Disclaimers: See the first chapter.

Snippets From the Potterverse

Chapter 11 - Long Black Hair Club

I propose we start a club, Sirius announced to the room at large.

Five people were in the room with him : his cousin, Andromeda; Cho Chang; Parvati and Padma Patil; and Angelina Johnson.

What kind of club? Angelina asked.

The Long Black Hair Club.

What's the point in that? Angelina asked.

Well, we're the only characters in all five books who have long black hair.

Can Harry be in it? Cho squealed.



But his hair is black!

But it's not long, Sirius said.



What d'you mean, so'? To join this club, you need to meet specific requirements! And these are them : You must have long, black hair!

Parvati said, waving a hand in the air so her bangles jingled. I'm a little confused about the requirements!

Sirius stared. How can you be confused? You just need to have long, black hair!

You lost me.

Can Alicia and Katie join? Angelina wanted to know.

NO! They don't have long, black hair!

I'm still confused! Parvati sang out.

You forgot Hagrid! He has long, black hair! Cho announced, pointing to a passage in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

I don't think he'd fit in our clubhouse, Sirius said.

Fred lifted up the edge of the tablecloth and peered at the people hiding under the table itself. The waiter says if you don't get out here now, he won't take your orders.

Oh, fine, Sirius pouted, and he and the others crawled out from under the table to resume their seats.

I want a bigger part next time, said Andromeda.

Me too, said Padma.