Beginning Notes: Whee! Second Chapter! And I still have an English assignment to do... -dies-
Disclaimer: Stripe- I don't own Inuyasha or anyone else. Though I own this fic, I only own one of the characters. And that is myself.
Year Two of the Inu Gang
Written by- Stripe
Chapter 2- Chaos at the Mall
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In Front of the Mall
Stripe: OK! We need to split into groups! Lets see... We have 19 people. Meaning we split into four groups of four and one group of three. So the groups are as follows: Inuyasha, Kagome, Kikyou, and Kelly in one group, Kohaku, Rin, Sesshomaru and Kagura in another group, Kouga, Jaken, Naraku and Caroline, Lisa, Michelle, Shippou, and Kanna, and then me, Sango and Miroku.
Lisa: Why aren't you going with Kohaku's group? I thought you- -suddenly has duct tape over mouth-
Stripe: That's for me to know and for you to find out. -grin- Now split up into your groups everyone!
With Inuyasha's Group
Kelly: OFF TO BUILD-A-BEAR!!!
Inuyasha: Build-A-...What?
Kelly: Build-A-Bear! Only the most greatest and funnest place on earth! -drags everyone off to Build-A-Bear-
At Build-A-Bear
Kikyou: Look it all the stuffed animals! I wanna 'em all! Whee!!!! -runs into the shop-
Kelly: Maybe she isn't so bad after all... WHEE!!!! -runs into shop after Kikyou-
Kagome: I'm scared now... -hides behind Inuyasha-
With Sesshomaru's Group...
Rin: Ooooh! A playground! C'mon Kohaku! Let's go! -drags Kohaku off to play in the playground-
Sesshomaru: -blank look-
Fangirls: FLUFFY!!!!
Sesshomaru: -scared look-
Kagura: HE IS MINE I TELL YOU, MINE!!!
Fangirls: Ewww...
Kagura: -starts attacking fangirls with her fan-
Fangirls: -All run away-
Kagura: HAH! So there! AND DON'T EVER BOTHER US AGAIN!
Kohaku: -walks up- Kagura, what are you doing?
Kagura: What happened to Rin? I thought she dragged you off to the playground.
Kohaku: Height restriction. -points-
Kagura: Then where's Rin?
Kohaku: Trying to break in.
Rin: -complaining to the measurement clown- But I wanna play in the playground!
With Naraku's Group
Caroline: I'm gonna kill Stripe! How dare she stick me with a toad!
Jaken: I am not a toad you insolent human!
Caroline: WELL YOU SURE LOOK LIKE IT! -beats up Jaken-
Sesshomaru's Retreating Fangirls: -trample Jaken-
Jaken: Owie!
Kouga: Why couldn't I have gone with Kagome?
Caroline: It was Stripe's idea... let's get 'er!
All: YEAH!
With Shippou's Group
Shippou: LOOK! A candy shop!
Michelle: Yay! Candy! -Michelle and Shippou run off-
Lisa: Michelle! Wait! We're supposed to stay together!
Kanna: The hamster has no sanity.
Lisa: Huh?
Kanna: I said, the hamster has no sanity.
Lisa: Hamster? Which one are you talking about? Shippou or Michelle? 'Cause I don't think Shippou's a hamster...
Kanna: Both.
Shippou: HEY! I HEARD THAT! -digs into bag of candy-
Michelle: THE WORLD IS FUZZY! -also digs into bag of candy-
Lisa: o.o; I am scared now.
With Miroku's Group
Miroku: -stares at the ladies underwear while walking through a clothing store-
Stripe: Hm... Now how to get Sango and Miroku to like each other... There aren't any fancy restaurants here... but... I know!
Sango: Why are you muttering to yourself?
Stripe: 'Cause I feel like it- Hey! Miroku get out of there!
Miroku: -comes back from the dressing rooms with a large grin on his face-
Stripe: C'mon Miro-sama, we're goin' ice skating!
Sango: What?
At the Ice Skating Rink
Stripe: Ok, you simply balance all of your weight on the tip of the blade, get it?
Sango and Miroku: -nod slowly-
Stripe: -pushes them out on the ice- OK! Have fun!
Miroku: -falls down-
Sango: -keeps balance-
A Few Minutes Later...
Sango: -has a large group of people gathered around her, marveling at how well she skates-
One of the People: So Miss...
Sango: Sango.
Person: Yes, Miss Sango, would you consider joining the Olympic Team?
Sango: What?
Miroku: -clinging onto the wall for dear life-
Stripe: Hm... This isn't really working out as planned...
Caroline: -in falsely cheerful voice- Oh Striiiipe...
Stripe: -turns around- Oh, hi Caroline!
Caroline: You are going to pay for putting me with these freaks!
Kouga: Yeah! What she said! ... Oh... wait...
Stripe: BYE! -dashes out onto the ice... in tennis shoes-
Naraku's Group: HEY! Get back here!
Stripe: -runs into group of people gathered around Sango- I really wish I knew how to skate...
Sango: -randomly pulls out Hiraikotsu and beats up Naraku, Kouga, and Jaken for no apparent reason-
Caroline: I'm going back to the fire kitty. -drags her group along with her-
Stripe: Bye Caroline!
Kikyou Kelly: -walk/skate up holding ten Build-A-Bears among them-
Kelly: The new ones they have are really creepy looking.
Kikyou: Yeah. Like that cat. Scary.
Kagome Inuyasha: -follow Kikyou and Kelly carrying even more stuffed animals-
Kagome: Who would have guessed they'd have a common interest?
Inuyasha: They used my money too!
Stripe: o.o;
Shippou: CANDY! Ilovecandydon'tyoucauseitmakesyahyperandyoucanthenspeakhyperlanguagebecauseyagotslotsofenergy!
Michelle: SQAAAAAAAAAZ!!!!!
Kanna: They took our money too.
Lisa: Its not fair!
Stripe: -.-;
Kagura: -has a new fan-
Sesshomaru: She used my money too.
Rin: That was fun! Can we do it again?
Stripe: Yeah, later. But for now, TO THE FIRE KITTY!!!
On Kirara
Stripe: Hm... I don't think Sango and Miroku are any closer than before. This could be tricky... Well, I'm sure Sango's going to get some attention at school tomorrow. Maybe Miroku will act a little less like a pervert then to save her from people like himself. Yup. Tomorrow I can get them together.... -evil grin-
Kelly: Are we gonna play Truth or Dare again? That was fun!
Stripe: Tomorrow night.
Kelly: Its always tomorrow!
Stripe: -singing- Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! You're only, a chapter away!
Kelly: Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.
Ending Notes:
I'm going to explain the height restriction thing really quickly, at the mall we are supposedly at, there is a playground that won't let anyone taller than 48 inches go in. An since everyone is somehow thirteen in this story, Kohaku and Rin are too tall to go in the playground. And there's a clown with a height marker on it to show how short you have to be to get in.
It'd be nice if you reviewed too. I need to know how I'm doing on this. -nodnod-
Review Responses
Bethi-chan: I haven't talked to you in a while... And fevers do weird things to my brain.
kikyo728: Those are good ideas, but I had a specific mall in mind with only half the things you suggested.I also had this chapter semi-pre planned. Plus, unless I ask for them, I refuse to take ideas from people. I just have issues with it...
Next Time: School begins! And the Inu Gang needs to learn the elements of the periodic table! And then there's math... Oh dear.
