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As Alice quickly explained the plan to Cooter, Daisy, Bo and Jesse they all agreed they would need more manpower and the General. So, Jesse went off in search of some good ole boys that would help, while Daisy drove Bo and Alice over to the Boars Nest where the General Lee was still parked. Once Bo and Alice had the General, Daisy went to help Jesse find some good ole boys, and Bo and Alice drove back to Cooter's to figure out the best route possible for the escape.

"Now, Daisy and Alice will have to be parked here," Bo said, pointing to a spot on Cooter's map, "so we have to remember to avoid this road during the chase."

"I have a question," Cooter stated, scratching his head. "Which car are we going to have Rosco chase?"

"The General," Alice answered.

"But it's not going to be in the General, right?" Cooter clarified uncertainly.

"Exactly," Alice said.

"So which car is it going to be in?"

Bo looked up and started wondering the same thing. He and Cooter stared at Alice, waiting for the answer.

She paused and thought for a second. She had no clue. She went to open her mouth to make up an answer when the sound of a horn beeping interrupted her. The three of them looked and saw a black tow truck pull into Cooter's garage, with a sheeted car on the back of it. A small, dark green, two-door car that Bo recognized instantly followed the tow truck.

He smiled and said to himself, "I guess we found some good ole boys."

A large man around Bo's age stepped out of the green car. He had large shoulders set off by a square body and head. He smiled and said, "Hiya Bo, Cooter, Miss."

"What are you doing here Ted?" Bo asked, amusement playing in his voice.

"One of my old drivers came into town and they were wondering if Luke and you were up for a little race," Ted told him with a mischievous grin, while rubbing his hands together excitedly.

"We're up for it, but Luke's in jail," Bo told him. "Speaking of which, how would you and your gang like to help us bust him out?"

"And miss a chance of pulling one over Rosco?" Ted asked rhetorically. "Not a chance."

"Great, who you got with you?" Bo asked, looking around the three people Ted brought with him for a familiar face.

Ted pointed to a shorter man with a light brown hair and said, "This is Allen." Then he pointed to another one who was the same height as Bo and said, "This is Jack."

Ted looked around for the third man he brought with him. He had slipped away from the group and was at the payphone. He was tall and lanky, and glanced around awkwardly as Ted pointed to him and said, "The one making the phone call is Billy."

Bo nodded and said, "Here's the plan."

Bo told Ted the plane and the route in which the chase had to be carried out preciously. "The only thing is we need a second car," Bo finished.

"I think I can help with that," Ted said as he pulled the sheet off of the car that they brought with them.

It was a small two door pink car with the side windows taken out. The car had the name Scarlett O'Hara written on the side above the windows, with a yellow rose painted on the top of the car. The car had leather interior with a Daffy Duck doll in the back seat. Bo looked over the car and asked, "Ted, what happen to your old car?"

"Why, what's wrong with this one?" Ted asked, with a smug smile.

"It's kinda … pink," Bo said with a trace of disgust.

"Plus, this is Red's car," Cooter chimed in. "A 1973 Ford Capri with a 2.3 V6 engine, right?" Ted nodded.

"Who's Red?" Bo and Alice asked.

"Old car rustler," Cooter told them.

"Damn good one too," a new guy said in a rough, low voice. He was wearing a red plaid shirt; a pair of loses fit jeans with a black belt. His right arm was covered in bandages. He had a gray cabbie hat on, covering all of his hair. His green eyes blazed with despite, and he always had a scowl on. His face was smooth, unlike the jagged faces of his company.

"And who are you?" Cooter asked.

"Yeah, I haven't seen you with Ted before," Bo said, studying the new guy.

"Bo, Cooter, Miss," Ted said, nodding at each of them. He pointed to the new man and said, "This is Red."

"I thought you and Scarlett were an urban ledged," Cooter said. "It's an honor to have you in my garage."

Cooter extended his hand, and Red shook it saying, "Always pleased to meet a fan."

"Now hold on," Bo said, "I've lived in Hazzard my whole life, and I ain't ever heard of a guy named Red who drove a car named Scarlett O'Hara."

"Which is the point, Bo," Ted told him. "The less people know about Red, the safer it is for him."

"Ok," Bo said. "Tell me, did you ever run shine?"

Red spat at Bo's feet. Bo looked down at the spit and gave Ted a confused look. Ted smiled as he explained, "Red doesn't run shine. He feels if you want to get yourself killed, it's easier to drive off a cliff."

"Does he feel he could speak for himself?" Alice asked annoyed.

"Relax Wonderland," Red told her. "We'll help get Luke out."

Alice gave Red a funny look, and Red responded with a wink. Alice's mouth dropped open and she had disgust all over her face. Bo stiffened and puffed up his chest. "Now listen, mister," Bo started, giving Red a stern glare.

"Listen, the boys and I are going hang out in the old, abounded Jefferson farmhouse. Give us a call on the CB when you have everything ready," Ted told him.

Bo nodded and bided all them good-bye. Red snapped his fingers and held out his hand. Ted threw Red a set of keys, and Red slide in the driver's seat by sliding in through the window. Bo frowned and asked, "Hey Ted, how come Red went through the window?"

"That door sticks," Ted told him. "All the other doors open, except that one. Been like it since Red bought it from the junkyard."

"Come on Teddy," Red called from the car starting it up. "Let's go!"

"Don't forget to give us a call," Ted told Bo as he got in Scarlett.

"Will do," Bo said, waving them goodbye as Red drove away.

"You trust them?" Alice asked.

"I only trust Ted as far as I could throw him, and that Red fella, not one bit," Bo told her. "Come on, I think we should do some snooping."

Bo and Alice hopped in the car, and started trailing the pink car. However, Red lost Bo easily. Bo hit the steering wheel with an aggravated sigh. "Damn it," Bo muttered. He picked up the CB and called, "Lost Sheep to Uncle Shepherd come in Uncle Shepherd."

"Shepherd here," Uncle Jesse's voice said over the crackle of static. "What's wrong Bo?"

"Listen Uncle Jesse, I think we found some people to help get Luke out of jail, but I'm not sure if we can trust them," Bo told him. "I tried tailing them, but I lost them. They said they were heading up to Jefferson's farm, but they could be lying."

"Bo, I'm heading up that way now," Daisy told him. "Want me to check it out?"

"I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Daisy," Bo told her. "It could get dangerous."

"No, let Daisy go," Uncle Jesse said. "She can handle herself."

"Thank you Uncle Jesse," Daisy said.

"Just be careful," Uncle Jesse told her.

"I will Sir, over and out."

Now folks, don't you fret. Daisy got enough spunk to get her out of anything.

Daisy pulled up to a shaky, old farmhouse. She climbed out of her jeep, and crept around the side of the farm. She reached the back door and peered in. Ted, with the three other good ole boys, was sitting around a pink car, while Red was sitting in the middle of group, on top of the hood of the car. Daisy thought Red looked strangely familiar, but couldn't place his face. Ted gave Red a slap on the back, and said, "Red, we haven't pulled something like this off in years. Not since we put Sheriff Little's car in his office with the doors on backwards."

"That was awesome," Billy said.

"Yeah it was, but the thing is," Ted tried again, "we don't know if we can still do something like that."

"Am I hearing right?" Red asked, appalled. "Teddy, this kind of thing is something you don't forget. If I can still put on this outfit and fool people in Hazzard, then we can still do this."

"I can't believe Cooter thought you were a man," Allen stated with a laugh.

"Hell, I almost believe," Ted told Red.

"What can I say, I'm a great actress," Red said, as he pulled off his gray cabbie hat. Red shook out his, or should I say, her strawberry blonde hair.

Ted gasped and mockingly said, "Red is pink. I never would have guessed it."

"No, Red is Scarlett," Jezebel told him with a smirk.

Well, is that just like a rattlesnake in your bed? It will bite you some place you don't want it to.

Daisy gasped, and ran over to her Jeep. She turned on her CB and said, "Uncle Jesse, Bo, come in."

"I'm here," Uncle Jesse's voice told her. "But you'll have to speak up; I can't hear you over the static."

"Uncle Jesse, Jamie is Red," Daisy told him excitedly.

"Sorry what?" Uncle Jesse asked. "All I heard was something about Jamie? Did you find her?"

"No Uncle Jesse," Daisy told him. "Jamie is-"

Daisy never got to finish her sentence because a pair of arms grabbed her. She tried to escape from the grasp, but they were too tight. The dragged her into the farm, kicking the whole way. Another man helped hold Daisy back, while everyone gathered around her. Ted stepped up to her and asked, "All right, who sent you? Was it Hogg?"

"That's Daisy, you idiots," Jezebel said, breaking through the group. Everyone nodded and mumbled something, but no one let her go. Jezebel sighed and said, "Let her go you dipsticks."

The two guys let Daisy go. Daisy walked up to Jezebel and said, "You've got some explaining to do, Jamie."

"Who's Jamie?" Ted asked.

"Me idiot."

"I thought your name was Jezebel," Jack said in a rather dumbfounded tone of voice.

"It is, dumbass," Jezebel muttered.

"What's going on?" Daisy asked.

"Guys, give us some room," Jezebel said, shooing them all away with her hands.

They all mumbled something and headed out of the barn. Once they had shut the door, Jezebel sat on her car and said, "First off, the real name is Jezebel Rinehart. Second, this is my car, Scarlett O'Hara."

"Why did you tell everyone it was Jamie?"

"Have you ever seen Sheriff Little mad?" Jezebel asked. Daisy nodded and Jezebel told her, "Well, mention my name around him and you'll see him madder then ever."

Now as Jezebel explained herself to Daisy, Luke was getting a visit from his least favorite person. However, at the same time, Bo was getting ready to start Alice's plan to help bust Luke out.

Boss Hogg paced across the jailhouse floor, smoking his cigar, and smirked at Luke.

"I just can't wait for your trail," Boss told Luke gleefully. "We've got enough evidence to put you in jail for at least twenty years, especially thanks to your cousin's recorder statement ratting you out. And here I thought your family's motto was there's nothing more important then family."

"And we all know yours is money is thicker then anything," Luke muttered sarcastically.

Boss called up the jailhouse steps and Rosco came running down the stairs with his gun waving, thinking there was a jailbreak.

"Put that thing away before you hurt yourself," Boss told him. Rosco reluctantly put his gun back into the hostler, pouting. "Now, I'm going across the street to count my money, don't let him out of his jail cell. I don't care if his cot is on fire, don't let him out."

"Will do little fat buddy, I mean Boss," Rosco responded gleefully.

He had a little giggle as Boss waddled out of the jailhouse. Rosco started to pace, not a nervous pace, but a relaxing pompous pace and tapped on the bars that made up Luke's cell. Rosco was so excited that he finally had the smart Duke behind bars and there appeared to be no way he could escape these charges that he started to become very relaxed around the imprisoned Luke. Rosco sat down in a wood chair and leaned back, putting his feet up on the desk.

Luke, who could do nothing but think of the all the curses he wished he could call Rosco, laid down on the cot that came with jail cell. He was about to drift off to sleep when he heard footsteps that did not belong to Enos or Boss Hogg. In fact, there was more then one pair of footsteps. It sound to Luke like there was four sets. Luke counted on his fingers for which the four sets of footsteps could belong to. Uncle Jesse, Daisy, Bo and Cooter, and he thought that sound right.

Much to Luke's surprise, it turned out to belong to a very threatening looking gang of large and menacing Ted, sour faced Allen, and tall and lanky Billy. The last one of the gang Luke had never meet in person, but knew of him anyway. He could steal any car and the only person who matches his skills in hotwiring a car was Hazzard's own Cooter Davenport. Yes, unlike his cousin, Luke knew all about Red the car rustler.

Luke lifted his head and saw the four of them form a half circle around Rosco, and figured this was part of a plan to get him out of jail. Luke smiled and laid his head down getting ready to listen.

They four of them were very intimidating gang. All except Red, who was really Jezebel dressed up as man, were either largely built and/or extremely tall. The easily scared the sheriff, before they opened their mouths.

Rosco started stuttering for them to get out, this was a police station when Red growled and told him to shut up. He stopped talking immediately and shrunk down in his chair. Allen leaned in close to Rosco and started calling him names and making empty threats.

Then they all joined in at yelling at Rosco, half the time just saying the name of their favorite NSCAR drivers or whatever popped into their heads. This still scared Rosco because he couldn't make out what they were all saying.

Red put her hand up and everyone stopped talking. There was a strong, fearfully silence until Red leaned into Rosco's face and whispered in a harsh voice, "We four are dogs." Then Red barked in Rosco's face and the rest of them joined in. Once Red stopped again she whispered, "Do you know what you are?"

"Um, yes," Rosco said shakily. "I'm a little doggie."

"No," Red retailed. "You are a cat, the chasey, our prey. Now give us a meow."

Rosco let out a quiet meow and Ted said mockingly, "We can't hear you."

Rosco started meowing louder, and Red pulled away from his face taking the keys to the cell and the evidence closet with her. She nudged Ted slightly and he started barking at Rosco. Allen and Billy joined in, giving Red the chance to slip away unnoticed.

She walked over to the cell next to Luke's and unlocked it. Luke stared at Red in confusion and walked over to the divider his cell shared with the other one. He signaled to Red and whispered, "I'm in this one."

Red ignored him and stood on the cot and looked out the window. She stuck her hand out it and waved to someone. Then she quickly strode over to the evidence closet and unlocked. She grabbed the exploding arrows and brought them back over to the window, while Ted, Allen and Billy distracted Rosco from noticing her.

Luke smiled when he realized what they were doing and almost let out a sigh of relief. Red handed to exploding arrow to Bo, who in return, gave her normal arrows. As Red went back to replace the arrows she had taken, Luke whispered to Bo, "Hey Bo, what's going on?"

Bo gave his cousin a smile and said, "We're switching arrows so Boss won't have a case against you."

"Yeah I can see that Bo," Luke said annoyed, "but Boss has a recorded tape of you talking about them. How are you going to get rid of that?"

"Red is going to destroy it," Bo told. Then he added quickly, "I have to go. Don't worry you'll be out of there soon."

As Luke watched Bo disappear form sight, he turned and saw Red was gone and the rest of the gang was still yelling at Rosco. Luke lied down on his cot and saw Red come done the stairs, stuffing something in her pant's pocket. She rejoined the gang, and soon they stopped.

Ted gave Rosco a dangerous look and he warned, "Think about what we said, or else."

He gave a nod and the four of them headed out. Rosco let out a huge sigh of relief.

Now, if you're wondering where Enos was during the entire time, well Jezebel had thought of that too.

Daisy had her jeep pulled off the side of the road with the hood up. She was wearing a bathrobe and was looking down the street. Alice was sitting on the passenger side of Dixie, also wearing a bathrobe, mumbling, "I hate Jezebel. She is going to die the next time I see her."

"Here he comes," Daisy said, throwing off her bathrobe to reveal she was wearing her red bikini. Alice followed suite and took of her bathrobe. She was wearing a borrowed, deep purple bikini from Daisy. Daisy looked her over and said, "You look good in that."

Alice blushed and said sheepishly, "Thanks."

Daisy quickly bent over to inspect the engine as Enos drove by in his police cruiser. He came to a rapid stop and got out of the car with a silly grin. He tipped his hat and said, "Hi Daisy is something wrong with Dixie?"

Daisy smiled at him and said with relief, "Thank goodness you're here Enos. My friend Alice and I," Alice stepped out from behind the jeep carrying a picnic basket, and Enos' eyes grew wide, "were planning on having a little picnic and maybe to a little swimming, when we realized we were all alone."

"I don't really see how I can help," Enos told her.

"We were going to go back and get Bo or Uncle Jesse to stay with us for protection, when Dixie wouldn't start," Daisy told him. "And we've been stuck out, easy prey for who ever came along. And us being too weak and defenseless to protect our virtue if some big mean man was to attack us. Please Enos, say you'll stay with us and help protect us."

Enos looked into her pleading eyes and felt a strong urge to say yes, but his conscious kept reminding him he was working. "Daisy, you know I would love to help you, but I'm on duty and I have to protect Hazzard and its citizens."

"Ain't I a Hazzard citizen?" Daisy asked defiantly.

Alice smiled sweetly at Enos and said softly, "Please, stay with us. I don't know how we would survive if you were to leave us. Plus, we have some much extra food. I don't know how Daisy and I are supposed to eat all this potato salad, fried chicken, coleslaw, and banana cream pie."

"Banana cream pie?" Enos repeated mindlessly, licking his lips. He looked at the basket, then Alice, and then Daisy. "Well, it will only be for a little bit, right? Have you called Uncle Jesse yet?"

"Oh yes, he's on his way to pick us up," Daisy lied. "So please stay with us till then."

"Since it wouldn't be very gentlemanly of me to leave you alone, I'll stay and help protect you," Enos said, extending an arm for each girl and leading her over to a nice spot where they could have a picnic.

This is probably the only time any man has wished he were Enos.

Luke was lying on his cot and Rosco was nervously fidgeting, fearing that threatening gang would come back. Then Boss came tumbling down the stairs, looking worried. He spotted Rosco and yelled, "How could you let him escape!"

Rosco shrunk down and asked, "Who escaped?"

Boss paused and looked around. Luke smiled and gave him a little wave. Boss' mouth dropped open and he stammered, "Luke didn't escape?"

Rosco shook his head and Boss asked, "Then who called me and said Luke had escaped and I should send that pointless sheriff of mine to go ticket cars?"

Rosco shrugged. "I don't know and I am offended by that accusation. When have I ever let a Duke escape from under my watch?"

Boss frowned, remembering all the times a Duke had escaped from jail or the clutches of the law thanks to Rosco. Rosco remembered them too and said, "Well, it hasn't happened any time soon."

Boss shook his head and said, "Rosco, go write some tickets for illegally parked cars."

Rosco pouted and headed up the stairs. Boss sat down and kept an eye on Luke.

No sooner then three minutes after Rosco left, Luke heard a pair of soft footsteps coming down the stairs. Luke didn't bother to lift his head, and Boss didn't even notice the footsteps. Boss didn't notice anything till the doors to the stairs clicked shut and a rough voice said, "Hiya Hogg."

Boss stared at the door fearfully. There stood an angrily looking Red.