Sorry I have been updating so fast. I will update once a week, maybe twice, so people don't loose track of the story. Or whatever one can call this nonsense I'm writing.
This chapter has some variations from the one in AFF, again to make it T rated. Again you are free to go there to check it out if you can, but it's no big deal this time.
DISCLAIMER: don't own crap... I am running out of things to say here...
"I'm going to go lesbian or something..." I blurted.
The police girl turned around slowly, covering her chest with the shirt she had just taken off.
She stared.
I blew a kiss.
She's blushing.
"Really... I'm getting sick of guys..."
She's blushing more and more.
"I'm kidding Seras... I can't be a lesbian... bi maybe, but never lesbian... I still like them... too much for my own good I think."
"What happened?" Her hand reached for another of my shirts that were on the bed ready for her to try.
"Your Master got all Neanderthal on me."
I can hear an escalating chuckle coming from her.
Oh god, she's going to start laughing forever again.
"Don't do it again--." I warned.
"Ok, ok I'm sorry..." She took a few deep breaths to control her laughter.
She thought this mess with her Master was hilarious. At first she got mad since I didn't confide in her, as I said before, but as she asked more and more details of what was going on, she started to find it quite funny.
I told her about what had happened a few days ago; about the talk me and her Master had. She went into a laughing frenzy that lasted about 3 hours. Non-stop. I had to wait until she stopped completely. I wasn't even done telling her what had happened when she was already cracking up like there was no tomorrow.
She made me feel like reconsidering my job. Maybe I should go into comedy.
It will keep me away from red-clad male-chauvinistic animated corpses and that's a big plus.
"… and Clay is being too much of a sweet boyfriend. He feels bad for 'leaving' that time…"
"Hmm... well, you know no one got you into this mess, right?"
"Yeah I know... it's my fault..."
Silence. I looked at what she was trying on now.
"I would've never thought you could wear my jeans…"
"Well... they are quite long on me..." Seras said looking at herself in the mirror. I wonder where all that stuff about vampires not having a reflection came from.
"… and a bit loose but it looks good..." She's kind of short so it is expected.
"Yeah I like it..."
"I like how they look on you... wear them tonight... let Pip see you in them..."
"But aren't they... too low?"
"They're fine... let me find a cute shirt to match..."
"Ok..."
"Though..." I said looking at her chest and then at mine. "... I don't think your boobs will fit in the one I am thinking on lending you..."
She almost pouted.
"... I wish I had them, don't complain..."
She didn't know how to take that after what I had said before. Her face said it all.
"It's so goddamn cold outside..." I shivered.
"I don't feel it." She shrugged.
"You're so lucky..."
She kept modeling the jeans in front of the mirror.
I went to the closet, took a cute tube top I knew I had and threw it in her direction.
"Here, you can keep it for a while if you want... I can't wear this here..."
"This is so pretty! I love it!"
"Kill Frenchie of a heart attack… wear it tonight too."
"Really? I can have it?'
"Yeah!"
"Thank you so much!"
I sat and she sat beside me with a little smile on her.
"I missed this before you came here... I think I told you before--." She was referring to our girls-only nights. Well she was the only 'female' here for a long time I heard. It had to get lonely.
"Aw..." I passed my arm around her shoulders. "I know how it feels to have a job and no life. It sucks... so I'm happy too..."
"Please don't get fired..." She sighed.
"I'll try... let's see how much I can pull this thing off without the other idiot screwing it up..." I remembered Walter seeing us. Crap. Though I had talked to him after that and he seemed fine about it. But still...
"Other idiot?"
"I'm the first idiot... your Master is the other one... and Clay is just the nice guy here..."
"So did you two get
to an agreement?"
"Me and your Master?" I sighed. "Not
really... but if I see him tonight I SWEAR he won't leave before--"
"Yeah, yeah…" She said with a knowing wicked smile. I pushed her side.
Silence.
"I wonder what he's really thinking..." I took a pillow and put it on my lap. "… and that +I punched the pillow+ just +punch+ makes +punch+ me +punch+ like +punch+ him +punch+ more +punch punch punch+."
"I can tell you like him more than Clay."
+punch punch punch punch+
"That's a yes, I see."
+punch+
Silence.
"He's right, we like to torment ourselves… it's sad..."
Silence.
My thoughts are going wild.
"Do you… know…" I said with a little frown after sulking a bit. "… what kind of relationship does he have with Hellsing?"
Silence.
I turned to her.
"He doesn't really talk to me about things." She shrugged.
"But have you seen them together?"
"A few times. But she treats him... not very nice."
"Hm." I sulked a bit more.
"Why?"
"Hm… nothing…"
"Have you?" She asked casually.
"One or twice…" Yeah, I was not going to tell her about that time.
"Jealous?" She pushed my side and I clicked my tongue.
"Nah…" I said still sulking.
It was true. Not like I had any reason to be.
My little radar is picking up something…
I can't see shit.
The idiot is not paying attention to me.
Oop! Ok, I'll swallow my pride and hang from his coat.
"If you could breathe a little softer we wouldn't have to walk in the shadows." His deep voice came from everywhere.
I clicked my tongue in annoyance.
"… or maybe if you didn't breathe at all…"
"Shut up vampire... I'm trying."
When he said 'the shadows' I thought he meant, you know, what we humans understand by shadows. Not … this.
"Though I have to congratulate you on making those huge boots you are wearing, not make a sound."
"Oh thank you, milord+scoffs+." I tried my best English accent.
"Here we are..." He sing-songed into my mind and stopped.
I peeked from behind him, both of us coming out of the shadows thanks to him; Walter was on the phone and standing next to him, a young woman, about 25 years old. I guess his assistant or part of the information retrieval unit. I smiled evilly at my thoughts.
"Ok, let's do it." I thought, tugging at his coat.
"I only have one question."
"What."
"Why did you decide to wear a dress—this short, may I add—when you knew you were going to do this?"
"... shit, you're right. Can you keep it up... or down… or whatever?"
"—such a tease always--."
I glared at him.
I felt his hand getting a grip on me.
"Wait!" I thought and he sighed in frustration. "I'm scared!"
"This was your idea..."
"Look, it's a tall ceiling, ok?"
"Well?"
Silence.
"Ok, ok... lets do this!" I took a deep breath.
He stood behind me, facing my back and snaked an arm around my waist. Then, my boots left the floor. We started to float silently until we couldn't go any higher because of the ceiling. It is a high one; I am NOT kidding. He continued to float with me parallel to the roof, until we were over Walter and company.
"Ready?"
"Oh yeah." I thought as a grin stretched across my face. "Wait!"
"What now..."
"Don't—don't do it too fast please..." I was clawing at his coat.
He mumbled something I didn't get.
"--and don't let me fall or I'll swear--."
He kept his arm around me and with the other he tried to reach for my bended leg. His scary thingies got a hold of me as his arm, the one around my waist, slowly left my body. I started to tilt forward, head first, the thingies bringing me to a soft halt once my body was completely vertical. When my ankle was secured in his hand, he started to lower me over Walter and the girl. Good thing he was holding my skirt in place. I would have given Walter a heart attack. He was also holding my hair in place which I had in two ponytails. I asked him via thoughts, to lower me closer to the girl. Walter was not going to fall for it.
My brown eyes meet her green ones.
"Good evening..." I said in a very low and deep voice, trying to imitate how Alucard talks... only I'm a girl and can't talk like that. I was about 5 inches from the girl's face, upside down, hanging from the ceiling.
The girl didn't scream. But her shocked expression scared ME. I think she almost had a panic attack. She walked backwards a few steps, clutched her notepad to her chest and started panting. I grinned that sick grin I have picked up from the vampire, when I felt Walter's eyes on me.
"Officer... good evening..."
"Hi, Walter... how's everything?"
"Oh, very well, thank you." He lifted his finger for me to wait a moment and then finally hung up. "You don't look too well, have you been eating right?"
"It's just makeup... I wanted to look scary..."
"I see..."
"Seras helped me get the right skin tone."
"I can see that… it almost suits you."
"Don't say it too loud…" I mumbled, but he didn't hear me.
"Will you come by later for some tea?"
"Sure, why not…" Since my agreement with Alucard was off, I had to do my own thing to get tea from Walter. It didn't take much. I just had to ask. He's so nice.
"Are you done, already?" Alucard said from the ceiling.
"SHH! Dude, you're not supposed to be there…"
"It might be fun to be hanging from my hand but I find it quite boring up here."
"… party pooper…" I almost grunted.
The woman almost died as she saw him there. A gasp from her made me realize this.
"It's ok... I'm not another vampire; I'm in FA actually... nice meting you..." I said and extended my upside down hand to the girl. She was looking at Alucard floating up there. She wasn't afraid of me anymore… not even aware of my existence! Damn, I was doing so well! "It's ok, he's harmless..."
"Pardon me?" He didn't like that, I'm sure.
"Ok fine... he's a vicious daemon who kills babies and eats them--."
"Officer, I think she doesn't need all the details..." Walter interrupted me with a sigh.
"Sorry..." I said and with my hands against the desk made my body swing a bit. "I like this, its fun—plus you can get a good workout..." I did some vertical crunches. Ow.
Hm, now I see where he gets those abs from.
"You are not as light as you look, Officer..." Alucard mumbled.
"Wait..." I put my palms flat on the table. "Let go." He did. I did a one second handstand and then my boots hit the carpet.
Alucard landed on the carpet too, beside me, not making a sound.
The girl was still fixated on the vampire. I can't believe there are still people who don't know about him or something. Or maybe I'm just weird.
"I don't think it is a good idea for you two to be wandering around the mansion together..." Walter said, kind of scolded. Yes, it was sort of a violation of those rules about dealing with the Hellsing vampires.
"You're right..." I mumbled as I shook the dust off my short Goth-Amish looking dress.
"Good evening then..." Alucard grinned at the poor girl. He just loves to be the bad guy.
"Walter—."
"He can't hear you anymore..." He said turning to leave.
"Huh?"
The darkness behind me told me we were in the infamous shadows again. I walked after him as he exited the office, again that impossible darkness meeting us instead of the hallway. Damn it! I keep tripping all over the place!
"Can we scare Seras too?"
He chuckled.
"This is fun!" I said smiling wickedly.
Silence.
"I will teach you; you will not scare her doing what you just did..."
"Ok... show me the way PrankMaster..."
"Prank..?" He said with a frown.
"Master."
He smiled devilishly. "How sweet that word rolls out of your tongue..."
(raspberry)
Silence.
"And Pip—how about scaring Pip… and the Geese!"
A very sick grin was the only thing I could see in that darkness. But right now, that only meant more fun.
"And when we're done... I need to talk to you about some stuff." I said my tone a bit less happy.
"Very well."
I can swear he grinned again by the sound of his voice.
(knock knock)
"You're not going anywhere..." The vampire grunted into my lips at the same time that he rolled both of us in a smooth movement placing me on my back, and pinned me against the floor with his body. I had no complains.
Yeah, I know… so much for coming to an agreement and having a civilized talk.
It pisses me off; he always has to be in control.
Ok, this time I started it.
"The door--."
His lips came back to me and shut me up. Ok, fine, fine!
"For once we agree..." I said into his mouth. "Hide--."
"No."
"--for one second... I will tell him I'm busy... ok?"
He backed away a bit and disappeared.
I stood up and went to open the door; barely opening it really... I was not very decent.
"Hey..." I said and licked my lips just in case. God, I feel them swollen and red.
"Oh, you were asleep?" Clay said with a little frown.
"Kinda... I'm a little tired."
"Oh, ok... I wanted to know if you were ok... if everything was ok…"
"Yeah--." I felt a tickle on my leg and knew WHO it was. "I'm--I'm ok..." I was shaking it off me a bit.
"Are you sure?..." He looked at me all weird.
"Yea--hm!" The vampire just grabbed my ass! "Yeah--yeah... I'm just finding some roaches around and I get all jumpy and weird--."
"I can help you if you need--."
"No I'm fine... big girl, I can take it..."
He chuckled.
"Ok... let me know if it gets bad..."
"Mh-hm."
"... good night, luv..." He came over to kiss me and as he did... the vampire's hands were not exactly behaving.
"Hmmm..." I couldn't help myself and moaned into Clay's mouth; and not because of Clay's kiss. I will kill the vampire for this.
"Kinky, kinky Officer." The vampire purred in my head.
"Are you sure you don't want me to stay?" Clay whispered into my mouth a bit sensuously.
"Yeah—I have to +soft gasp+ sleep…" I kicked the vampire behind me. "Good night."
"Ok... bye..." He was smiling from ear to ear. I waited for him to walk down the stairs at least.
I closed the door fast.
"That was wrong..."
"... now he will think it was because of him..."
"What thing?"
He came close to me, pinned me to the door and began to imitate my moans.
"I don't sound like that..."
Again his hands started to... misbehave.
I sounded exactly like he had.
"Though I have to say my favorites are..." At his new actions, my hands involuntarily flew to the frame of the door, my body arching to the point of being painful, very high pitched moans filling the room.
"You're... mistaking-me...for a...piano..."
"It is the same principle, milady..."
"I hate you..." I said as one of my arms curled around his neck, holding me up.
"Of course you do..."
I do hate him... in my own peculiar way...
Let me know if you're reading! The story is already done, but I will update once or twice a week as I said.
