Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

Allow me e'er thy steps to dog.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

Thy beauty has left me agog.

Thy face like shriveled apple red,

Thy body broader than thy bed.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

Casanunda loves thee ever.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

I wants your body, Mrs. Ogg.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

I've got a great big tonker.

We met in Genua, at a ball

At thy feet, I wish to fall.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

Come out with me to dinner.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

We met the Long Man together.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

We survived the Lancre invasion.

Thy only tooth is scumble-stained

An insight into Ogg-hood gained

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

Thy witchy-Oggness is sexy.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

I wants your body, Mrs. Ogg.

Oh, Mrs. Ogg, oh, Mrs. Ogg,

I've got a great big tonker.