hair back from his face. Neko slid next to him and threw her fist towards his face.

"YOU SICK BASTARD!" He stumbled into the room and Neko jumped after him. She looked up to see Nirvana yawning slightly, something seeming unnatural about how her face glowed.

"Something wrong?" She asked quietly.

"YES! This son of a bitch is supposed to be in Central Prison, condemned FOR LIFE!" Neko pointed her black finger at the Crimson Alchemist.

"Huh?" Nirvana blinked. 'Wow… He's a criminal… Figures…'

"Yes! The goddamned list went on and on! The last three—which I remember correctly—are 1) Killing 15 women, 2) Raping 15 women and 3) He was allies with the HOMUNCULUS!"

There was a complete and utter silence as Nirvana stood up at this, rage pouring from her. Neko saw her reach behind her and pull a nail out from the table, cutting a thin blood array into her palm. "You were allies with them?"

Kimblee just grinned and stood up, his blue/black hair flipping around him. "Possibly. I was just called in at the right time."

Goddamn it! Wait till Envy decides to show his sexy—NO! UGLY! Face around here again! I'll tell him something alright… She started to walk foreword, her palm glowing red.

"It was just the pretty one, Lust, I think…" Kimblee continued. Neko just walked over to Nirvana's bed and sat down, making herself comfortable, a bag of popcorn appearing of out nowhere. This is going to be good… She looked around. Wait… If Vanny is going to blow him up… Hmm… I might need a raincoat…

Nirvana continued to let her palm glow. "What was the deal?" She gritted out.

"I was supposed to 'watch' over you and blah, blah… All that jazz. The weird palmtree dude seemed relatively unhappy about it… Hm…" She turned her palms outward towards him and frowned slightly.

"You're so hot… Damn… I really don't want to kill you…" She pouted for a minute then shrugged. "But, you're in league with Lust—who I loathe—so here. Love ya Kimblee, hate you for the rest of my life, but bye-bye." Neko crawled under her sister's bedcovers just in time as the familiar sound of a detonation echoed around the room… joined by the splatter of various innards and blood that hit the walls.

"Aw, gross… And I just redecorated the place!" Nirvana groaned and Neko slowly lifted her head out from under the covers. She looked to the side and covered her mouth.

"My popcorn!" Nirvana fell over, blinking at her younger sister.

"Your… POPCORN!" The redhead nodded.

"I was getting all set for a heavy battle.. but noooo! You just went and said, 'bye-bye' and BOOM! Kimblee's guts just revamped your room!" Neko then made a disgusted face.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chit-chat… but I ought to leave… I'll let you and… Hey, where is your roommate?"

Nirvana blinked. "I think he moved out…" Neko shrugged and slowly made her way across the bloody and dirty floor.

"Bye, I got a date tonight!" Nirvana gave a whoop just as the door swung close. She sighed and sat on the unstained chair.

I wonder… When is Envy getting back? A slap resounded in the room. I told you not to think about that homunculus! It's bad for your health!

Nirvana gave another sigh and then opened her drawer, pulling out a piece of chalk. "Let's see if I can do this right…"

(((( THAT NIGHT: NEKO'S HOTEL ROOM ))))

"AHH! Where is it? I know I left it here somewhere…" I grumbled, crawling under the hotel bed to pull out my top. "Ah-ha!"

I ran into the bathroom and hurriedly dressed, running a comb through my hair and then tying it back with a black bow.

I looked at myself in the mirror and smiled. I was wearing a white sleeveless turtleneck, and elbow length gloves that covered my hands; black leather jeans, black boots and a belt buckle that snapped around my neck.

I heard a knock on my door and hurried over to it. I took a breath and then pulled it back, my escort grinning at me. I'm sure my mouth dropped open because Ed leaned foreword to snap it shut.

He was in his regular black jeans, but was wearing a white shirt—top two buttons open—and his long blonde hair was free and falling around his shoulders, brushing his shoulder blades.

"Ready to go?" I nodded and grabbed my hotel key, sliding it into my back pocket and walking out of the door.

"Where are we going?" I asked, staring at Ed from the corner of my eye.

"Oh, just somewhere…" He grinned over his shoulder and my eye twitched for a moment. "Also, one thing I have to ask you—or tell you for that matter."

I looked up, one eyebrow raising. "Hmm?"

"Nirvana. Yesterday when she blew Envy up," he gave a quick shudder and I snickered. He had been covered in the loveliness of blood and entrails of Envy. "Well, when she leaned over, I saw something on her chest that you may want to go and take care of personally." A spark of jealously flashed through me, but I squashed it.

"Well? What did it say?" I pressed, walking through the hotel doors.

"It was a cutting of Envy's name, down the left side of her chest. It was still bleeding, so it was fresh. I just thought you'd like to know that." I placed a fake smile on my face and nodded.

'Hmm… Things are getting rather interesting…'

Ed's hand on my shoulder stopped me. "Now, are you ready to being tonight?"

(((( XING ))))

'One more day, one more day… Just ONE more day!' I continued to pace the small office, my hands clasped behind my back, irritation scratched in big bloody letters across my face. 'Come on! Damn sun…' I jumped onto the desk and paced on the papers, sending them flying everywhere.

"Envy… You really ought to calm down." I looked off to the side to see Sloth standing against the doorway, Wrath stood next to her, his hand clasped firmly in hers. "I'm sure the days will end soon enough, but don't push them too fast! I'd rather try and live out this one lifetime as long as it can."

I snarled at her. "Life is unlimited for us. And why are you here, bitch?" Sloth just chuckled lightly and ran a hand over her left eye.

"Since I was promoted to Furher, I heard that my 2nd Lieutenant Seiga lost her eye in a battle." She threw a rather pointed look to me. I whistled lightly and turned to look out of the window. "Now, I had just planned on a promotion for her. Thank God she got automail, I don't know what I would have done!" She then turned to look at me. "Her eyesight is a problem. The one eye thing was fine, but Double-Vision? We can't work with that. I don't even know why you decided to listen to what Lust said."

I opened my mouth to protest but she held up a manicured hand.

Sloth turned and let her free hand rest on the doorknob. "You know what to do." She opened the door and started to walk out. "I heard Kimblee was back in town… Though, a few alchemists have been complaining about the recent explosions coming from her room lately, and the large cleaning array that was etched onto her room floor." Sloth left, Wrath following her, heels clanking down the tiled floors.

I let my green hair wash over my face as I sat in the leather chair. A snort escaped me as I thought about what the woman meant by the 'recent explosions'.

I looked at the clock sitting by the chair and sighed. '23 hours and 52 minutes…'


OKAY! Bye, bye! I love all of ya'll! (Sorry, I'm a Texan) Also, I got really bored the other day and wrote these three short stories on Envy and Nirvana… If anyone wants to read them, email me at

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