Beginning Notes: Daaaang... Its been a while since I updated... So here's this crappy chapter to make up for it!
Disclaimer: Kouga: I own Kagome.
Inuyasha: No you don't!
Kouga: Yes I do, muttbreath!
Inuyasha: No you don't wolf...thing!
Kagome: -sigh- Stripe does not own Inuyasha or any related characters. And neither Kouga or Inuyasha own me.
Year Two of the Inu Gang
Written By - Stripe
Chapter 4 - The Chapter for Summer
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School: -disappears-
Stripe and Inu Gang: -reappear at Stripe's house-
Kagome: Um... What just happened?
Stripe: The explanation is very simple. We are in a fanfic. I can update this any time I want. Summer has crept up very fast. So its summer now, and I have no school.
Kouga: Say wha?
Stripe: I was too lazy to update this story and now its summer.
Kouga: Oh.
Inuyasha: Hey, where are your friends?
Stripe: Ah... Most of them are at home... Michelle's on vacation though.
Inu Gang: -celebrate-
Stripe: HEY! Stop that! I don't want them angry at me.
Naraku: Darn... I just got the punch ready too...
Kagura: Yeah! Let us have a party! C'mon!
Kanna: PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTY pleasewithtonsandtonsandtonsofsugarontop?
Stripe: Fine, fine. Just don't wreck anything. An' get outta my room. -pushes Inu Gang out- Don't ruin the TV. I'll need that in the afternoon!
Inu Gang: YAY! Party time!
-That afternoon-
Stripe: -goes downstairs- -watches Inu gang-
Sesshoumaru: An' then mah stupid half-brother cut off mah arm and -hic- it bled an' it bled an' it bled an' it still hurts when yah poke it -hic-
Stripe: o.0 Is that... Sesshoumaru DRUNK? XD -takes out camera and takes a picture- How did he get drunk though? I barred the wine cabinet... Hm... -shifty glance- OK! WHO SPIKED THE PUNCH?
Naraku: -shifty glance-
Everyone else: -turns to look at Stripe, confused-
Stripe: Sorry. Sort of an inside joke. OK! Clean up! I got TV to watch!
Inu Gang: Aw...
Stripe: -turns on TV to 'The Jeff Corwin Experience'-
Inuyasha: What the hell are you watching?
Stripe: A show on animal planet... HE'S PICKING UP A BLACK MAMBA? Does he WANT to die?
Inu Gang: o.o; -move away slowly-
Shippou: What's a 'black mombo'?
Stripe: A black mamba is the most deadly snake in the world.
Shippou: Oh...
Souten and Ayame: -pop out of TV-
Stripe: I didn't know this thing could GET anime fillers. Awesome! Now move it. The Cobra festival's coming up next.
Souten: Cool... I'm older! So Sippou and I can be togeeeeeeether foreeeeeever... -dreamy sigh-
Everyone else: -stare-
Souten: Ah shoot. Did I say that out loud?
Everyone else: -slowly nods-
TV: -randomly switches to the Crocodile Hunter-
Crocodile Hunter: Look! Its the most poisonous spider in the world! ...
LET'S PICK IT UP!
Stripe: Ah foo. -switches channels-
Sesshoumaru: -hic-
Spongebob: Hi Inu Gang!
Stripe: Oh no... Not now...
Spongebob: I'm Ready, I'm Ready, I'm READY!
Patrick: -gasp- Look!That silver haired guy has...
He has...
Oh its too horrible to describe!
Spongebob: What does he have?
Patrick: He has... a red... shirt... -faints-
Stripe: Okay... -changes channel-
TV: -Is showing Totally Spies-
Stripe: Ok... before they start talking to me too I'd better shut this off. -turns TV off-
Miroku: Does that box have naked girls like your other box?
Stripe: What?
Miroku: Your other box with the green background had pictures ofnaked girls... it was wonderful...
Stripe: ... I'm going to be deleting whatever you downloaded now... -walks upstairs-
Sango: -knocks Miroku out with Hiraikotsu-
Kouga: Hey... I just realized something...
Shippou: What?
Kouga: Some people are missing?
Shippou: Who?
Kouga: Kohaku, Rin, Hakudoushi, and Kikyou.
Shippou: Why?
Kouga: How'dyou expect me to know?
Sesshoumaru: -hic-
Kouga: Exactly.
-End Chapter-
Stripe's Friends: Hey! We weren't in this chapter!
Stripe: And who's fault would that be?
Friends: Yours...
Stripe: Oh yeah. Well... You can come in next chapter.
Friends: When will that be?
Stripe: August, after school's started. I won't forget to add you in, I promise.
Friends: You're mean.
Ending Notes:
Short chapter. Ah well. There was more of the Inu Gang in it at least. Next chapter WILL be longer, I promise. It is coming out in lateAugust though... So there. And... There's probably going to be a slightly different set of friends. I can't have everyone following me around, they'll need tobe in their actual classes. There's more friends to remember now...
Review Responses:
kikyo728 - I just got Fruit's Basket... Decent so far. I don't like Yu-Gi-Oh though. And yes, I could probably spend a looooot of money at a book store...
arabianhorse - Hi Isabel! You'll be in the fanfic soon. And Miroku is a pervert. You need to know no more than that.
shiechan - Kanna's a point below you in math. And there will be a tutoring scene sometime, especially if you have math with me next year.
Review if you wish. Flame, praise, do whatever. I don't care.
