Chapter 46: Jack's plan
"Jack! Are you wasting time on those mindless robots?" Wuya screached.
gimme gimme world domination
we are the new sensation
calling to the whole population
so spread the word across the nation
we're gonna bring you heart palpitations
gonna give you excitations
i am a god-like constellation
gimme gimme world domination
"Hey chill, 1. MY ROBOTS AREN'T MINDLESS! 2. I told you not to worry, we'll have World Domination faster than you can say ummmmmm, World Domination!" Jack told her casually leaning on his desk.
"So, this genius plan of yours, what exactly is it?" Wuya asked looking more bored than someone watching grass grow.
"Ok then, Jack Spicer's super evil genius plan for World Domination-" Jack started.
"Stop gloating and get on with it boy!" Wuya yelled at him.
"Meep- ok ok." Jack replied.
"WELL?" Wuya yelled in his face.
we're here to speak our mind
we won't take up much of your time
we want it and we want it now
"Ok calm down and get some breath mints." Jack replied but soon found this wasn't a clever thing to say. Wuya had fire in her eyes but before she could say, or rather -YELL anything Katnappe coughed from on the stairs.
"Ahem, yeah hate to interupt, but i couldn't help over hearing, am i taking part in this 'evil plan' or what?" She asked casually leaning on the railings.
"NO WAY KITTY LITTER! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?" Jack shouted at her.
"Hmmmmmm, i came in through the door and I think your robots might need an upgrade robo-freak." Katnappe replied as her genetically-ultered-super-kittens walked in and dropped parts of Jack's robots by his feet before jumping back into Katnappe's backpack.
gimme gimme world domination
you're gonna feel our sonic vibrations
our universal mind liberation
is calling out to your situation
there will be no discrimination
we're gonna warp your imagination
'cause you've been under sedation
gimme gimme world domination
"My robots!" Jack whimpered, Wuya put her hands on her head.
"Would you two stop whining and shut up?" Wuya complained.
"Meep." Jack whimpered going silent.
"Now are you going to tell us this plan or not?" Wuya asked.
we're here to speak our mind
we won't take up much of your time
we want it and we want it
we want it and we want it now
oh yeah yeah yeah uh uh
oh yeah yeah yeah wooo
"Ok, as you know the Tome of time alters existence as we know it." Jack started.
"Yes, but only one of great power can use it." Katnappe interuppted.
"Correction, hold it, Anyone can use it." Jack replied.
"Well doofus, if you can't hold it how can you use it!" Katnappe told him.
"Well, i found out that effect only took place in Yuma's lair." Jack informed, "So if we stole the Tome of Time, we could use it."
"Would you even be able to control it?" Katnappe said.
"Yes, no matter what others think of the user, the user will always have perfect control over it." Jack told her.
we're here to speak our mind
we won't take up much of your time
we want it and we want it now
"And how are we going to break into there Shen Gong Wu vault unnoticed? Incase you didn't notice theres more of them annoying Xiaolin warriors then ever!" Wuya scolded.
"I noticed perfectly fine." Jack replied glaring at her.
"And what do you propose we do about that then?" Wuya asked.
"1. I have the Golden Tiger Claws, 2. One of the Xiaolin losers birthday's is tomorrow, so they'll be having a party ignoring the Shen Gong Wu vault and any thoughts of it getting robbed." Jack told her smugly.
"And how exactly do you know that?" Katnappe asked.
"I have my sources." Jack replied grinning.
sorry to rain on your parade but we're here to stay
gonna take out anybody that gets in our way
you know we don't give a f how we're meant to be
so gimme gimme gimme what belongs to me
"And are you 100 percent sure you can trust this source and its not a trap?" Wuya asked him.
"Absolutly." Jack replied, even though he hadn't thought of it.
"Fine, we'll put this plan into action tomorrow night." Wuya told him.
"DoI get to play a part in this?" Katnappe asked.
"No." Jack replied.
"Yes, you can help Jack robb the Shen Gong Wu vault, knowing him he'd probably mess it up if he was left on his own." Wuya told her.
"I would not!" Jack whimpered.
"Stop complaining Jack, Katnappe is a far better villian that you." Wuya told him.
"Face it you need me." Katnappe said smugly, Jack muttered something under his breath and stormed off to his room.
gimme gimme world domination
we are the new sensation
gonna blaze to our annihilation
interplanetary destination
gimme gimme world domination
spread the word across the nation
i am a god-like constellation
gimme gimme world domination
-Ash, world domination
Ok heres an update every1
Ill either update every 2 days or every week depends on my mood but ive probably jinxed myself and wont update in ages (sweatdrop)
Kitty-Krazy04- Your the only 1 who bothered to review (hugz you) T-T ahhh ill get ova it, i dont care if no one likes it or wants to review, heres the update like i promised, i always try and keep my promises :P
