Beginning Notes: Real Life is Evil. People got mad at me, I'm piled with school work, and I have no freetime! Ok... So I actually DO have freetime. Its fun to procrastinate, ok?

Disclaimer: Kohaku- Why do I have to do thins?

Stripe: Because your my favorite character.

Kohaku: Ok... I don't belong to her, and neither does anyone else.

Stripe: Sadly.

Year Two of the Inu Gang

Written by- Stripe

Chapter 3- Back to School

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Stripe-gets up at 6:23 AM- Oh gee... school doesn't start for another two hours. VIDEO GAME TIME!

Inu Gang-groan and get up as Stripe has the volume on full blast-

Stripe: Man... I died again... -pout-

Shippou: Ooo! Can I try! I wanna try-steals controller from Stripe-

-1 1/2 hours later-

Stripe: o.o You beat the game for me.

Shippou: That was fun! And easy.

Stripe: Teach me oh master... -bows down to Shippou-

Shippou: Huh?

Stripe: Oh. Yeah. We gotta get to school. CHARGE -runs out of the room, and the Inu Gang fearfully follows-

-At School-

Caroline: Damn Mondays.

Lisa: Hello, Garfield.

Kelly: KITTY! Must... Hug... and... Squeeze... to... Death...

Lisa: You said that last story too.

Kelly: Hey, Why mess with a great catch phrase?

Stripe: I AM HERE!

Michelle: Hello fuzzy friend!

Bell-rings-

Stripe: o.o I got here just in time! Well... CHARGE AGAIN-runs off to locker and Inu Gang fearfully follows-

-At Stripe's Locker-

Kagome: Hey, didn't your locker used to be somewhere else?

Stripe: 'Course it was. But this is year TWO so I have new teachers 'n stuff. Now I have science first. -walks into science class, the Inu Gang following behind-

Mrs Jones: Who are they?

Stripe: You didn't hear about the foreign exchange students last year, did you?

Mrs Jones: Oh yeah! The ones from Japan!

Stripe: They're back!

Bell-rings-

Stripe: Ok, Everyone finda seat. Good Luck-bell rings again and announcements start-

Announcements: Welcome back on this glorious Monday! We have tons of tortur- I mean, fun things for you to do this week! Now for some student announcents!

Geeky Sounding Kid on Announcements: I am from GPAC. I can not remember what it stands for at the moment because Stripe does not, and she is currently writing this, but I sound geeky and get on the announcemts everyday! Just to let you know!

Announcents: Now for a moment of silence.

Michelle-randomly appears- SQAZ!

Lisa-randomly appears after Michelle and drags her back upstairs-

Mrs Jones: Ok! Now time to start class! We are studying BONES! Does anyone know anything about BONES?

Stripe-raises hand- Lesee, bones inside of you are alive, provide structure and support for your body, store nutrients, create blood cells, protect internal organs, and allow movement. Oh yeah, and Lisa is scared by SPONGY BONE SQUARE PANTS!

Inuyasha: Lisa?

Stripe: Yup.

Rin: Spongy Bone Square Pants?

Stripe: Yup.

Kagome: Isn't the show Songe BOB Sqarepants?

Stripe: Yup.

Sango: Is the only thing you can say 'Yup'?

Stripe: Yup- er, Nope.

Mrs Jones: Today we get to examine bones! How exciting!

Kohaku: Taijiya weapons are mad out of demon bones.

Sango: What'd you say?

Kohaku: Um... Nothing?

Sango: You've remembered all this time, haven't you?

Kohaku: Maybe...?

Sango: You mean I've stressed over this for NOTHING! YAH-tries to attack Kohaku with Hiraikotsu-

Kohaku-runs out of the classroom, Sango following- Don't hurt me!

Stripe: o.o That was interesting.

Miroku: Sango! Come BAAACK-runs out of the class room after Sango-

Stripe: At least the pervert is gone...

Michelle-randomly appears again- SUTA-drags Shippou off to Social Studies-

Stripe: Michelle! Get back here now-runs out after her-

Remaining Inu Gang: o.o

Mrs Jones: Time to start! Choose a lab partner!

Kikyou: C'mon Inu. Doncha wanna be partners with me?

Kagome: No! He's MY lab partner! HANDS OFF!

Kikyou: I asked first!

Inuyasha-sneaks out door-

Kagome and Kikyou-follow him out the door-

Rin: Hm... Albino creepy girl! Can you be my partner?

Kanna-nod-

Kagura: I call Sesshomaru.

Fangirls-deflate-

Hakudoushi-randomly pops out of Mrs. Jones's computer- HAH! I HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE WIND TUNNEL! I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

All in Classroom: o.0 Help.

-In the Hallway-

Kohaku: I'm finally safe-hiding behind trashcan-

Sango: Get out here you little pest! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR MAKING ME WORRY ABOUT YOU!

Random Creepy Perverted Kid: Hey. You single?

Sango: What?

RCPK: I said, are you single? You know, like do you have a boyfriend?

Sango: No... HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS!

RCPK-laughs stupidly-

Miroku: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! MIRO-SAM- I mean MIROKU TO THE RESCUE!

Sango-whaps RCPK over head with boomerang- Thanks for your concern, but I have experience with perverts. Anyways, we should head back to the classroom.

-Outside of Classroom-

Bell-rings-

Students-step out singed-

Stripe-returns with Shippou- What'd I miss?

Kanna: Hakudoushi set the bones on fire.

Stripe: Hakudoushi...? Ah geez, not him too!

Naraku: Mini-me is here!

Stripe: C'mon. Lets just get to math before Mrs. Jones bans you from her room.

-At Math Class-

Mrs Landcaster: Blah and blah therefore equal blah!

Lisa-randomly appears- Noooo! Blad and blad equal dreswa!

Mrs. lancaster: How do you figure that?

Lisa: Well, obviously you need to (insert long, confusing math equation here)

Everyone in classroom: Huh?

Kanna: You are all idiots.

Stripe: No. Lisa's just too smart for her own good.

Kanna: It is very simple though... (insert not so long or confusing math equation here)

Lisa: Wha? NOOOOOOO! The albino is better at math then I am!

Inuyasha: What language are they speaking?

Miroku: I don't know. Prehaps we should learn this 'math' of which they speak...

Kouga: How would we do that though?

Miroku: That weird girl... Lisa. She will teach us.

Inuyasha: Whether she likes it or not!

Miroku, Inuyashga and Kouga: YEAH!

Mrs. Lancaster: Quiet Down!

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Ending Notes:

o.o Sorry that took so long. School is evil. So is writer's block. I'll try to get the next chapter out sooner though-coughYeahRightcough-

I'm trying to make a comic out of this story too. I dunno why. Just some random whim that's going to use a lot of paper and never get finished. Who knows? Got the character designs finished anyways. And the first two pages... I can't draw though.

Sorry about any spelling or grammar errors. I need spell check. BAD.

Review Responses

Bethi-chan: Kelly's obsessed with Build-A-Bear. It'd be wrong to send her to the mall without mentioning it.

kikyo728: We got the school back to the normal world. So I still go to the same school. -nodnod-

madatstrike: That's your problem, not mine.

IwishIknewjapanese: Lets hope you aren't waiting at the edge of your seat for the next update...

Next Time: Choir and PE. Oh no...