Sinful Doings Chapter Nine

Disclaimer: I do not own Full METAL ALCHEMIST or ENVY (no matter how hard I try). I only own Nirvana Seiga and the title of The Bloodied Alchemist. Oh, and Neko Kirishima. (Well, my sister (Neko Kirishima) owns her—well, Neko is Neko… Ah, you don't understand.)

Author's Note: In this chapter Neko finishes her date, Envy's timetable finally come to pass and Nirvana finishes cleaning off Kimblee's innards off her walls! And NIRVANA IS NOT A SLUT! Oh, the raping will slow down a bit now. (Greed's dead. Otherwise I would make him rape her too :D)

WARNINGS: RAPE AND ABUSE and all other necessities.


LAST…

(((( I let my green hair wash over my face as I sat in the leather chair. A snort escaped me as I thought about what the old hag meant by the 'recent explosions'.

I looked at the clock sitting by the chair and sighed. '23 hours and 52 minutes…' ))))

NOW…


(((( SIR CADAGON'S ))))

'Ooo… this is fancy…' I thought in awe as I looked around the slightly lit area. Ed was already sitting down and looking through the menu. I blinked and then joined him, moonlight washing over us, a few clouds blocking the light, the beginnings of a storm.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" I heard the blonde chibi ask and I looked over the menu, catching his eye. For some reason I don't think he was talking about the moonlight…

"Very." I said quietly and then Ed turned my face to look at him.

"Tell me about yourself." I raised one red brow.

"What about you?" Odd emotions filtered through his eyes.

"Another night, another town." I frowned then the waiter came. We ordered and I was left staring in shock at the amount of food Ed ordered.

"Are you sure such a small body can hold all of that?" I teased and his eyes darkened.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PINT-SIZED MIDGET!" I shrank away from him.

"I never said that…" I tossed a small piece of bread at his head and watch as it bounced off. "Now… you asked about me, I'll tell you. What do you WANT to know?"

He shrugged. "The normal stuff; where you grew up; what's your favorite color; why I never met you before; and all that jazz." I snickered into my hand.

"I grew up in Central, though I was born in a small village called Amtre with Nirvana." I then turned to look over the small river. "I left when I was 6 and moved to Lior in the orphanage ran by a pink haired lady named Rose."

Ed interrupted me. "Did you stay around long enough to meet that prophet Cornello?"

I grinned. "That old three-bit hack? Yeah, I had to leave Lior after he found out that he knew that I knew that he was using alchemy. Though, I could never figure out why he didn't have a transmutation circle anywhere on him." I traced my own array on the inside of my left wrist.

He just drank from his glass, listening to me. "That's when I decided to become a State Alchemist. I figured that if I joined the military, I'd be able to find Nirvana. She had probably already become one, so I'd be able to hound Mustang until he broke." A dreamy smile crept over my face as I remembered dumping paint onto that over-arrogant Colonel's face.

"I didn't get my license until just a few months ago. Nirvana got her's two years ago!" I sniffled and then looked at Ed. "Okay, here's a hint: I like red and black, and I like roses, coffee and rubies. And my birthday is July 22." He smiled off to the side and then looked up, his nose twitching.

"I smell food." I snorted into my drink, which sent small droplets of wine flying everywhere. "Delicate, are we?" He asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

I just stuck my tongue out and his gloved hand shot foreword, grasping the pink appendage between two fingers.

"Don't stick it out unless you plan to use it." I pulled it back in, flushing a deep red.

'Tonight might be better than I'm hoping for…'

(((( NIRVANA'S BLOODY AND MESSY DORM ))))

"Ah-ha! Finished!" I slid back onto my bed, looking around my shiny and pine-smelling room—all traces of a bloody and blown-up alchemist long gone. "Ah, the freshness of pine."

I sneezed and fell off the bed. "Owie!" I grumbled and picked myself off, hearing a knock at the door. "Come in, I promise not to blow you up too!"

'Great Vana, scare everyone away… It's probably Envy and he'll be like 'Oh yeah! I get to rape the Chizome Chibi-chan and hope she blows me up so I can fuck her senseless into the next century!' I snorted and then hit myself with the automail groaning again.

"You really ought to stop beating yourself up." I looked up at the smell of cigarette smoke and blinked. "Promise not to blow me up?"

"Lt. Colonel Havoc?" The blonde shrugged.

"Jean Havoc." I went over and poked his nose. When it didn't twitch I smiled and nodded. He blinked. "What the hell was that about?"

"Just imagining things. Now, what can I do for you?" Jean inhaled on his cigarette and I yawned.

"The Furher wants to see you."

"At this hour!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands around wildly.

"It's only midnight." I glared at the officer and he held his hands up, his cigarette hanging limply from his lips. I snatched it from him and sat it between mine. He fruitlessly reached for it as I turned around, inhaled on the cigarette and walked over to my coat rack.

"Only midnight my ass." I grumbled, grabbing my coat and flinging it on. Jean walked ahead of me as I closed the door. "Next thing I know I'll be forced to change my tube-top and leather for a miniskirt and a dancing top!"

I hadn't expected Jean to hear this as he looked up with interest. "Oh, don't I wish!"

Jean Havoc was firmly planted into the ground with a boot-print on his head. "Shut up Lt. Colonel." I saw a white cloth rise up from his hand and nodded approvingly. "Good. You know when you've lost. Now, come on, I'm supposed to see the Furher?"

Jean stood up, a little shaky on his feet and pointed to a military car on the other side of the road. "Over there…" He slurred and I helped him up, biting my tongue to keep from crying out as my shirt rubbed against the new engraving.

Envy's damn ointment hadn't worked one bit on that!

I climbed into the car and let the Lt. Colonel close the door for me. "Why the hell is she pulling me out of bed at this hour!"

"Don't have a clue. But I'm sure you can ask her when we get there… Oh, speak of the Devil. You'll have to find a way back." He stopped the car a few minutes later and I climbed out, my mouth dropping.

"THAT'S A HOUSE!" Jean snorted behind me and then I heard the car pulling out. I inhaled on last on the cigarette then threw it to the ground and stomped it out.

"See you around." I waved at him and ran up the stone steps just as the rain started to come down. "Grr… damn Furher… damn woman who thinks she owns all… state alchemist… beck and call… lying, filthy…. Bitch…" I'm sure my grumbling went on and on, as I knocked on the door.

The door opened and a woman with long brown hair, wearing a lavender skirt and white top answered. She smiled at me and my eyes widened.

"Hello, Nirvana Sei—"

"HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE SLOTH!"

((((( Geeze, where you do think? OUTSIDE SIR CADAGON'S ))))

'Great. It's raining…' I looked to my side to see Ed standing with his head bowed back, water droplets hitting his face and running down his smooth… pale… delicious… neck…

'GAH! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts, bad thoughts… heee…. Good thoughts, good thoughts..' I grinned mentally and Ed's arm snaked around my shoulders, him being so much taller than me!

"Care for a walk in the pouring, moonlight streets?" I grinned at him and my own arm snaked around his waist, our clothes sticking to us.

"Love to." He pulled me out under a rain gutter and water gushed over my head. "What the hell was that for!"

"There." He said grinning lecherously at me. I looked down and shrieked.

"Why, you lousy son of a bitch! I'm wearing white!" He just grinned and I grabbed his black shirt. "And this-" I pulled the shirt off him, "-now belongs to me!" I pulled on his shirt and then stuck my tongue out, catching raindrops as they fell.

'Oh… that's nice…' I must have said that aloud because Ed smirked and wrapped his arm around me again, bringing me closer to the half naked alchemist. I gulped and my eyes were permanently glued to his chest, tracing every little dip and curve of his muscled chest. 'Woo-hoo! I could stay like this all day!'

But alas, all good things must come to an end as I shivered and Ed tightened his grip on me. "It's late, come on, I'll take you back." A pout crossed my features as he walked me to my hotel where I was staying.

He walked me up to me room, earning looks from the lobby at the fact that we were soaking wet and I was wearing his shirt while he had none. I pulled my hotel key from my back pocket and started to slip it in when Ed caught my wrist, turning me to face him as his lips caught mine in a passionate kiss.

The key slipped from my fingers and they dangled themselves into his loose, wet, blonde hair. He pulled me close, his tongue slipping past my lips to slowly wrap around my own. I melted against his body and suddenly, as soon as it started, it stopped.

I looked curiously at him and he kissed my cheek, picking up my card for me and slipping it back into my hand. "See you soon." He left quickly, still bare-chested and wet. I slumped against the doorway, my heart beating quickly and I turned inside. 'Damn… Where's Nirvana when you need her? I could tell her all about this!' I suddenly snorted. 'Then she'd ask, 'Well? Did you invite him in?' and 'Aw, come on! I have a tube of lube, just for you!'

And then she'd leave, pushing Ed in here and demand that she hear moans and groans within 10 minutes of her leaving. Yes, I love her too much for her own good.

(((( THE FURHER'S HOUSE ))))

I stared at Sloth as I numbly sat down in the soft chair.

"Ah, so you know who I am…" She said quietly and offered me a cup of coffee that my nose twitched to. I took it from her and stared at her. She handed me a pack of cigarettes and a lighter which I happily took, immediately leaning back slightly, closing my eyes and inhaling on the cancer stick.

"Why am I here?" I asked quietly, staring into the black grounds of the coffee.

"Well, two things actually. First, many of the Alchemist's in the dorms have been complaining of the various explosions and screams, etc…" I mentally growled. I only screamed when Kimblee did it! I never screamed for Envy! He didn't deserve it! Well… except those few times… "So, here."

I barely caught the key that was tossed to me. "Huh?"

"On 7th Street. The Third house. It's painted blue with—"

"—with silver trim." I stared at her. "Furher? What is this for?"

"Strange things keep happening to you. It's better if no one else is around to hear of witness it." I tried to squint my eyes to see what was that smile she had on. "Now, the last thing before I send you back to either sleep or pack. There is another homunculi—I assume you know who we are?"

I nodded, leaning foreword, cigarette curling up around me. "Well, this other homunculus, she has black hair, black dress and her tattoo of Oroburos is on her chest. Watch out for her, she's the one out to get you." I stood up and Sloth walked me to the door. I saw a black-haired child walked up behind her and she picked him up.

"By the way, Envy's not out to get you. He's hard to understand, but it comes with the territory." I cocked my head to the side and she just smiled.

"Furher, but—"

"Julia. Julia Douglas." I shook my head, laughing to myself and I walked out of the door.

"And the child?"

"Wrath." I blinked. "And, I was wondering if sometime you would like to watch him. I can't take him everywhere." I slowly nodded.

"Another Homunculus?" She nodded. "Yeah. Just call me up." And I left, dazed beyond comprehension. 'Ho-ly fuck. I'm confused… Very confused…'

I stumbled down the wet streets, trying to understand when and why I had the whole new set of pain to accompany my already confused life. I walked up the wooden stairs to my dorm and as soon as I opened the door, collapsed upon the bed and fell asleep.

(((( NEXT MORNING ))))

No more days, no more days… 5 hours, 5 hours… just 5 HOURS! Envy groaned to himself as he collapsed upon the leather chair, looking at a clock to his right. I wonder… can I leave early? Lust isn't around and neither is Sloth… Hmm… I could take my time, escape as a poor old woman…

A loud slap resounded around the room. I really ought to ask myself why I WANT to get back to Central and be with that woman… though… I wonder what Kimblee did to get blown up… hmm, probably throw a brick at her head…

Envy stood up, running a hand through his palm-tree hair. I can leave… Okay… He quickly morphed into Father Lin-Shan and pulled out a fountain pen and parchment.

"People of Xing, I am sorry but I must be on my way once again. I will come back to bless thy town. Until then, live strong, breath in the smell of herbal medicine and listen to thy God. –Father Lin-Shan." He signed it off and then turned around, opened the window and jumped out, landing in the street as an old woman.

Only 2 ½ hours and I'm back at Central…

(((( ALCHEMIST DORMS ))))

"-And then we went for a walk in the middle of the rain. Then he pushed me under a rain gutter, and I was wearing white, so he got a free peep show until I pulled off his black shirt and—"

"—And ravaged him in the middle of the street, singing to the high heavens!" Nirvana said loudly, grinning at her younger sister.

"GAH! NIRVANA!" Neko jumped on her sister. "I haven't even got to the good part and, here you are! Already talking about sex! Geeze, talk about a one-track mind."

Nirvana stuck her tongue out from under her. "No, it's a two track. Alchemy and Sex." Another groan escaped the young one.

"Alright, can I continue with my story?"

"Only if you continue to help me pack." They both shook hands and then Nirvana was in the bathroom, Neko talking.

"So I stole his shirt and…"

Nirvana smiled to herself as she listened to her younger sister talk about her date with the Full Metal Alchemist, making a few lewd comments here and there.

When Neko described the kiss Nirvana walked out of the bathroom. "Damn. If I was there I would've locked both of you in the room until I could smell sex and hear pants, groans, moans and screams."

Neko's eye started to twitch. "I know you all too well." A knock on the door alerted them and Nirvana answered it, seeing Jean standing there, in a pair of gray slacks, a open white shirt and miltaryboots.

"Heard you were moving, care for some help?" He said around his cigarette. Neko stood up and walked over to Jean. She grabbed his cigarette and stubbed it out.

"No smoking. 1 year. 1" She said in a imitation of a German accent. Nirvana stared at her and Jean just pulled out another one. Nirvana went over and stole that one, popping that between her lips as Jean moaned and grabbed another one.

"I can't. It's too damn addictive. And you need to stop stealing all of mine." He then leaned down and picked up two boxes. Nirvana watched him go and sighed. Why couldn't I have fallen for him? She stopped suddenly, Neko bouncing into her.

Wait! I haven't fallen for Envy… Have I? She started moving again and picked up the last few boxes, walking out of the room and leaving the key on the table next to a note for Chris.

"Neko?" She asked, loading up the boxes and climbing in next to Jean.

"Hmm?"

"How do you… Nevermind." She shook her head and Jean looked at her.

"You seem awfully quiet. Something up?" Nirvana shook her head and pointed down the street on which her new house sat. "Huh. Imagine that. The Brigadier General lives next to you and I live across from you."

'Something's gonna happen. Something isn't right…' Nirvana thought silently, unloading the boxes and setting them in the living room. She looked at Jean from the corner of her bright green eyes.

Neko walked back in just as he started to inhale on the cigarette until she pulled it out again.

"What did I tell you?" Jean had the decency to look ashamed, but, as soon as Neko walked back out to grab some more boxes, he pulled out another and lit it.

"Oh shit! Sorry Vana-chan, but I gotta go! I just remembered my Certification Exams are coming up next week!" She blew a quick kiss to her sister and ran out. Nirvana sat the last box down and sat on the blue couch. Jean leaned against the open doorway, smoking silently.

"Thanks for the help." She said, pulling off her outer shirt and leaving her in a bathing suit top. Kimblee's engraving was conveniently hidden by a transmutation that she had done that morning. Jean's eyes strayed across her exposed body and nodded.

"It was my pleasure." Nirvana yawned and stretched her arms above her head.

'He's so hot… I'm so in need of a good lay…He's free… Envy's not here…' She looked at Jean and his eyes were locked on hers. 'One time wouldn't be so bad… would it?'

He seemed to be thinking the same thing for he stood up, squashed his cigarette, kicked the door closed and stalked over to the couch.

'No. One time wouldn't hurt anything…' They both thought just as Jean's hands closed around the drawstring of her bikini top.

'Hmm… heh, I can't be considered a whore since this is the first time I've slept with someone WILLINGLY. So… heh, heh… I am so gonna feel good tomorrow!'

(((( LATER THAT NIGHT ))))

Jean gave me a two-finger salute as he walked out of the front door, a fresh cigarette in his mouth. "See ya around." He called and kicked my new front door closed. I yawned and stretched my arms above my head, a goofy and happy smile planted on my face.

"Hmm… I believe a shower is in order…" I stood up and walked through my house, my bare feet padding across the floor. The air washed over my bare skin as I closed the door and on a second thought, drew an array and sealed the door shut. 'Not that it would do any good if Envy decided to show back up. He'd break through it in a second!' I stepped into the shower and sighed as the hot water beat down over me.

My eyes drifted to my razor that I had just sat out. I gleamed innocently in the lamplight and I picked it up. I stared at my palm where two tattoos used to be and glared at them. "Alright, time for you two to be back." I finished soaping up my hair and rinsed it clean.

I walked out of the shower and, after reopening the door, walked out, my black hair dripping into my new MASTER-sized bedroom. I grinned at the big bed and pulled out a black nightgown and slipped it over my head.

Then I grabbed the razor on my bed and a piece of charcoal from my drawing kit. I cut the array into my right hand with my automail—very confusing as I had Double-Vision—and then rubbed the charcoal into it, creating a black tattoo.

I stared at the automail and then shrugged. "Winry might kill me, but I'd die quicker if I didn't have one…" So, I took the razor and made a rather crude engraving of a circle, a triangle inside the circle and inside the triangle a black dot.

"There!" I smiled and then sank back into the bed.

"Miss me?" I felt two arms snake around my waist and then a pair of razor-sharp teeth clamp onto the delicate skin between my neck and shoulder.

"Senbou!" I turned around, his teeth loosening their hold to slap the homunculus. "You left me all alone with Kimblee! And now—I think somebody must have loved that hunk—He's dead! Not, that is wasn't fun to kill him… but my old apartment got covered in blood, guts and who knows what else!"

Once again, I'm sure I went on and on until I heard snoring. I blinked and looked down to see Envy's head pressed against my chest, his left arm at his side and his right around my waist. I blinked and then sighed, letting my automail hand drift between his unusual silky green locks.

'Why do I feel guilty now about what I did? It seemed right at the moment…Plus,' I snorted silently, ' it saved me from possibly jumping Envy as soon as I saw him and letting loose all of MY sexual frustrations.'

I touched my eye patch and yawned, snuggling down under the covers, a warm and oddly comforting body pressed against my own.

'I can't have fallen for him. Not for him. Not for this man. It's improbable, it's impossible, it's unnatural, it's…' I stared out of the window, the stars winking at me. "It's totally true."


Dances madly around don't worry! This story is FAR from over! I just had to get Nirvana thinking that she's falling for our Chibi Senbou!