Because xSwtLilAngel666x left such a nice review, and seemed to enjoy Jou's input in the last chapter so much and though I did not intend this to be more than one chapter, this second and final half is dedicated to her.
From Jou's point of view.
I Guess They Go
All right, I know Otogi and Seto told you how Seto and I got together, but I think they neglected how I consented to the relationship. Since they had their chance to talk and they both made this fatal mistake, I am going to correct that by telling my side of the story.
I have always been straight. Don't believe anything Seto says about his being straight- c'mon, the only people he's every loved are male- yes, I'm counting Mokuba, otherwise it would be person- me. I, however, had quite the fling with Mai Kujaku- you remember her, right? The one with the lavender outfits and incredible boobage. If you recall, I was very adamant about saving her from the Shadow Realm- it's because I loved her. Oh, I confess, I do "love" Seto…most of the time anyway. Except when he calls me mutt…
"So you're bi. Can we move on to more interesting things please?"
Shut up Otogi. You told a flawed story; I'm only trying to correct your mistakes.
"Emphasis on try."
I'm telling the story and would kindly like to invite you to stop interrupting it!
"Getting fancy, aren't you? Did Kaiba lend you half his brain today?"
…watch it, dice-boy.
"Oh, guess not. Anyway, I'm leaving to find Shizuka. You haven't seen her, have you Jou?"
She's in the library right now.
"Thank you Jou! Good bye."
Finally…wait a second! Damn, Otogi's gone. I had better ask Honda to keep an eye on him, make sure he doesn't try anything with Shizu. Honda! Oh, he left too…strange. Wonder what got him moving so fast?
"Mutt, I think you were trying to tell a story?"
Stop calling me that Seto.
"You respond to it."
…I hate you.
"Yes, that explains it. You hate me yet you let me kiss you. Your lips are gay but you…no, of course, you are straight."
What?
"Never mind. Just finish the story…mutt."
If you say so- hey! That's not fair.
"All's fair in love and war."
…Anyway, as I was saying, I was very much in love with Mai, but unfortunately she was too old for me and we parted ways. It was then that I started to…what was the word Yuugi used? Oh yes, I started to 'fixate' my attention on Seto to the point of obsession. I never thought I could have feelings for him, until the day he kissed me. After that happened, we didn't talk- more like argue (Seto has such a temper!)- and I realized that I missed him. A lot. And that I liked the kiss. A lot. The free lunch was great too (free food! Who could pass that up, right?) Finally, I couldn't take it any longer and I kissed Seto back.
"I told all of that, Jounouchi."
Call me Katsuya! I use "Seto".
"…Meow."
That…is not funny.
"Well, what is it? Mutt or meow?"
…I'll have to think about that.
"Ah! Then I won't wait up."
What's that supposed to mean?
"Oh, nothing…my confused little pet."
I'm not your pet, Seto!
"Sure, that's what they all say."
Cut it out or I'll…
"You'll…?"
Tell them my pet name for you.
"You wouldn't!"
I would.
"…Otogi didn't lend you his brain for the day, did he?"
Why do people keep asking me that? Well, the story does not end with that kiss, you know. You see, after I kissed Seto, I was still confused so I asked Yuugi why I wanted to kiss and cuddle Seto when before I wanted to throttle and murder him. Yuugi told me it was the thin line and I somehow unknowingly crossed it. I didn't quite know what he meant so I asked Anzu. Her answer was a kiss and a question.
A needless flashback…
I rarely stayed after school voluntarily, but that day I did. I needed to see Anzu without Yuugi, which seemed impossible as they were always seen together, like a pair of Siamese twins. But Yuugi had to work at the game shop, so I was in luck.
Anzu met me by my locker (my last period teacher wanted to see me after class. Something about last week's test and did I happen to pass around a false answer sheet. I lied.) She waited as I shoved my books into my locker, then led me down the hall towards the library.
"So, Jounouchi, why did you want to see me?"
I looked down at the ground and folded my arms over my chest. With a sigh, I said, "Anzu, I'm confused about Kaiba. I...used to hate him, but...but now all I want to do is kiss him. Why?"
Anzu stopped walking and I turned to see why. She smiled and reached out to me. "Jounouchi, come closer." I stepped towards her until an inch was between our feet. "Closer." Our toes touched. "Just a little closer." I leaned towards her. I felt her breath on my face. "Good." And then she leaned towards me and kissed me softly.
I sputtered back a second later, eyes wide and feeling scared. "A-anzu! What was that!" Technically, if I didn't expect that, it wasn't cheating on her part, was it?
She smirked at me. "You didn't like it, did you?"
"Of course not!" I exclaimed, wiping my mouth in haste.
"Ah, then that it explains it. You're gay; deal with it." And then she walked away.
So that's why I decided it was okay to have a relationship with Seto. And sure, my friends all think I'm gay now and that's fine with me; I wouldn't want to ruin it by telling them I'm straight.
End (really, that's all folks!)
