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Alucard não é meu, eu é k sou dele...
YEAH EAT YOUR HEART OUT!... O.o… fine
I'll go now. +pouts+
ATTEMPT #023 – No progress yet.
I slowly sat up and looked at my side, checking on the sleeping vampire beside me. I poked him once. Twice. Yeah, he's asleep. I looked at his pale defined back; the only part of him exposed from under my sheets, as I thought what to try today.
Weird, he never gets under them…
(spank)
Who knew that under the long red coat he was hiding that ass?
Yeah, still sleeping… he never wakes up when I do that.
Ok, here we go.
I straddled his back and began to jump on him… over and over and over again; harder and faster until the bed began to squeak. I smiled. I've become so conditioned to this noise. I get horny if someone jumps on my bed or something.
As I expected; nothing. Still asleep.
I put my hands flat on the bed at the sides of his shoulders and leaned toward his head. My teeth went to his earlobe and started to… no not nibble… almost like munching on the cool skin.
I alternated the munching with the jumping on his back until I could coordinate both movements.
God, he's still asleep!
Munching, jumping, munching and more munch—
Oh, what's that?
I felt a soft purr from him which was becoming louder and louder as I munched more and more. No it wasn't that purring he would do when I would—never mind… no it was like an… annoyed one. Hmm… more munching, more munching.
(growls)
He's growling! I continued jumping faster and faster and by now his growling was very very clear.
"Go-od af-ter-no-on ba-by!" I said feeling so triumphant I was almost yelling out in a childish squeaky voice.
He turned his face to the side and growled ridiculously loud.
I jumped off him and ran to the bathroom, laughing hysterically.
I DID IT! VICTORY! I finally woke him up!... ok, now I have to take a shower and get ready.
"AAAAHH!" My scream I think could be heard all the way to the Camden. The idiot put my water ice cold in the middle of my shower. Yeah it was him, I heard him laugh. "FUCK YOU, DAMN ANIMATED CORPSE!"
This is war.
Yeah, there's nothing like waking up with a smile.
Where is Seras? I haven't seen her tonight.
Maybe I wasn't informed of something? Or I forgot? Please God no. What if there was something scheduled with Sir Integra and I forgot?
Oh man, please no.
Crap, I can't go to her room. If I'm caught... hell no, I think my 'Get in Trouble' pass already expired for this month. Oh well, I'm going to get some tea now that I'm in here then. I hope they have strong Hindi tea or something. I'm feeling kind of mellow tonight, too mellow to go on a mission.
Grr, I can't even stand this shirt today...
I unbuttoned my collar and down to the two buttons after it. I'm in 'tank-top and boy-shorts' mode. I hate my uniform even more today.
As I headed toward the kitchen and prayed for Walter to be there, I saw a black dog walking across the lobby. As I looked at it, it looked back. I didn't know there was a Hellsing dog around. Never saw it. I kept looking at it as it sat on its back legs and began to pant in a friendly way. I always think they are smiling when they do that.
"Hey doggy." I said bending down, my hands on my knees. I love dogs. I love animals in general. Except roaches. All the rest I absolutely adore. And I would hurt a human before hurting an animal.
"C'mere, c'mere!" I said sweetly, snapping my fingers and the dog walked toward me with the 'smile' on it's face. It's a big dog. Maybe it's always locked up because Sir Hellsing thinks it's dangerous? I hate it when people do that. I'm so tempted to call animal control.
"Hi doggy..." I said smiling as it smelled my hand and licked it. I scratched the dog behind the ears, under the chin, on the top of his head. How cute! He was smelling me and licking my neck and face. Aww, he's kissing me!
"I wish I knew your name..." I said before he licked my lips. "You're a big kisser huh?" I held his snout and kissed him over the nose. "I have to look for Seras, wanna come?"
The dog answered by wagging his tail. Yeah, he followed as I began to walk away.
I miss my dogs so much...
Seras, where the hell is that girl?
"Oh well, I'll have some tea, she has to come here anyway, it's almost dinner time... well breakfast for her..."
He followed me into the kitchen and again sat on his back legs at the door. Oh, maybe no one paid any attention to him. It hurts me to see animals wanting attention. He walked behind me as I looked for a cup and looked at me; that 'smile' plastered on his face, swallowing now and then, and panting again.
"Do you want something? Water, food...?" I asked while checking around for dog food. Nothing. Strange. Maybe he was fed real food. I got my hand wet and walked to him putting it near his nose. He didn't lick so I guessed he wasn't thirsty either. As I walked back to the sink, he walked toward me again. I knelt to his height. He seemed hyper but I couldn't get what he wanted.
"What do you want?" I asked sweetly and went back to pet him. I chuckled as he kept sniffing me and licking the air. I kept kissing his head. How cute, he is so affectionate!
"Good evening Officer, you are ear... ly." Walter said as he came in the kitchen and his eyes rested on the dog.
"Hi Walter... I didn't know we had a dog!"
"Uh..."
The dog looked at Walter intensely. Walter seemed a bit scared.
"Walter you're afraid of dogs? He's so cute-- Hey!" The dog came back from staring at Walter to bury his nose inside my opened shirt and licking my skin. Walter sighed troubled and walked to the sink.
"I'll prepare your tea Miss..." He said with a worried voice. But I didn't really care. Some people are terrified of animals. Maybe he is one of those.
"What's his name Walter?"
"I'm not sure Miss, I will ask Sir Hellsing later tonight..."
"Please and thank you..."
I sat on the floor, my back resting against the wall, petting the dog while waiting for my tea.
"Where's Seras? I've been looking for her all afternoon..."
"She is instructing some new soldiers in the shooting range..."
"Oh riiiight... I didn't look there, smart me..."
Walter bent down to hand me my cup, eying the dog suspiciously. I thought it was so funny.
"Walter... c'mon... "
As I drank my tea the dog put his nose under my skirt from the front, I guess smelling me. I almost choked a laughter and kicked my legs for him to move away.
"Hey! I swear males are males..." I said playfully and half chuckling. I put my cup beside me and Walter sighed again.
"If you'll excuse me Miss I need to... help Sir Integra with some... paperwork..."
Haha, who knew Walter was scared of dogs.
Oop, I have to get going.
I knelt again and put my arms around the dog. I could feel he stopped panting.
I saw Seras walk by and then stop as she saw me, starting to laugh softly. The dog again got himself loose and put his nose inside my cleavage and licked inside some more.
"Hey stop that!" I said chuckling.
"MASTER!" She almost yelled and I looked around. Where?
Then I realized she was looking at the dog.
And that the dog didn't have a pair of eyes anymore.
It had 3 sets of eyes!
WHAT.THE. FUCK!
I screamed in terror and fell back against the wall. The dog was now looking at Seras, more like glaring and growling at her.
"M-Master that's not nice..." She stuttered and walked away from the dog.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASTER!" I screamed still looking at the freak dog growling at Seras. I recognized the eyes. The dog was Alucard.
"You fucking--!" I got my gun out. " Seras get outta here; I'm gonna hurt your Master very much..." I stood up aiming at the dog who headed to the door. Seras whined and moved away trying to stop me but, oh please. She needs to feed more to stop me when I'm hysterically mad. I ran after the dog and saw him turn in a corner.
As I turned too I found myself face to face with Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing.
"Sir Hellsing." I said panting and put my gun away. "My apologies." I glared at the vampire in red standing behind her like a bodyguard, with a smirk on his face. She looked still as a statue and followed my eyes. She looked back at me letting out a 'hmpf'.
"I will speak to the vampire after the mission. Now get ready for deploy."
"Yes Sir." I said and glared murderously at the vampire. He winked at me with that stupid smirk. Guess who will pay today for my mood. Those Freaks and ghouls better get ready.
I arrived at my room after the mission and slammed the door behind me. I stomped to my closet, teared a page of psalms from a bible I had found a while ago in here and pined it to the main door with one of my knives. The crazy priest pines shit to the walls and doors to stop him I hear, so it better work for me. That fucking bastard is not coming in here tonight. If he does I will kill his undead ass. Fucking idiot who the hell does he think he is?
I took a quick shower. I wanted to be there to tell him to fuck off and leave me alone. So in a heartbeat I was out, in my shorts and beater, waiting for the idiot to come and gladly kick his ass. I rested on the bed, waiting for a sound or a signal that told me he was behind the door. He couldn't come in because of the psalms I guess, so he had to knock. So I just waited.
... that son of a bitch.
Long Silence.
Why hasn't he come to annoy me? I know Sir Integra was going to say something to him about this but it's been a long time. I was feeling... disappointed. I felt even anxious. Wasn't he coming?
I found myself feeling a bit down. I couldn't believe it but I did.
Shit, what am I thinking...
(knock knock)
My head shot up. I had fallen asleep for a little. I stomped toward the door and stood in front of it, my arms crossed.
"Yes?" I wasn't opening it.
"Well?"
"Well what?" I said angrily.
"I see I'm not invited this morning... well..."
I felt him walking away. I opened the door angrily and looked at him walking down the hall to get out of the barracks. He turned around slowly as I stomped angrily toward him. I slapped him across the face and glared at him as his face returned to me. After turning on my heels I walked toward my room, slamming the door close when I was inside. My chest heaved with anger. After catching my breath I walked to the bed and sat down.
Damn, I don't wanna sleep by myself tonight. I really don't want to. Why did I have to hit him? Maybe just a yell or something. But he did act really disrespectful! Goddammit. My head is a mess.
I can't believe I hit him. This is so unlike me.
(tap tap tap)
I turned to the door. I want to open it.
No! Let him rot out there.
But I still want to open it. Grrr!
I clenched the bed sheets in my hands and stood up. It took me a few seconds to open the door. But I finally did.
He was resting against the door frame, sans hat and glasses.
"Do I deserve that?.."
"Yes you do..." I said my hands on my hips.
"I would like to hear a reason, if it is not too late, milady..."
Silence. I shook my head. Unbelievable.
"No doubt, men are dogs..."
"I'm no man..."
"Oh please--."
"... on the other hand, you are all woman..." He said with a sultry purr and smile. I grabbed the door and slammed it close again. I think I hit his face with it or something. I threw myself angrily on the bed and felt his chuckle behind the door still.
(tap tap tap)
"Go away!"
"And then you will come out when I'm walking away. Who is being the 5 year old?"
"Excuse me?"
"You know you want to let me in... then I am the one who likes to play games?"
I shot up and walked to the door, opening it angrily.
"I don't know how you usually treat women--."
"Do you know that today is the first time I have seen you smile in such a manner for more than five minutes?... I thought there was something wrong with your teeth..."
"Well you are rather annoying and that doesn't make me too happy."
"Who was the one not letting me get up this afternoon? If I'm so annoying why were you holding on to my shirt like a possessive feline?"
"Oh please... I didn't mind the thing about the dog too much... now going into my shirt and under my skirt was very inappropriate and had absolutely nothing to do with making me smile. It was disrespectful; doing it in front of Walter and Seras and purposely making me run into Hellsing—what the hell were you trying to prove? So don't give me that..."
"Can't decide how you look better, if angry or happy..."
I gave a step towards him, my eyes about to burn his.
"I'm not your bitch Alucard. Go find yourself one, dog boy."
I slammed the door closed again.
I calmed my breath and tried to sleep. I didn't hear any knocking after that. And I didn't care. As it came out of my mouth I realized why I was really mad.
I have a feeling this is my fault too.
"I thought this is what you wanted.."
I slowly got on my feet again and walked toward the door. I opened it only a little; his head was almost against the door frame so there was no need to open it all. My voice was lower now; tense, but less eager.
"There is a big difference between a casual thing and being disrespectful." I said looking at him in the eye.
"So now you are expecting things from me? I thought a casual thing was not about compromises or expectations... it is a risk you take in relationships of this sort... " He talked to me as if I was 5 years old.
"Now you understand when I told you you do not know how to deal with humans now a days?"
"Why? Because I turned into a dog and tricked you?"
"You very well know this is not about the dog thing."
"Then pray tell, what is it about?"
"What we do in here stays in here... people outside don't have to see it."
"Other people?"
"Walter doesn't have to see you have access to the inside of my shirt or skirt... it is disrespectful."
"Now is my time to say... you very well know this is not about Walter or Seras."
Silence.
"I expect an apology." I said very seriously.
"Not until you tell me the real reason for slapping me."
Silence.
"You read thoughts."
Silence.
His voice went to a whisper.
"I won't answer the questions in your mind until you ask me directly. And you will not get an apology from me until you can word the real reason for slapping me."
It sucks to be involved in this way with a vampire. One has no goddamn privacy.
"I will sleep alone tonight." I whispered firmly into his eyes.
"Very well." He answered seriously, his eyes also piercing into mine.
He walked away and I softly closed the door, feeling that stupid thing in my stomach... again.
There will be no double standard here and we just made it very clear to the other.
I shouldn't have slapped him, though. Crap.
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