STOP! ENDING TIME!

Ending 1: The Ending of Yum!

Harry stepped down into the basement to discover Dahlia, and Alessa, and a figure wrapped completely in bandages in what appeared to be a kitchen. Harry watched dumbfounded as two of the figures were tossing ingredients in a bowl and mixing them.

"Oh great Lord, you who are so kind and merciful bless these ingredients so they may serve you greatly!" Dahlia shouted out to the heavens.

Alessa cracked open two eggs and watched as the yellow yolks ran together into the mix of other ingredients. The figure in the wheelchair drooled. Harry stepped up to them and shouted, "Where's my daughter at? Where's Cheryl?"

Dahlia looked at Alessa and replied "She's right here." pointing at Alessa.

"No, that's Alessa. My daughter is not some flasher who worships Chocula. Now stop playing games!" Harry shouted just moments away from beating the snot out of both Dahlia and Alessa.

"No one is playing games; the flasher that you call Alessa is really your Cheryl reformed to her former self." Dahlia stated still mixing ingredients. "Anyways it's a pity that she'll have to be sacrificed! Hahaha!"

"Stop! Give me back my daughter!" Harry shouted.

"For seven long years my daughter has been trapped in an endless nightmare from which she never awakens! He has been feeding off of her energy." Dahlia stated.

"Mommy it's ready now!" Alessa or uhh Cheryl or uhh damn whatever told Dahlia.

"Just what the hell is going on here?" Harry asked.

Dahlia cackled, "Every seven years our God demands a scrumptious treat! If he is pleased then he will bring back the true paradise!"

Alessa then dumped half the mix on herself and the other half on the wheelchair figure.

"My daughter will become the mother of GOD!" Dahlia shouted triumphantly, a burst of light shot forward and Alessa (in wheelchair) and Alessa/Cheryl combined back together and created...

A cheesecake!

"What the hell did you do to my daughter? You turned her into a damn cheesecake!" Harry shouted at Dahlia.

Dahlia looked at the pie, "Hmm this wasn't supposed to happen."

Suddenly Kaufmann, Lisa, and Cybil run in all look at the cheesecake. With a gleam in their eyes they dig into the treat and eat.

"Hey! That's my daughter you're eating!" Harry shouted.

"Oh shut up! She's my daughter!" Dahlia shouted back.

"Oh whatever, you just burned her alive when she was seven!" Harry shouted back.

"Harry I'm sorry but your daughter is very delicious." Cybil commented as she ate another piece of cheesecake.

"Yes, now stop screwing around and enjoy a delicious piece of this divine cheesecake!" Kaufmann stated sternly.

Harry sighed and knelt down to grab himself a slice. "I'm sorry Cheryl I wish this wouldn't have happened." Harry said as he placed the cheesecake in his mouth. Suddenly he became instantly happy and shouted "Holy shit! This cheesecake tastes delicious!"

So the five of them ate up Alessa and Cheryl; who was in the form of a cheesecake. All smiled and decided to stay in Nowhere for all eternity.

The End.

Ending 2: The woman glows.

Harry stepped down into the basement to discover Dahlia, and Alessa, and a figure wrapped completely in bandages in what appeared to be a kitchen. Harry watched dumbfounded as two of the figures were tossing ingredients in a bowl and mixing them.

"Oh great Lord, you who are so kind and merciful bless these ingredients so they may serve you greatly!" Dahlia shouted out to the heavens.

Alessa cracked open two eggs and watched as the yellow yolks ran together into the mix of other ingredients. The figure in the wheelchair drooled. Harry stepped up to them and shouted, "Where's my daughter at? Where's Cheryl?"

Dahlia looked at Alessa and replied "She's right here." pointing at Alessa.

"No, that's Alessa. My daughter is not some flasher who worships Chocula. Now stop playing games!" Harry shouted just moments away from beating the snot out of both Dahlia and Alessa.

"No one is playing games; the flasher that you call Alessa is really your Cheryl reformed to her former self." Dahlia stated still mixing ingredients. "Anyways it's a pity that she'll have to be sacrificed! Hahaha!"

"Stop! Give me back my daughter!" Harry shouted.

"For seven long years my daughter has been trapped in an endless nightmare from which she never awakens! He has been feeding off of her energy." Dahlia stated.

"Mommy it's ready now!" Alessa or uhh Cheryl or uhh damn whatever told Dahlia.

"Just what the hell is going on here?" Harry asked.

Dahlia cackled, "Every seven years our God demands a scrumptious treat! If he is pleased then he will bring back the true paradise!"

Alessa then dumped half the mix on herself and the other half on the wheelchair figure.

"My daughter will become the mother of GOD!" Dahlia shouted triumphantly, a burst of light shot forward and Alessa (in wheelchair) and Alessa/Cheryl combined back together and created...

a radiantly beautiful woman who shone forth with incredible brightness. Dahlia cackled and said "This is God!"

Harry stared at the God, and then noticed that the God was just standing there. "Umm shouldn't she be doing something?" Harry asked.

"Yes, she will! As soon as she is rested!" Dahlia stated.

The God blinked a couple of times, picked her nose, farted, but otherwise just stood there. Harry made an obvious comment "You know if I didn't know any better I'd say the God is really Alessa."

"No! My daughter is not God! She is only the mother of God!" Dahlia shouted.

"Whatever, sigh, is she ever going to do anything?" Harry asked pointing at the the glowing woman.

Dahlia stepped in front of Alessa who immediately shot forth lightning towards Dahlia, killing her. Harry looked at the charred remains of Dahlia and then at the God. "So you're going to kill me now?" Harry asked.

The God just stood there and glowed.

"Well fuck this I'm leaving." Harry commented as he left the God.

30 days later.

"Hello, where's my cheesecake? I'm ready to bring forth paradise now! Hello? Anyone?" The God shouted. Hearing no answer she slumped her arms to the side and stopped glowing. "Well fuck you too, you ungrateful humans!" She shouted out to no one.

The God then recuperated Cheryl and Alessa and with her last ounce of strength reformed both of them to their former selves. Alessa and Cheryl looked at each other and hugged. Then the two of them restored Silent Hill to a semi type of paradise and frolicked freely as can be.

Meanwhile Harry Mason was back at home mourning the loss of his daughter.

Ending 3: Mine! Mine!

Harry stepped down into the basement to discover Dahlia, and Alessa, and a figure wrapped completely in bandages in what appeared to be a kitchen. He also spotted Cybil pointing a gun at Dahlia. Harry watched dumbfounded as two of the figures were tossing ingredients in a bowl and mixing them.

"I was surprised to discover that the seal of Goathilumous was being used." Dahlia remarked.

"Ok you old bag, just stop this inane ritual that you're doing!" Cybil shouted about to shoot Dahlia. Suddenly she flew back through the air.

"Oh great Lord, you who are so kind and merciful bless these ingredients so they may serve you greatly!" Dahlia shouted out to the heavens.

Alessa cracked open two eggs and watched as the yellow yolks ran together into the mix of other ingredients. The figure in the wheelchair drooled. Harry stepped up to them and shouted, "Where's my daughter at? Where's Cheryl?"

Dahlia looked at Alessa and replied "She's right here." pointing at Alessa.

"No, that's Alessa. My daughter is not some flasher who worships Chocula. Now stop playing games!" Harry shouted just moments away from beating the snot out of both Dahlia and Alessa.

"No one is playing games; the flasher that you call Alessa is really your Cheryl reformed to her former self." Dahlia stated still mixing ingredients. "Anyways it's a pity that she'll have to be sacrificed! Hahaha!"

"Stop! Give me back my daughter!" Harry shouted.

"For seven long years my daughter has been trapped in an endless nightmare from which she never awakens! He has been feeding off of her energy." Dahlia stated.

"Mommy it's ready now!" Alessa or uhh Cheryl or uhh damn whatever told Dahlia.

"Just what the hell is going on here?" Harry asked.

Dahlia cackled, "Every seven years our God demands a scrumptious treat! If he is pleased then he will bring back the true paradise!"

Alessa then dumped half the mix on herself and the other half on the wheelchair figure.

"My daughter will become the mother of GOD!" Dahlia shouted triumphantly, a burst of light shot forward and Alessa (in wheelchair) and Alessa/Cheryl combined back together and created...

A glowing woman in white! "That is God!" Dahlia cackled.

Suddenly Kaufmann stepped into the room, and it looked like he had seen better days. "This it Dahlia! No more games! I'm through with you and your games!" Kaufmann shouted.

"We don't need you anymore!" Dahlia proclaimed.

"My, aren't we getting cocky!" Kaufmann yelled as he pulled out a red vial with the red powder in it.

"Oh my God! Some red powder that starts with an A! I thought I got rid of that!" Dahlia cried out.

"All I had to do was plant a bunch for you to find it. Kept you busy, and there's plenty more where that came from." Kaufmann explained. He then tossed the vial towards the glowing woman.

The bottle flew towards the God in super slow motion. The God just decided to stand there and glow, didn't do anything. The bottle continued twirling towards the God who continued to glow.

6 minutes later

finally the bottle hit Alessa, and the red powder that starts with an A spilled all over the God or Alessa.

"AAARGH WHAT THE HELL! YOU LOUSY SONS OF BITCHES AAARGH!" The God screamed as a huge demon protruded from her back. Kaufmann, Harry, and Dahlia looked at the flying beast.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!" Kaufmann shouted.

Dahlia just laughed like an idiot once again. The demon rolled its eyes and zapped Dahlia killing her. It then flew around zapping Harry. Harry who had only one hunting rifle bullet left took steady aim at the demon and shot it, right in the boob.

"AAAKKHH!" The demon cried out as it fell down dead. Then the woman in white appeared.

Harry stared at the woman in white, who just stood there, then she looked constipated and out of nowhere a baby appeared. She handed the baby over to Harry, and then created an exit for him to escape.

Kaufmann was about to escape too when a deranged Lisa snuck up behind him and grabbed him, "Come here baby you owe me some hanky panky!" She growled.

"AGGGHHH!"

Harry and Cybil were about to escape with the baby until a figure ran towards them. They too were clutching a small child. The woman had really pale skin and dark dark hair. She looked around her surroundings, and shouted "Ha I have Marty now! Stupid blonde! Ha ha ha! You suck Sher Sher! C'mon Marty let's go find a family to rob and get a nice place to live!" The woman shouted.

Harry looked in bewilderment as the woman stopped suddenly.

"Hey I like your baby; I'm going to steal it too!" The woman then took off with the new baby.

"Hey, wait! Come back here!" Harry shouted.

"Just let her go Harry." Cybil comforted Harry who was now sobbing;

Alessa or TGHWIW took a gun out of nowhere and shot herself in the head.

The End.

Ending 4: A chocolate taste of incubus.

Harry stepped down into the basement to discover Dahlia, and Alessa, and a figure wrapped completely in bandages in what appeared to be a kitchen. He also spotted Cybil pointing a gun at Dahlia. Harry watched dumbfounded as two of the figures were tossing ingredients in a bowl and mixing them.

"I was surprised to discover that the seal of Goathilumous was being used." Dahlia remarked.

"Ok you old bag, just stop this inane ritual that you're doing!" Cybil shouted about to shoot Dahlia. Suddenly she flew back through the air.

"Oh great Lord, you who are so kind and merciful bless these ingredients so they may serve you greatly!" Dahlia shouted out to the heavens.

Alessa cracked open two eggs and watched as the yellow yolks ran together into the mix of other ingredients. The figure in the wheelchair drooled. Harry stepped up to them and shouted, "Where's my daughter at? Where's Cheryl?"

Dahlia looked at Alessa and replied "She's right here." pointing at Alessa.

"No, that's Alessa. My daughter is not some flasher who worships Chocula. Now stop playing games!" Harry shouted just moments away from beating the snot out of both Dahlia and Alessa.

"No one is playing games; the flasher that you call Alessa is really your Cheryl reformed to her former self." Dahlia stated still mixing ingredients. "Anyways it's a pity that she'll have to be sacrificed! Hahaha!"

"Stop! Give me back my daughter!" Harry shouted.

"For seven long years my daughter has been trapped in an endless nightmare from which she never awakens! He has been feeding off of her energy." Dahlia stated.

"Mommy it's ready now!" Alessa or uhh Cheryl or uhh damn whatever told Dahlia.

"Just what the hell is going on here?" Harry asked.

Dahlia cackled, "Every seven years our God demands a scrumptious treat! If he is pleased then he will bring back the true paradise!"

Alessa then dumped half the mix on herself and the other half on the wheelchair figure.

"My daughter will become the mother of GOD!" Dahlia shouted triumphantly, a burst of light shot forward and Alessa (in wheelchair) and Alessa/Cheryl combined back together and created...

A glowing woman in white! "That is God!" Dahlia cackled.

Suddenly Kaufmann stepped into the room, and it looked like he had seen better days. "This it Dahlia! No more games! I'm through with you and your games!" Kaufmann shouted.

"We don't need you anymore!" Dahlia proclaimed.

"My, aren't we getting cocky!" Kaufmann yelled as he pulled out a red vial with the red powder in it.

"Oh my God! Some red powder that starts with an A! I thought I got rid of that!" Dahlia cried out.

"All I had to do was plant a bunch for you to find it. Kept you busy, and there's plenty more where that came from." Kaufmann explained. He then tossed the vial towards the glowing woman.

The bottle flew towards the God in super slow motion. The God just decided to stand there and glow, didn't do anything. The bottle continued twirling towards the God who continued to glow.

6 minutes later

finally the bottle hit Alessa, and the red powder that starts with an A spilled all over the God or Alessa.

"AAARGH WHAT THE HELL! YOU LOUSY SONS OF BITCHES AAARGH!" The God screamed as a huge demon protruded from her back. Kaufmann, Harry, and Dahlia looked at the flying beast.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!" Kaufmann shouted.

Dahlia just laughed like an idiot once again. The demon rolled its eyes and zapped Dahlia killing her. It then sniffed the air, and soon flew towards a giant box of Count Chocula cereal, and started to devour it. Harry who had only one hunting rifle bullet left took steady aim at the demon and shot it, right in the boob.

"AAAKKHH!" The demon cried out as it fell down dead. Then the woman in white appeared.

Harry stared at the woman in white, who just stood there, then she looked constipated and out of nowhere a baby appeared. She handed the baby over to Harry, and then created an exit for him to escape.

Kaufmann was about to escape too when a deranged Lisa snuck up behind him and grabbed him, "Come here baby you owe me some hanky panky!" She growled.

"AGGGHHH!"

Harry and Cybil started to run towards the exit, when they came to it they looked back to see the God, Alessa, err whatever smiling at them and eating a bowl of Count Chocula cereal. Harry and Cybil shrugged as they took off with the baby,

The End.