Beginning Notes: This is sad... I almost WANT a flame for this story. Its really just some stupid fantasy that I'm writing to amuse myself. Yet people other than those cast in ze story read it... Very odd. Very odd indeed.

Want a better story than this? Go read "The Midway". Its a horror/supernatural Inuyasha AU that I love to death. Even if it gives me weird dreams.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own the school. I don't own my friends(technically). So... I own my alter-ego, Stripe. XD Yeah. And two oft he characters briefly mentioned.

Year THREE of the Inu Gang

Written By - Stripe

Chapter 5 - Back to School!

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-In Ze Morning-

Alarm Clock: RING! RING! RING! ... WAKE UP YA WEIRDO! GET UP ALREADY! I'M TIRED OF SAYING RING RING! -bursts from over-exertion-

Stripe: -yawn- Wha time is it? Oh yeah, first day of school for Inu Gang day... Again...-yawn-

Miroku: -blink- What? I thought that we were in your third period...

Stripe: Yeah, but remember the whole 'this is a fanfiction and does not run on real time' deal?

Miroku: Yeah.

Stripe: Well... Remember better. I'm finally in eighth grade. So booya! -randomly takes out giant gong- GET UP YA LAZY BUMS!

-At school-

Inuyasha: I'm confused!

Stripe: ... XD So am I. Join the club!

Kagome: But you go to this school!

Stripe: When did I say that?

Kagome: Well... Technically never. Buy you've always gone her so one can only assume that-

Stripe: Who ever said I didn't go here?

Kagome: ... I'm just gonna shut up now... -.-

Stripe: Now... Looking at my schedule... we're off to algebra!

Kouga: Algee wha?

Kanna: Algebra - A more advanced mathematics class for the eighth graders at this school who can handle a stricter cirriculum.

All: -shocked- How does she know? (And how did Stripe make it into algebra?)

Stripe: T-T OK, that's it. I'm dragging Lisa into algebra 'cause she's our resident math wiz.

Lisa: -randomly appears out of thin air- Hey! I'm in this chapter!

Stripe: Yeah. Ya know why?

Lisa: Because you stink at math?

Stripe: Exactomudo! Oh yes, also joining our group is GirlWhoRefusesToWatchInuyashaAKABecky.

Becky: Hey!

Stripe: You are exetrmely lucky you are in this fanfiction at all, you realize that?

Becky: No.

Stripe: Well... You are.

Kagura: Dang! Just how many friends do you have?

Stripe: Um... -counts on fingers- Eight? Maybe?

Lisa: Get into your stupid class before we're late. -shoves Stripe into classroom-

Stripe: -Sits on floor- Yay! More floor buddies!

Inu Gang: o.0 Wha?

Stripe: All the classes are really full this year, so I get to sit on the floor for algebra. -nodnod-

Rin: Floor Friends! Lets all be floor friends together!

Stripe: Its Floor BUDDIES.

Rin:... WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Sesshoumaru: -glare-

Stripe: Neep. But if you want to call the floor buddies floor friends, that's OK.

Rin: Yay!

Bell: -ringring-

Teacher: OK! now we will discuss irrational numbers. They are numbers that make no sense.

Stripe: AKA All of them.

Lisa: No, and irrational number is-

Kanna: An Irrational number is a number that cannot be put into fraction form. The decimels never end, and there is no pattern. An example of an irrational number is Pi. ((This is all I picked up from my math class today... XD))

Stripe: ... I like my version better.

Lisa: ... We shall settle this debate later... -glares at Kanna-

Inuyasha: What's a fraction?

Miroku: Or a decimal?

Kouga: Or a number?

Lisa: I SHALL TUTOR YOU ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stripe: Poor Inu, Miro, and Kouga.

Teacher: Now everyone must do these confusing math sheets. -hands them out to everyone-

Stripe: OK! Study Group time! Sango, Me, Kohaku, and Rin go together. Kagura, Sesshoumaru, Shippou, Hakudoushi and Kanna go together. Kagome, Kikyou, Naraku and Jaken work together. Miroku, Inuyasha, Kouga and Lisa work together. 'K. START!

Thirty Minutes Later...

Stripe: We're done!

Miroku: I get it! I get it! I learned what math is!

Inuyasha: Keh.

Kouga: I get it! A number is a person!

All: -stare blankly-

Shippou: I guess he's just hopeless then...

Bell: -rings-

Stripe: Off to office! Excpet for Lisa.

Becky: Ooo! Do I get to come?

Stripe: Nope!

Becky: Why didn't you say 'Except for Lisa and Becky' then?

Stripe: Hold on... Lemee think... Oh, darn ran outta time, See y'all at lunch!

At The Office

Stripe: And HERE is the Main Office, which you saw in the first year when everyone was trapped in the announcements room.

Kouga: Wha?

Stripe: Kouga and Hakudoushi were absent at that point in time.

Office Person Lady: OK! I need you to go and put this stack of papers into the mailboxes of the techers! -hands Stripe a three-foot high stack of papers-

Stripe: -looks at Inu Gang- Well... Why not... -grin-

And the Papers they must sort...

Inuyasha: I don't get it! Why isn't whatshername helping us?

Sango: Cause she's a lazy bum?

Shippou: That explains it.

Kagura: Y'know... Something just occured to me...

Sesshoumaru: What?

Kagura: If some of us have special powers, why don't we use them?

All: -Pause through sorting papers and stare at Naraku-

Naraku: What?

Kanna: You can sprout tentacles...

Kohaku: So that means...

Miroku: he can sort the papers quicker...

Kouga: and much more better...

Hakudoushi: And isn't it odd...

Kikyou: That we are all...

Rin: Finishing each others cookies?

All: -stare at Rin- Wha?

Kanna: Finishing each others sentences

All: -simultaniously- Oh... Yeah, it IS odd!

Stripe: -rolls in on a chair- So... How're y'all coming along?

Kagome: Don't even ask...

Stripe: OK. I drew a picture! -holds up picture-

Sango: Who's that?

Stripe: Kohaku.

All: -stare-

Stripe: Er... MY Kohaku.

Kohaku: I don't belong to you.

Stripe: No! I mean, I made a character named Kohaku.

All: OH...

Stripe: -grin- Good. Now to draw other characters... Lesee... Let's do Miki next... -rolls out on the chair-

Shippou: That 'Kohaku' person looked like Miroku...

Kagome: And he was named after Sango's brother...

All: -stare suspiciously at sango and Miroku-

Sango: Just get back to filing...

Bell: -rings-

Now for an Ending Coutesy of Stripe's Friends

Kelly: I wasn't in this chapter...

Michelle: Neither was me!

Caroline: Or Me!

Isabel: Or me!

Lisa: You've never been in this fanfic though.

Isabel: So? What's your point?

Lisa: You- Never mind... I'm freakin' surrounded by idiots

Michelle: SQAZ!

Lisa: I rest my case.

Becky: I only got four lines! Not fair.

Kelly: Let's get Stripe!

All: Yeah!

Isabel: Not that LISA has any reason to complain...

Lisa: ... I still want to revolt!

Isabel: Fair enough.

Becky: And now, for an official ending from Michelle:

Michelle: HAVE A FUZZY DAY!

Caroline:-whispers- You're supposed to say 'End Chapter Five'

Michelle: Heke?

Caroline: Kelly, You do it.

Kelly: Kitty!

Caroline: Lisa?

Lisa: Carebares are fun to hug!

Caroline: Isabel?

Isabel: I want to be called Horse Freak!

Caroline: Dare I ask, Becky?

Becky: I don't even WANT to be in an Inuyasha fanfiction!

Caroline: Neither do I. So lets say it together...

Becky: OK... One... Two...

Becky & Caroline: STRIPE'S GONNA PAY!

Ending Notes:

... XD This chapter was fun to write... Lotsa inside jokes... See ya next chapter!

Review Responses:

shiechan - Yes you are the math queen...

O.O Ostrich Queenie O.O - That was a spur of the moment thing... Hope you liked this chapter, though it was just a tad later than anticipated.

Princess Abbie Of Stars - Glad you like it.