Here we have a look at the Officer's mind. Confusing... but who said humans were easy to figure out?

DISCLAIMER: (raspberry)

Oh and that big conversation in italics almost at the end is a mini-flashback... whatever that means. :D


"Hullo luv, can I speak weez you for one second—zanks."

I was practicing at the shooting range when Pip's hand dragged me out of the booth by my arm. He didn't look too happy.

"... ok, can you please tell Alucard zat we want to play too?"

"Wait a minute, you can't just barge into my bedroom when ever you want a match of Tekken, you know..."

"Well, I did suggest to put it in a more public place--"

"The Playstation is MINE if I well remember and no, you can't go in with your buddies and have a party while I'm here or anywhere else, ok?"

"The point is ze bloodsucker never helped to make this happen, which would have been a piece of cake weez his teleport zeeng, and now every time we go near ze TV, he hisses like a pissed off cat!" I can't stop my laughter. " ... you might zeenk he's adorable but my back still hurts from ze little mission we went through to get that TV up zere..."

"I'll talk to him-- wait he's still there?"

"All fucking night!"

" ... jesus..." I started to crack up again. "Let's go then."

I'm sorry it's just too goddamn funny.

--

I stomped toward the vampire and stood in front of the TV , my hands on my hips.

"Alucard, we want to play." I said firmly and sighed. " ... and get dressed."

He looked at me and hissed. I saw Seras and Pip hide behind the door frame in fear.

"Yeah yeah, hiss all you want..." I took the controller away from his hands and knelt to his level.

I heard Seras gasp.

"Alucard, you have been playing since 1700 hours. It's our turn now... don't make me use all the silver I have in my jewelry box." I studied his appearance and whispered." ... and get dressed, what did I tell you about this?"

I heard Seras clear up her throat. I looked up and saw Pip and Seras inside the room already, getting ready to play, I guess.

Seras was glaring at me. A lot.

"Oh!... right... sorry guys but it's girls night; I almost forgot... so you will have to come back tomorrow."

Pip turned around and left the room after a shrug. Alucard was just looking at me playing dumb, still sitting on the floor.

I sighed and stomped toward the pile of red and black clothes and accessories beside my bed, carried them clumsily and threw them outside the door.

"C'mon, out." I pulled the vampire by his shirt toward the door. Surprisingly, he let me do this. Once he was standing outside the door, I closed it with a slam.

Seras stared at me as I walked back to the console.

"I can't believe you just did that. You're my hero." She said, her eyes wide.

--

"Ooh nice one." I said as I got hit by the police girl.

"He-he, you taught me that."

"Damn, I'm not teaching you anything else! Jeez..." I tried to keep my guard up but it was too hard. "... are you like reading thoughts now?... goddamn..."

She chuckled.

I am seriously getting my ass kicked here. I am not teaching anything else to the police girl, I swear. She definitely is Alucard's fledgling. She is becoming so good at gaming that it puts me to shame.

"So are there any missions?" I asked.

"One tonight but it's not confirmed yet."

"I can't believe I'm gonna say this but I hope there's none... this game is getting interesting."

"It is!"

"--fuck, I'm sucking so much today—argh get off!"

She chuckled adorably.

Silence. Just the sounds of the game.

"So did you and Master talk after that time?"

"What time—shit."

"When he turned into a dog."

"Oh you mean—yeah... we're ok now."

Silence.

"He apologized?"

"Not technically, but he said it was not gonna happen again."

"Wow."

"What."

"Master apologizing... hard to believe..."

"He didn't."

"It sounds like an apology to me."

Silence.

"Whatever..."

"Just checking; are we talking about my Master?"

"Yep."

"The bloke in red."

"Ja."

"Wow..."

"What's the deal?"

"He has... I don't know, he has been doing so many things that he normally doesn't do."

"I guess... if you say so... you know him better than I do..."

"He's taking you out on dates--."

"ONE date."

"--he's acting possessive and jealous, apologizing, he's playing video games..." She looked around the room and then whispered. "...he's having sex for god's sakes... it's the end of the world as we know it..."

"What's wrong with that?" I asked chuckling.

"I don't know... I just can't see him doing things like that..."

I chuckled some more. "What do you mean?"

"I don't know... he's so..."

"Unapproachable, yeah I know." I smiled. "Well, he IS very gifted in that department... both in skills and equipment--."

"Oh god..." She was blushing.

"What! Dude, he's hot... when you go pass the horrible clothes, of course..."

"Well, he did look good that time..."

"Good?... this game is good. He was visually orgasmic that time..."

She chuckled.

"Well he must be gifted... he's quite old..." She commented.

"Yeah..."

"Did you ever get to sleep with Clay?"

"No girl, I told you already..."

"Why not?"

Silence.

"I dunno... I just... don't wanna..."

"Hmmm..."

"What."

"I didn't say anything."

"You are 'hmmmm-ing' me, what..."

Silence.

"Are you sure you're not feeling something?"

Silence.

"Pause."

She paused the game.

"Do you mind of I block your Master out?"

"Nop." She shrugged.

I stood up and put up a barrier like that time me and Alucard had that fight, so he couldn't come in or eavesdrop.

When I was done pinning stuff to the walls, I went back to continue the game.

"He confuses me so much Seras... or I'm confusing myself, I dunno..."

"I thought you liked that."

"Not anymore... it's nice when it's starting I guess..."

"Oh... are you in love with him?" She said her eyes wide, her voice almost an amused whisper.

"No no no no no... but... god, he shows me these things that confuse me..."

"Why do they confuse you?"

Silence.

"Can I tell you something? But you have to promise me NEVER to tell Pip."

"No I won't, what is it?"

"Seras I'm serious."

"I promise, what is it?"

Silence.

"Remember that time I asked you about Hellsing and him?"

"I think I know where this is going."

"No you don't." I chuckled. "That time I got drunk with your Merc and left you two in here, I went to look for your Master... and found him with Hellsing, pretty much swallowing her face... and vice versa, in his room."

She gasped.

"Girl, I am so serious--."

"I won't tell, I won't, I swear."

"Remember I'm a KnifeMaster and I love silver."

"OK!" Her eyes went a bit wide.

Silence.

"How did you feel?"

"No, it didn't really bother me... I mean, it did but not because of what I thought."

"Explain."

"I thought that it had been the kiss in itself... which is what you might think too, but I'm not like that... when it comes to casual things..."

Silence.

"Then I saw them together at the piano--you know when I was gonna kick his ass for the pregnant thing--."

"Yeah I remember—so can he get you--? You never told me..."

"No he can't—thank god, man..."

"Ok good, go on."

"And again I felt the thing in my stomach."

"Butterflies?"

"No, not this time..." I sulked. "I saw intimacy Seras. Even when they were not touching each other at the piano. You see, real intimacy needs nothing... not a touch or a kiss... and that's what I saw in there..."

Silence. She looked confused.

"I don't know what to tell you. I'm not sure what it is you are worried about; if you say it's casual and you are not feeling anything then why would you care about Sir Integra?..."

"To be completely honest with you, I'm not sure either... but it's there and it bugs me and I feel like I'm loosing strength at times and... I dunno..."

"It sounds like you are starting to feel something for him... "

Silence.

"No it can't be." I said with conviction.

"Why not?"

"Because... I can't find anything tangible and... transcendental that I could love about him..."

"But ... sometimes we just... fall in love."

"Nah... I don't work like that..."

"You think he loves her?"

Silence.

"I'm not sure, I dunno... there's something there and I can't quite see what it is... I have only seen them together those two times... and if he does love her, I don't wanna be in the middle of something like this... it's bad karma or something."

"Oh!... you are afraid he's using you to make her jealous!" She said smiling, as if finally getting it.

"He said he's not..." I said and looked at her. "... should I believe him?"

"He's a bit of a loon but he's not a liar... why would he lie anyways?"

"Well, to get it his way."

"I don't think he's like that... he can find other ways of getting her jealous if he wanted to... he's very smart. If he lies about it, he would be almost... in need of you... and that shows weakness... I think. "

Silence.

"This is getting too complicated for my taste." I said rubbing my face with my hands. "He was right when we had that fight... I'm starting to expect stuff from him... it scared the hell out of me."

"Why."

"He is the last person I want to feel attached to. And expectations do that to you... I dunno maybe that's what I need... to stop being so exclusive to him and maybe I'll stop this stupid need for him before it turns weird... well, weirder."

Silence.

"Everything would be simpler if he just... didn't... give anything back and continue being his bastard self as in the beginning. I would just back off and that's it. But sometimes he... yields or tells me things that... I dunno..." Silence. "His possessiveness for starters; at first I understood the 'virgin-blood' thing, but why still?... I can't help but not only see it as something problematic. Or that time my Sifu died... yes, no hug, but what he told me... it was his way of caring, I guess." Silence. I smiled. " ... that night... the famous date. He said so many things..."

"He respects you, that I can see."

"I guess."

"And that says a lot. He's not very fond of humans. And this you know." She shrugged. "I always thought it was strange that he talked to you so much... even before anything happened."

Silence.

"Don't pay attention to me I'm worrying about nothing. I'm not even making sense."

"I think you're in denial."

I looked at her. I sulked a bit more.

"Well... normally I almost escort a casual thing out of my house/room when he's done with me and me with him... but I do like it that he stays... and he does. Every time." Silence. "... even when we don't have sex."

"If you have a question why don't you ask him?"

"You crazy? With that ego of his?" I scoffed. "... girl, if his dick was as big as his ego, he would've internally snapped my neck with his first thrust."

The police girl began to laugh hysterically, her back hitting the floor. I smiled too and laughed with her. She can also be naughty when she wants.

"Yeah you're right—about the ego, not... the other thing..."

More laughing.

"Never mind police girl, just kick my ass again in this stupid game... I'll manage."

"I'm here just so you know." She gave me a sweet smile.

I put my head on her shoulder and she rested hers on my head.

"Plus... I like you for him."

I smiled and felt my face a bit hot. She is so cute it hurts.

Fuck she IS kicking my ass again! Grr! I'll bring the Merc up here to hand me back my dignity.

Yeah, maybe what I need is a little... fresh air.


(rhythmic panting, bed squeaking)

I knew he was going to spoil me.

Tonight I called Clay and asked HIM out. We went out dancing and drinking; we talked about us. He asked me the dreaded question; if I had been hurt before. Great, he thinks I don't wanna be his girlfriend because of that. Just by that comment I can tell he doesn't know me at all. I guess one can get a bit spoiled too when communication is limited to opening one's mind and not saying a word. Shit, he's spoiled me even more than I thought.

Of course I didn't leave my room without a little... drama.

"One word for you, vampire; NU." I said my eyes a bit wider than usual looking at the furious vampire in front of me.

"I will not tolerate this."

"Like I care..."

"I can very well make you stay inside this room."

I glared silently and murderously at him.

"You will make me stay—no no no no...+sarcastic chuckle+ you lock me up in here, dead guy, and I will put every single knife I own through you, do you hear me?"

"You won't do such thing."

"You do not know me well enough to say that."

"But enough to know you wouldn't."

"I will do it against my will... I am good at things like this... been acting this way all my life--."

"You will tell Brendon it is over between the two of you."

"No vampire, the only thing I will do in life is die cause I have to... the rest is my choice and guess what... I CHOOSE to go out with him tonight--."

"I will not let this happen... +silence+ ... less dressed in that manner--."

"You do NOT want to go there. Go bother your Master and leave me alone."

(knock knock)

"You are not leaving this room." He came dangerously close to me and whispered in between teeth.

"Noapte bunã..." I said and went around him. But his hand spun me around toward him. "--let me go or I'll scream."

"You will not act like... this."

Silence.

"Like what, say it... like a cheap slut?... then go and look for an expensive one like your Master and leave me alone."

Silence.

"I will scream if you don't let me go."

(knock knock)

He gave a low growl.

"I am not kidding."

He glared at me.

As I was about to scream, he disappeared. I was going to do it, believe me. And it seemed he believed me too because he didn't return. I went to the door and opened it.

"Hey..."

"Hullo luv... wow, I feel it has been forever..." Clay said with a smile.

"Aww..."

"I... thought you were with someone just now..."

"Me? Nah, no one... c'mon let's!"

"Let's go!"

And we left.

And we went on the date.

And then we came to my room...

And here we are... drunk and horny, shagging; yes the English way...

Damn, it feels weird...

It is hard to pretend it's the vampire because there are so many things that contradict him; the warmth, the smell of cologne, the lack of those animal grunts and little growls... how can I pretend, it's just too hard.

Shit he's taking looooong... I think he's waiting for me... this is not good...

His skin feels hot, and I mean HOT down there. Is this normal? If it is, I don't like it... and the friction with the fact that I was not 'well prepared', is not feeling too good... actually it's very uncomfortable.

Ok... here I go... my first faked orgasm...

There, take it. Now cum please; it's getting sore...

I hate condoms; they feel awful, specially the end of it, the base. It hits me too hard where I am most sensitive. How can people use this...

Yessssssss... finally. Finally, finally. Great it's done. Pheeww, I thought it would never end.

I shouldn't have done this. It only makes you appreciate other things.

What a mess. I hope he doesn't stay the night.

God... I am the worst person in the world.


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