Chapter 28: Shen Gong Wu handouts!
"Here we are." The guard said knocking on a door.
"'Bout time." Raimundo said.
"We're here now so be quiet." The guard said fed up of Jack whining.
"Good, now hurry up." Katnappe commanded.
"Enter." A female voice told them as both doors knocked.
"Not you again!" Jack said.
"Get lost Jack and Katnappe." Raimundo said.
"Arr, look Raimundo and Kelly in love." Jack replied.
"No, looked at yourself, Jack and Katnappe in love." Raimundo replied.
"Eww, no." Katnappe and Jack said in unison.
"Would you lot stop arguing?" Gina shouted.
"Yes." Jack and Kelly replied solemnly.
"Who is this?" Raimundo asked.
"Someone, just keep quiet and everything will be fine." Kelly told him.
"I see you're wearing something proper for a change." Gina said to Jack who was wearing a black suit.
"And Kelly, it's good to see you again." Gina said smiling at her.
"Who is this?" Raimundo asked again.
"Someone, wait and watch." Kelly said.
"So, Jack, I see you've come with that cat women I told you not to, and Kelly, I suppose he's who you came with?" Gina asked.
"Yeah, we didn't come here to party though, we came here to get something." Kelly told her.
"Fine, anything you want." Gina told her.
"Hey, we want them." Jack said.
"Want what?" Gina asked, "I'll let you have one thing each."
"Great, now what?" Raimundo asked.
"Umm, can my friend have something as well?" Kelly asked.
"I'll end up handing out too much then, so we'll have one item per two." Gina told them.
"I got two other friends here." Kelly told her.
"Very well, you have five minutes to return with them." Gina told her.
"Kimiko!" Kelly shouted running up to her a worn out Raimundo trying to keep up.
"Slow down." Raimundo panted as they made it to Kimiko.
"Lazy, anyway, Kim we can get the Shen Gong Wu without any problem, follow me." Kelly told her.
"O.K, Tank let's go." Kimiko said.
"O.K, back." Kelly said walking through the doors to find the guards and Gina asleep.
"Oh no, Jack must have used something! We have to go stop him." Kelly told them.
"Never, we gathered that since we started this quest." Tank told her.
"Ha, ha let's move." Kelly replied.
"Oh yeah!" Jack said grabbing the last of the needed Shen Gong Wu.
"Hand them over Jack." Kimiko shouted.
"What are you lot doing here?" Jack asked staring at Kimiko with wider eyes than usual.
"Getting the Shen Gong Wu." Tank said.
"Tough, you're not gonna get them." Katnappe told him.
"Watch us." Raimundo told her.
"Well, sorry but I think I'll let you watch this instead." Katnappe replied.
"Robots!" Jack shouted and in no time at all robots scattered in the room and caught Kimiko, Raimundo and Tank in nets that attached them selves to the wall.
"This isn't cool, I'm wearing a dress!" Kimiko whined.
"Your problem." Tank told her.
"Hang on, wasn't there four kids a second ago?" Katnappe asked.
"Huh? Kelly!? Where's Kelly?" Jack suddenly realised.
"More like, where are our Shen Gong Wu." Katnappe told him.
"Whoa, go Kelly." Kimiko said.
"Some girlfriend you got." Tank said to Raimundo.
"Huh, hey, she's not my girlfriend!" Raimundo retaliated going red.
"Robots, split up and search, find Kelly and the Shen Gong Wu!" Jack commanded, "Meanwhile, I'll hack into the computer base in this place."
"What good will that do?" Katnappe asked.
"Watch, you keep an eye on the trio." Jack said walking off.
"Uh-oh, there's more of them robots." Kelly said ducking for cover under a table.
"O.K, Katnappe is this on?" Jack's voice could be heard in the speakers.
"Yes dufus." Katnappe told him.
"K, chill, listen up people, there's a girl called Kelly in the room; she has brown hair and is wearing black trousers and a white blouse. Bring her to me with the possessions she's carrying and no-one gets hurt, or Kelly can just turn herself in, 'cause I know she's listening to this, meanwhile her friends are going to slowly die." Jack told the room.
"Oh, no." Kelly whispered, she knew everyone would be turned on to her and she got the feeling they wasn't bluffing about the death of her friends.
'I can't do this, I got no chance, and I'm hopeless. All my friends will die and it will all be my fault.' Kelly thought and sobbed under her breath. She had climbed in to the air vents and was crawling through them just hoping for something to happen.
"You just wait Katnappe, Kelly will come kick your butt, and we'll be out of here in no time!" Kelly could hear Kimiko's voice up ahead.
"Yeah, just wait, we'll get out of here, with all the Shen Gong Wu and you'll be stood here still waiting for an update on what's happening!" Tank shouted at her.
"Shut up, I'll actually hurt you if need be." Katnappe told them.
"I bet you wouldn't hurt a fly, or better yet, I bet you wouldn't hurt a mouse." Raimundo said.
"What did you just say?" Katnappe growled.
"You heard me catty, you wouldn't hurt a mouse." Raimundo repeated.
"That's it; the only place your mouth is getting you is not out, but my claws in to your stomach." Katnappe told him and Kelly heard Raimundo let out a moan and knew something had happened as Kimiko and Tank shouted,
"Raimundo!" In unison.
'I got to do something, Raimundo could die!' Kelly thought breathlessly as she approached a vent and managed to get a glimpse of Katnappe with blood over her hand before Kelly pulled herself back in to the vent.
Jack: ............ I forgot, no Kelly to say anything (sigh), Good chapter though!!!! Raimundo gets hurt, Raimundo gets killed.
Raimundo: I do?
Jack: I hope so.
Raimundo: I didn't bother to read, I had important dates.
Jack: Did you know Kelly's gone and started saying she loves that Josh, from that Animal Sisters?
Raimundo: No but I've just come back from a date there, I can tell you, I'd rather be there then getting my stomach ripped open by some mad cat person.
Clay: I just got back from a date in that story to.
Jack: I've been on a date there just to, and why did it have to be the same movie!!!!
Clay: Chill, you weren't the one who got your leg bitten.
Jack: True, normal we would have had Kelly annoyingly make stupid remarks and be mean by now.
Me: Hi, what's with all the sad faces?
Jack: You're back!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, I got free ice cream 'cause Josh never sued the ice cream man!
Raimundo: Ummmmmm, O.K, I'm gonna leave now.
Me: Raimundo, I'm sorry (hugs Raimundo), did you miss me?
Clay: I don't think he did, been off datin' girls.
Me: Oh, O.K, I'm gonna go and plan world domination with Jack now.
Jack: YES!
Clay: You can't you're on the good side!
Me: True, that doesn't mean I can't help plan and then let Jack do all the work though!
Jack: Come on Kelly, you're my cousin anyway, so you don't have to listen to them!
Me: Yeyyyyyyyyyy, I finally got a cousin who is my age and can spend time with me!
Jack: Why can't you're other one ever spend time with you, I'll let you help with world domination and that's it, your other cousin Kelly(yes I do have an older cousin with the same name as me, it's very confusing!!) is a Goth, she's older and on top of that she's a girl she's almost exactly like me!
Me: Yeah, But you scream like a girl and she never has time to spend with me, all my other cousin's are annoying little kids and you're the best cousin I ever had!
Raimundo: You have a cousin with exactly the same name?
Me: Yes, believe it or not, she's like Jack's twin, right down to the red hair, which, she recently died black and she looks weird now, the only difference is she won't spend time with me.
Raimundo: Why don't you have red hair?
Me: I don't know, I'm happy with the colour I've got, dark brown is a nice colour, I want blonde highlights but my mom's been saying my hair has been turning blonde so I don't need them.
Clay: Why are we talking about hair?
Me: Dunno.
Jack: Let's just stop wasting everyone's time.
Me: I normally say that! Anyway bye!
