Food Pyramid

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Stressed


Victoria growled as she flipped over and hung upside down on her bed. Ceres rolled her eyes as she stared at her vampire self. The coffin was closed and the girl was too lazy to open it. So, she hung there and showed off her abilities with bored crimson eyes.

"So," Victoria drawled as she fell completely through the coffin. Grunting she went back inside and opened it.

"So what?" Ceres asked with a 'continue' tone.

"How was your date?" Victoria asked.

"We talked about it last night," Ceres tried to close the conversation.

"All I got last night was a 'I'm pissed' and 'Alucard sucks'," Ceres quoted with a grin.

"We went out and had a couple of drinks," Ceres elaborated.

"Any bloody Mary's?" Victoria voiced.

"No, a few beers and some long islands," Ceres answered.

"Did you guys even do anything?" Victoria continued in with a look of boredom.

"We touched…"

"So you felt him up?" Victoria questioned as her voice became excited.

"Nothing like that!" Ceres hissed.

"Your such a cold fish," Victoria muttered as she yawned.

"I am not," Ceres weakly defended.

"Of course you are! I mean we did die a virgin," Victoria whispered.

"Why aren't you a cold fish?" Ceres asked as she pulled a shirt from the dresser.

"Vampires are naturally sexual predators," Victoria whispered and rolled onto her back.

"That's crap," Ceres argued. Victoria rolled over and onto her stomach as she glared at Ceres.

"Crap! How's it crap?" Victoria demanded.

"I didn't feel like a sexual predator as a vampire," Ceres pointed out.

"That's because you still acted human and didn't drink your blood," Victoria claimed.

"So…you're saying if I drink blood I'll become a horn dog." Ceres mocked. Victoria stuck her tongue out at her.

"Not a horn dog, but it will bring about your vampire side," Victoria tried to explain.

"Then how come Master acts like a cold fish?" Ceres blurted out before she covered her mouth and blushed. Victoria began to laugh and tears fell from her eyes.

"I think the only thing that turns him on is a good fight," Victoria choked out as she continued laughing.

"I'm hungry," Ceres suddenly said and left the room.

Leaning against the door she tried to wipe the blush away. Sighing in defeat, she looked up and gasped. Alucard stood in front of her wearing everything but the glasses and hat. Chanting holy shit in her head she tried to keep her thoughts mixed about.

"Why so nervous policewoman?" Alucard asked.

"Just…hungry," Ceres quickly said as her eyes darted about.

"It is a nice night," Alucard mused, "I think I want a bite to drink."

"To the kitchen," Ceres said as she started to head for the stairs.

'Ceres, why are you so nervous?' Victoria sent to her mind.

'Master is out here,' Ceres answered as she kept her slow past.

'What luck,' Victoria laughed sending her images of a frozen fish.

"Are you craving fish?" Alucard asked as he raised a brow.

"NO!" Ceres suddenly shouted and ran for the stairs.

Two more steps and she would be free. Yelping she felt an arm wrap around her waist. Slowly she was brought away from the door. Back on the bottom level, again she sighed and turned to look at her master.

"Yes master," Ceres edgily responded.

"Why do you run?" Alucard whispered as he left his hand on her shoulder.

"I'm hungry," Ceres quickly answered. His crimson orbs seemed to shift from light to dark crimson.

"For what?" He whispered.

'Blood, I still crave it,' Ceres thought.

"Pudding," Ceres chose to answer. His smirk grew as he pulled her closer.

"Do you know what I crave?" Alucard whispered into her ear.

"Blood," Ceres whispered.

"Vampires don't only crave blood," Alucard whispered.

"Master…" Ceres trailed off when she felt the fangs scrap across her neck.

"We need blood," Alucard whispered.

Ceres felt her eyes closing as his breathe danced along her skin. Fighting to clear her mind, she felt the fog coming in. The fangs teased her neck as she leaned her head more to the side. Ceres could feel the pressure being applied and she slowly felt the pain. Her eyes snapped opened and she pulled away. Turning around she covered the area and glared.

"Master!" Ceres growled as she backed away.

"You are more aware," he observed.

"I am not your food," Ceres firmly stated. He began to laugh and she glared even more.

"You are not a vampire," he pointed out.

"Being human doesn't make you food," Ceres argued.

"It makes you lower on the food chain," Alucard laughed as he vanished into the shadows.

Ceres glared one last time before heading up the stairs. Reaching the top, she shivered and turned to look back. Shaking her head, she made her way to the kitchen. Her blue eyes moved to the cooler in the corner. Sighing she opened it and stared at the blood packets. Groaning she closed the cooler and went to the fridge. Pulling out left over spaghetti, she threw the bowel into the microwave and watched it heat. Waiting for it to finish heating, she walked over to the counter and found a notepad and pen. Jumping when she heard the microwave ding she pulled out the food.

Mixing it with a fork, she walked over to the notepad and drew a pyramid. Filling in the correct items she smiled. She drew a coffin and began to snicker. Looking around she drew a line towards the top. She wrote blood and began to color it in. Ninety-eight percent was blood and that left two percent. Tapping the pen against the counter, she sighed and took a bite of spaghetti. Smirking she wrote other liquids. Staring at the two pictures she frowned.

"The vampiric coffin guide," she mumbled.

"Maybe you could call it the liquid coffin," Victoria suggested as she came up through the floor.

"I don't know," Ceres sighed as she ate some more spaghetti.

"It's the vampire food pyramid," Victoria joked.

"Not many choices," Ceres stated.

Victoria looked over Ceres' shoulder and stared at the coffin. Shrugging her shoulders, she went to grab her blood packet when she noticed something. Moving Ceres' shirt down she felt the two scratches on her neck. Victoria grinned before she frowned again.

"Did Pip get kinky while I wasn't around?" Victoria teased.

"No," Ceres whispered.

"Did Alucard threaten you?" Victoria seriously asked.

"No, I think he wanted to prove a point," Ceres answered.

"What point? Is this why you drew those?" Victoria quickly questioned.

"He said that humans are lower on the food chain," Ceres explained.

"Then he tried to bite you," Victoria finished.

"No, he tried to bite and then talked," Ceres fumed as she stuck some spaghetti in her mouth.

"Sigh," Victoria said and then sighed.

Ceres smiled before she dumped the rest of the food in the trash and washed it out.


Author's Note:
I think I misspelled the people's names(Sigh). I'm going to change the spelling of the names soon.
RenegadePineapple: The humming in the last chapter did have meaning, she was humming the chapter title. Love your name!
Zachiel:This is more so set in the manga-verse, though it may have anime hints