Disclaimers: See the first chapter.
Snippets From the Potterverse
Chapter 13 - Double Entendre
Wow. It's pretty long.
Hard, too.
What can you do with a thing like that?
Ah, you know. Fun stuff.
I'll bet Cho's really impressed with it.
You know it. She loves to stroke it.
Man. It's bigger than mine.
But yours is wider.
True. Makes it a little more fun, if you catch my drift.
Heheh. I bet you wouldn't mind Fleur stroking yours, would you, mate?
Shut up. I bet you wouldn't mind giving Cho a ride, am I wrong?
Not too wrong. You know, my dad had one like this.
How d'you know?
Sirius saw it. Told me.
What doesn't Sirius see?
I dunno. Sirius has a pretty nice one himself, actually. It just doesn't get out that often.
He'd probably get it out for Remus.
Yeah, Remus loves it.
You know who else's got a nice one? Malfoy.
Yeah... I hate him, but I have to admit, his is pretty nice. Long and slim.
That's the best.
Hermione glowered at Harry and Ron. Will you PLEASE stop discussing your broomsticks and come set the table for dinner?!
