The Ocarina of Time:Directors Cut
Ch 5. The Forest Temple.
Disclaimer: I don't own it! Why do you keep bothering me? You might as well put me in a torture chamber somewhere in Canada! (Is surrounded by HUGE Canadians) Uhhh...I didn't mean that...really!
You Know what...I'm kinda gettin bored of Link...So I'm gonna replace him with a penguin for the chapter, you know, to see how that works...
"Link...wake up." Came a voice. He sat up and noticed that he was now standing in a large room and there was a fat guy talking to him. "..." he said, if you would even call that talking. "Do not be shocked Link..." the fat guy was interupted by Navi...
"Link, you're all grown up...and a penguin!" she exclaimed as he looked down at his hands, which were in fact flipers. "...!" was all that he could say, mostly because I have no idea what kind of noise a penguin would make. "Uhmm...Yeah. I think." she said to Penguin Link. After hearing Rauru's little shpliel, they went down to the temple of time.
Penguin Link noticed that his sword had also shrunk. "Greetings Hero of Time..." came a voice from behind him. There should Shiek, if you don't know who that is, then just play the game...ok. Anyhow.
"Uhmmmm...Why are you a penguin? And where do you get tunics and hats for somebody that small? Is this in the script?" To answer the Shiek's questions, A)He's a penguin for reasons that I will explain later. B)The tunics and hats in Hyrule are one size fits all. C)It is now. Nyahahahaha!
"OK...Anyhow, you know I had a big long legend to explain why you need to save the Sages and where they are, but I've heard that penguins don't like those kinda things, so good luck." said Shiek, taking a deep breath.
Link attempted to flick off Shiek for the failure of the reaveling the locations of the Sages, but discovered that a flipper is ill fitted to flick someone off. Who knew? At any rate, he left the temple, entering what was left of Hyrule Castle Town. Normaly he would have to fight redeads, but being short does have some advantages. So, he made his way to Kakariko Village.
He was walking around the place when he stumbled into the graveyard. The place had always given him the chills, but his new found penguin curiosity caused him to examine the grave of Stumpy the Grave Keeper. Yes, that is a chessey way for him to get the hookshot, but it had to happen somehow.
Anyhow he fell into the hole and found the ghost of Stumpy. "If you beat me in a race I will give you my prized possesion." said the ghost and so they set up for the race and a little timer appeared over Penguin Link's head. As the race began, he tried to run, but it turns out that the little waddle that penguins do ain't to fast. This repeated itself again and again until finally that disembodied hand that I used in past chapters brought him to the Forest Temple.
So, Link continued his way through the temple, getting very confused but, thats ok, it would have happened anyway. Well, untill he figures out how to get to the real action, heres an intermission after a small word from our sponsors.
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Link aproached the door that lead to the boss room, the key clutched tightly in his beak. He aproached the door, cautious of any danger, ever alert, completely focused...well, at least as focused as you can be as a penguin. He opened the door and steped into the chamber where the boss, Phantom Ganon, waited with anticipation. Penguin Link unsheathed his small master sword and flailed it around.
This was such a riddiculus displayed that Phantom Ganon laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed...
(3 hours later)...And laughed, until he laughed himself out of existence. It greatly angered Link that he was laughed at so, for something he could not control. No worries little dude, chicks dig penguins. Uhh... Anyway, Penguin Link walked into the little teleporter thingy.
He appeared in the big chamber from before, since Link had saved Saria, she gave him the Forest Medallion and they had a little conversation...Even though Link can't really make a sound.
"Thank you for rescuing me, Link, even though you are a penguin now." Saria said looking at her childhood friend eat a small fish. "..." Responded Penguin Link, and with that said the two friends parted.
A/N: Thanx for bearing with me for this whole thing, and I apologize that I have been mostly whining about not getting reviews without giving out a quality product for quite a while. If you liked the new chapter then please, review. And if you didn't like it so much, please review so I can find out how to make it better. I would also like to know how you all liked Penguin Link, so I would appreciate input on that. Thanx again all, you are the best!
Also I would like to thank...
Ibble Ibble: For bein' the first person to reveiw and stikin with it.
WoofBlackHayate: wow...I really didn't think this was that good. I think the idea of a directors cut of Majoras mask would be great. I hope you do an awesome job!
evanesced-twilight04: Thanx! I also enjoy the randomness of Ganondorf!
digitalautobot: Awesome! my story is different. umm...sorry about the crack on eminem, at the time I couldn't think of a different rapper.
And to everyone else who read the story...
THANX!
