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Chapter 2: I Need Some Sexual Healing, Baby.
"What the hell was that all about, Inu-trasha?!"
"K-Kagome!" Stuttered Inu-trasha, we mean, Inuyasha, at a loss for words. "Wait a minute! What do you mean 'what the hell was that all about Inu-trasha!'" Regaining his composure he spat. "Have you been hanging around Kouga? Your language seems to have gotten a wolfish make over!"
"That's none of your business!" She shouted back defensively.
"So, you have seen that mangy wolf boy." He sneered. "Feh, see if I care."
"I did not!" She exclaimed in her defense. "The last time I saw him you were there with me, you idiot!" She attempted to get a grasp upon the situation. "And don't change the subject. Exactly what was that that you were doing with that feline?!" She scoffed, hands curling into fists.
"Number one, I was not doing anything with her. And two, I don't need to answer to you!" He turned around with indifference.
"Oh, is that so? If you weren't doing anything then why were you on top of her and what was all that 'true love' talk about?!"
"Number three, she pulled me down on top of her, and number four, I don't have to answer to some woman, feh!"
"How many times have I told you?! I have a name! Ka-go-me, Kagome, learn it, use it. Sit boy!"
And she stomped off to Kaede's hut, leaving him in a cloud of dust, muttering incoherent profanities.
The same evening…
The warm summer air mingling with the busy chirping of the cicadas made it impossible for him to continue to sleep.
"Feh, damn bugs." He sat up, cursing the wretched insects for interrupting his precious (beauty) sleep under his breath. Suddenly he had an urgency to scratch his neck where the demon had left her mark.
"Stupid cat-wench. She probably gave me friggin cat-rabies or somethin when she bit me and licked me with her slimy, wet, luscious, succulent…what the fuck?!" He stood up in a rush. "Fuck…hmm…now there's an idea…" He thought, his face aglow with inspiration. "Wonder what Kagome's doing right now… (probably Kouga)" A hint of a smile graced the corner of his lips before suddenly transforming into a grimace. "What the hell am I thinking?!" He was lost in utter confusion and continued to scratch his neck fervently.
"Damn, I need to take a friggin walk and get a breath of fresh air in my lungs and get these dumb-ass ideas out of my mind. This summer heat is getting to my brain" He stomped out of the tiny hut not realizing to where he was headed.
The sun in the horizon began to set and the skies took on an orange hue. The heat seemed to increase by the second and the itch on his neck just got worse and worse. Unable to stand the heat any longer, Inuyasha took off his red fire-rat haori and slung it over his shoulder as he continued walking…and scratching (not his butt, his neck).
Suddenly he was in alarm as his senses perceived his environment, the hot spring, the bushes, and a splashing sound. Unbeknownst to him, he was pulling a Miroku (LOL "pulling"). The saner part of his mind told him to leave immediately or else he'd be beaten to a pulp by Sango or Kagome, whichever was in the spring. The itching on his neck escalated and something with in him urged him to stay, and join in with the bathing festivities.
"What the hell!" He cursed softly. "What's wrong with me?!" He mentally berated himself. "It must be the rabies from the stupid cat! And why the hell am I feeling so hot now?!" (Hot flashes? Menopause, Inuyasha?)
The sun finally faded and the velvety black sky was adorned in a sparkling array of stars. The itching had reached its height. The heat was unbearable. And with that, all coherent thoughts in Inuyasha's mind bade him adieu and he gave into his inner desires.
Swiftly and stealthily, he slipped behind the bushes, where he could fully view an unsuspecting Kagome relaxing with her eyes closed. He drank in her form with thirsty eyes, her porcelain skin smooth like satin, gleaming in the starlit night, her voluptuous curves, her raven hair cascading on her back. He disrobed himself and slowly crept behind the rock she was leaning on and with an un-Inuyasha-like manner, but something akin to a dog, grabbed her from the back and spun her around to face him.
He pulled her closer towards himself until their faces were mere tenths of a centimeter apart, their warm breaths intertwining in the night. Huskily he whispered on her lips.
"Kiss me, I'm horny…"
Saturn and Rheyne's notes: Ok. There's chapter 2. If you're still confused, fear not, all will soon be revealed! No, no, we're not liars and our pants are not ablaze! Hope you've enjoyed and will be back for the next installment. We do love feedbacks, so please give us some. Thank you.
