Lazlo Talks to Statues (Parody of Jimmy Buffet's "Delaney Talks to Statues")

Lazlo talks to statues

As he dances round the lake

He chases squirrels through Roman ruins

And does the shimmy shimmy shake

He speaks a language all his own

That Lumpus cannot discover

But he knows he loves him so

When he tucks him 'neath the covers

Campers, Scoutmasters

Parties, sound blasters

Rocks sink, dreams float

Life's good, so there's hope

Lazlo is an artist

He draws pictures in the dirt

He likes to dance and loves to prance

He's the incarnation of mirth

He's growing up so fast you see

And asking lots of questions

Some Lumpus knows the answers to

And some he's looking for suggestions

Campers, Scoutmasters

Parties, sound blasters

Tide's up, sun's down

Life in Camp Kidney town

And some of the things Lumpus saw

Maybe he won't have to see

But there's a lot he wants to pass along

To the scouts at Camp Kidney

Lazlo talks to statues

As he dances round the lake

He chases squirrels through Roman ruins

And does the shimmy shimmy shake

He speaks a language all his own

Just a little like the others

And he knows we all love him so

As he nestles 'neath the covers

Campers, Scoutmasters

Parties, sound blasters

Rocks sink, dreams float

Life's good so there's hope.

September 1, 2005