Disclaimers: See the first chapter.
Snippets From the Potterverse
Chapter 48 - Sirius' Fan Club, Part 3
It was a typical day at Grimmauld Place. Well, except for the fact that Sirius had finally remembered to take Kreacher's skeleton out of the broom cupboard he had locked the house-elf in nearly four moths ago. While Remus hastily put seventeen Freshening Charms on the smelly cupboard, Sirius went to bury the skeleton deep in the dirt floor of the wine cellar.
Luckily, they finished just as the first members of the Order began arriving for the meeting. Nobody asked why Sirius was covered in dirt and holding a shovel. He was always doing weird things.
But it was nothing compared to the arrival of the Order members.
Tonks was the first to arrive. She burst in with her usual Wotcher, lads!, before hanging up her bright pink cloak and sitting down beside Sirius. He jumped when he felt a hand on his thigh. Tonks smiled seductively at him, and he pushed her hand off his leg. Tonks! Only Remmie's allowed to do that!
Only Remmie's allowed to do what? Remus asked suspiciously.
Tonks said sweetly.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were the next to arrive. Mr. Weasley winked at Sirius, while Mrs. Weasley kissed him on the cheek. Is it just me, Sirius, or have you gotten even more attractive?
Sirius said blankly.
Hey, everyone! Bill was there, carrying boxes of doughnuts. He stopped to bat his eyelashes at Sirius. I saved you the jelly doughnut, Sirius, the redhead purred, handing him a red jelly doughnut wrapped neatly in a napkin, so Sirius' fingers didn't get covered in powdered sugar.
Sirius said, still feeling confused. Everyone was acting rather... odd.
Over the next twenty minutes, other Order members arrived, until the kitchen was packed. Sirius was sitting between Remus and Tonks, more confused than ever. Almost everyone (with the exceptions of Remus, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Snape) seemed to be acting just like those lovestruck girls in the ice cream parlour. Bill was sitting directly across from Sirius, seductively licking the chocolate frosting off a Boston creme pie doughnut. Hestia Jones was making kissy faces in his direction, and there was a foot running along his leg. Sirius had no idea whose foot it was. It either belonged to Kingsley Shacklebolt, on Bill's left, or - eurgh - Mundungus Fletcher, on Bill's right.
Bill tore off a piece of doughnut and ate it. Then he squeezed the white creme from the middle of the doughnut onto his fingers, and began licking it off slowly, his eyes on Sirius the whole time. Sirius had an idea of what Bill was thinking, and he gulped. Not that he wasn't flattered, but he had Remus to do that kind of thing with him....
Tonks' hand was dangerously high on his leg, and Emmeline Vance made quite a show of pointing to Sirius, then herself, then the pantry. Dedalus Diggle was licking the end of a pencil in a very suggestive way.
By now, Dumbledore had realised what was going on, and had stopped talking. Remus had noticed as well. He grabbed Sirius by the arm, and swatted Tonks' hand away.
Look, I know he's beautiful, but he's all mine! Remus said loudly.
Aw, come on, Remus. Surely you're not averse to sharing? Bill asked, pouting.
Yes. I. AM.
Save me, Remmie! Sirius threw his arms around his lover.
He's taken, Remus said firmly.
the rest of the Order replied.
