The Ocarina of Time:Directors Cut
Ch 3.Fairy Phycitiary
Disclaimer: A message from the cockaroach general: "WORLD DOMINATION......AND THE AUTHOR OWNS NOTHING!!!!!"
"We'll return to home base to regroup and restratigize" Said a Cockaroach with a Big, Green Generals hat(SO BIG HE WAS HIDDEN, yeah no..not working). "Move out the troops!" Comanded the 'general'.
"Yes Sir."said a less important cockaroach. "World Domination!!!!"
On Death Mountain....
"Hey, look, litsen."said Navi. "Here comes the floating hand to take us to the next area."(Or did it?) As she said it, the hand picked up Link and flicked him all the way to Death Mountain. "YAAAAAAAA!" yelled Navi as they soared to the mountain range(What evil am I ploting? You'll see, Mhahahahahahahahahahahaha.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled Link as they went straight through the wall of the cave thing....and landed right in front of King DoDongo. "AHHHHHHHHHHH wheres a bomb?"asked Link looking around franticly. Before King DoDongo could attack, Navi took out a huge leather chair.
(With a heavy German Accent)"Pleasse Zhit down Mr. Dodongoo? Letzh start from ze beginig, when did zesse aggrezions vegin?"Navi asked as King DoDongo sat in the leather seat. King DoDongo let out a HUGE roar. "I shea, zen oud ou conzider yor vhildhood zepressing?" King DoDongo began to cry and shake his head up and down. With Navi's help King DoDongo realized that he needed to work things out and gave the two the Goron Saphire.
"Wow Navi, I didn't know you were a phychiatrist, you know I have been felling kinda....."Link said before Navi cut him off.
"Who cares, lets go to the Temple of Time!" Navi said. as they said that, they were once again draged of by the floating hand.(Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha) "Okay, put in the stones so the freaking door will open." Navi Ordered. Link did what he was told and then the door half opened"Grrrr.......DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Yelled Navi who bashed in the door. Link Got the master sword!
Meanwhile.........
Hey, where the heck are we? "This is The Home Base!" said the cockaroach general. But this is a rundown Appartment with the words "Joe" on the front. "Whats up Joe." one of the cockaroach said.
A/N: R&R. Thanks to my cousin Candace for reminding me of an extremly funny movie, Joe's Apartment thank you Candace.(GO JOE! Uhhhh meaning Candace, yeah)
Bye, People
