Disclaimers: See the first chapter.

Snippets From the Potterverse

Chapter 9 - Drunken Professors Make Good Lovers

It's true.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is!

No, it isn't!

Ginny and Hermione glared at one another from across the room.

I say it is, Ginny stated.

And I say it isn't, Hermione retorted.

Well, there's only one way to tell, isn't there? Ginny said, a sneaky smile playing across her lips. We'll get him drunk, and see how he is.

You're on, Hermione said. A Galleon he isn't.

A Galleon he is, Ginny smirked. Now, let's see if we can break into Sirius' supply of firewhiskey....

Three Hours Later

Hermione and Ginny retreated to their bedroom, gasping and giggling, out of breath. Their hair was mussed and their clothes on backwards and inside out, and they smelled vaguely of alcohol.

I told you, I told you! Ginny shrieked in glee.

Hermione couldn't stop grinning even as she handed over a Galleon. You were right! Drunken professors DO make good lovers!!!

The Next Morning

Severus Snape awoke to find himself sprawled out on a dusty bed, surrounded by empty bottles of firewhiskey. A stray pair of panties lay at the foot of the bed.

Snape sat up and rubbed his head. What happened last night? he wondered.