And so the Knights who say Shmabbergaster arrived at a forest, where two knights where battling.

"I hear the sound of coconuts…" said one knight.

"Mmm…coconuts…" said the second one.

"We're in the middle of a battle; how COULD you think of coconuts?"

"Hey!" the second knight was offended. "You started it!"

"But YOU commented on it!" said the first one.

Knight No. 2 sighed. "Food always comes before battle on my list…"

"You have a list?" No. 1 was interested.

"No…"

"I want to see the list!"

"Hullo, brave knights!" King Arthur stepped forward. "We hope we are not intruding upon anything."

"I don't hope that!" said one of Sir Robin's comrades.

"Shut up! Yes you do!" exclaimed Arthur. "What are your names, brave knights?"

"Nancy and Elizabeth," answered No. 2.

"Huh?" chorused all of the knights.

"I beg my opponent's pardon!" said No. 1. "OUR names are Sir Kelmosot and Anthur. My opponent stated the names of our wives."

"Hey! I'm Sir Anthur!" amended Sir Anthur. Sir Kelmosot rolled his eyes.

And so Sir Robin's comrades started singing:

"Sir Kelmosot and Sir Anthur fought

But thought about what they'd bought-"

"NO!" shouted all of the knights.

"I don't mind it!" said Sir Anthur.

Said Sir Kelmosot, whose father was a lawyer, "Now, if we high and noble knights are to listen to these songs, you must get what we did correctly," he said with authority.

Robin's comrades stared blankly at him.