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Chapter 7

Spikes Story

"Class I'd like you to meet Angelus and William the Bloody also known to most as Angel and Spike." Dawn said and there were more intakes of breath.

"Now where to begin oh yes it was Europe late 1800's I had just gotten done writing some dodgy poetry and making a complete fool of myself and I was walking down an ally and then I met Drusilla she told me that she would take my pain away she drank from me and I drank from her and that's how I got sired. Now min my day I killed two Vampire Slayers and I fell in love with one." Spike said but was interrupted by Hermione.

"Vampire Slayers don't exist so he is obviously lying I bet that isn't even William the Bloody or Angelus." She said.

"Vampire Slayers do exist my sister is the longest living Slayer." Dawn said. "But I see you'll need proof Angel can I see your game face" Dawn said and Angel went all Vampie.

"Now you se these lines on there faces when a vampire gets older there wrinkles get bigger and move in more." Dawn said touching Angels face.

"Spike please continue." Dawn said sitting on her desk.

"Well after Nancy boy here got cursed by the gypsies me and Dru wondered around the world. Then we winded up in Sunndydale I then faced Buffy Summers Dawn's sister the Vampire Slayer. She was the toughest slayer I came up against. Then I left town and when I came back without Dru I got captured by the army they put a chip in my head to make it so that I couldn't harm humans. I then got kidnapped by the bloody scoobies and had to live in the basement with the Slayers boy."

"He does have a name you know." Dawn said.

"Aww I forgot that bit used to have a crush on Xander boy." Spike said.

"Dude you fucking dated Harmony." Dawn said.

"She does have you there but still Dawn you also went on a date with a soulless Vampire." Angel said.

"You slept with Eve and Darla while you had your soul." Dawn said.

"Maybe we should just drop this conversation and go back to my life story." Spike said.

"You just don't want me to brig up the Buffy-bot." Dawn said with a smirk.

"THE WHAT." Angel yelled.

"So where was I yes Xander's basement. I found out during one of our many apocalypses that I could harm demons. I then started fighting the fight, but I fell in love with a slayer. She didn't love me back. But when she died the second time it just near killed me. Then Red, Glendila, Cyclopes, and Demon girl brought her back she told me the truth about where she really was. Then one night we started fighting and then we started getting really hot and heavy she then did this thing with her tongue……"

"Spike. No I really don't want to here about my sisters bedroom skills." Dawn said.

"So she told me that she was above me so I went off to Africa and got myself a soul. I then came back and went all insane in the school basement. Till Buffy got me out. The very first good deed I didn't with my soul was save Bit here from killer herself because some boy cast a love spell on her."

"Ok class I guess I'll finish. Angel came to Sunnydale gave Spike an amulet. Spike beat the first moved to L.A. with Angel. Class Dismissed." Dawn said glaring at Spike.