Title: It's Sacreligious!
Written: 7/19/05
Word Count: 100
Rating: T
Warning: Potentially offensive jokes at the Catholic church's expense.
Characters: Gonou/Kanan
Notes: Inspired by a joke my father said at dinner. In order for it to work, we'd have to imagine that Gonou and Kanan are living in present-day, so please, just play along with me. And on another note, I am Catholic, and I nearly hyperventilated when Dad said this.
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"Gonou!"

Kanan jumped onto the king-sized bed, her lover bouncing up and down from the ripple effect of the springs. An emerald-colored eye cracked open to stare at her.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" Gonou groaned, rolling over away from her.

"The Church elected a new pope!"

"You are way too excited about a man who will probably force women's lib back about a hundred years."

"Aw, my little feminist..."

Gonou groaned again, and he heard the rustling of newspaper behind him. "Oooh, Gonou, he's a World War Two survivor! From Germany, even."

"Eh, he's probably got a tattoo of Hitler on his ass."

Kanan walloped her lover with the pillow. "Heathen."

"Sheep"
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