Disclaimer: Disney owns Kim Possible and all associated characters. I just placed them in my little story.

Undeniable Things

A high security prison at an undisclosed location is illuminated by the moonlight. Sitting a top the four watchtowers are several search lights while vigilant armed prison guards dressed in grey uniforms keep watch over the prison. Down below more armed guards accompanied by germen shepherds patrol around the outside of the prison. Along the cement prison walls barred windows decorate their surfaces and the moonlight floods a particular prison cell. A figure in the shadows, who is dressed in a light orange jumpsuit with identification numbers on both the front and back, rants while its cellmate tries to sleep.

Figure: "It was perfect. How could my plan have failed? I had done the research, obtained the necessary technology, and came up with the perfect means of delivery for my cybertronic robots. Every vital piece strategically placed in order for my goal of world domination to become reality. Then she fouled up my plans like she always has done time and time again. Even when I found her weakness, she still managed to rise up and defeat me. Well, no more! From this moment on, I vow to deliver payback on that meddling teen hero Kim Possible for foiling my perfect scheme for global power!"

A pillow thrown by the frustrated angry person trying to sleep, flies into the figure's face hidden in the shadows. Shego, dressed in a similar inmate uniform as her loud, obnoxious cellmate, sits up on her bed. Her bloodshot eyes reveal that she desperately needs sleep.

Shego: "Would you shut up! I am trying to sleep! I begged for another cellmate, but no I get stuck with you. Argh, this is definitely cruel punishment."

The figure steps into the blue moonlight, which highlights his blue skinned face, and reveals itself as Dr. Drakken.

Drakken: "Shego! My most brilliant plan and it failed because of that redheaded do gooder and her sidekick clown, Stoppable. I just can't let that go. I won't let that go. They will pay! When I get…"

Shego: "Ahem."

Drakken: "When we get out of here I will unleash vengeance upon them. They will wish they never met me."

Shego: "I'm beginning to wish I never met you. (a pause and then in an uninterested tone) So what will you do?"

Drakken: "Well, I … ah …um…"

Shego: "You haven't figured out what you're going to do have you?"

Drakken: "Did I not say when we get out of this prison I will have my vengeance. Anyway, I have been using my incredible genius to devise a way for our 'early parole'."

Shego: "I hope you have some other means other than using your 'best weapon'."

Drakken: "My best weapon? The authorities confiscated most of my weapons of doom and my little diablos are all but useless without…"

Shego: (very irritated) "I was talking about me."

Drakken, frighten slightly because he knows Shego can and would hurt him very easily in a restful state, backs away a little since he is very aware that Shego is not in a particularly well rested mood.

Drakken: "Oh… ah… yes. Yes, you certainly are my best weapon. Don't know what I would do without you, Shego."

Shego: "Got that right."

Drakken: (more relaxed) "Besides, my plan on getting out of here doesn't involve you…" (under his breath) "at least not directly."

Shego: "What was that?"

Drakken: "Oh, nothing." (recollects himself) "As you know, Shego, I have been in contact with someone on the outside."

Shego: "You mean someone besides your mommy."

Drakken: (slightly irritated) "Yes, someone besides my mother."

Shego: "How is Mama Lipski? She must have been very upset to know that her precious little Drew is a mad scientist bent on world domination and not a radio doctor."

Drakken: "She wouldn't stop blaming herself. Every time we talk it's always 'where did I go wrong' or 'I blame myself for this' or 'I should have been more nurturing'."

Shego: "Ah… Dr. D?"

Drakken: "What? Oh right, where was I?"

Shego: "Someone on the outside…"

Drakken: "Yes, I carefully instructed this individual on where he could find a special project I had develop but not yet implemented, one of my weapons that the authorities never found because it was hidden in a remote area in the Amazon Rain Forest, an aerial assault vehicle of such destructive capabilities that could easily get us out of here, the Doomcopter."

Shego: (amused) "The Doomcopter?"

Drakken: "The name is a work in progress, all right. The important thing is that we can use it to escape this horrid prison with its Thursday meat surprise." (holding his stomach while making a sick expression on his face) "I still feel slightly nauseous from last week's meat surprise." (stands erect and with a confident air) "But tonight we will say goodbye to all this. Then Kim Possible will be sorry she ever heard of Dr. Drakken! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Shego: "A yeah, Doc, couple of questions."

Drakken: "Haaa…. What? Shego, I was in the moment. How many times do you have to interrupt this? You know this is one of my favorite parts."

Shego: "All too well. First, if this "Doomcopter" is so amazing, why didn't you use it before?"

Drakken: "Well… because there were a few minor problems with it."

Shego: "You couldn't get it to fly could you?"

Drakken: (angry and irritated) "Among other things."

Shego: "Which brings up the next question, who is this individual that you sent to retrieve the Doomcopter? (a pause) What a stupid name."

Drakken: "Shego! I like to see you name a few things. It isn't as easy as the concept sounds."

Shego: "That's why you're the mad genius."

Drakken: (gritted teeth and infuriated) "Grrrrr!" (regains some composure) "This individual is most highly qualified to make the Doom… er… assault helicopter operational and get us out of here to seek our vengeance on Kim Possible!" (a pause)

Shego: "What, no villainous laugh?"

Drakken: (holding his stomach again) "I think the effects of the meat surprise are coming back."

Shego: "Okay, too much information. So who is this qualified individual and when is he going to get us out of here? More importantly, why would he help you?"

Drakken: (still holding his stomach while bending over trying not to throw up all over the cell floor) "Hold on." ( he takes a few breaths until he feels better) "What were the questions again?"

Shego: "Who? When? Why?"

Drakken: (recomposed) "The identity of our liberator will be shortly revealed in a few moments because the when is right now."

Suddenly, an ever growing rumble begins to approach the prison. Inside their prison cell, Drakken and Shego struggle to keep their balance as an evil smile forms on Drakken' s face and a wicked, villainous laugh escapes from his lips.

Drakken: "Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Shego: "Guess you feel better."

Outside the prison several enhanced monster trucks begin their attack. Each wall crumbles as each truck crashes though a wall. The prison alarms sound and compete with the trucks' engines to dominate the night air. The trucks lay an enormous amount of destruction upon the prison that several inmates are freed from their cells, while the screams of guards and the barks of dogs follow at their heels. The guards, who are preoccupied with fleeing from the trucks, and apprehending the escaping inmates, fail to see an enhanced helicopter approaching the prison. It hovers in front of Drakken's and Shego's cell and a laser beam fires from the laser cannon lowering out of its compartment on the helicopter's bottom. The barred window and most of the wall surrounded it crash into the cell while its inhabitants stand out of the way of the blast. A huge hole fills the space of where the window once resided in and a rope latter drop into the cell. Drakken grabs the latter and begins to climb up. Shego quickly follows him up the latter. The helicopter quickly ascends into the night sky and leaves the smoking rumble that once was a high security prison. Drakken and Shego climb into the helicopter.

Drakken: "What do you thing of me now, Shego?"

Shego: "Do you really want me to answer that question?"

Drakken: (ponders about it) "No not really."

The pilot and their liberator presses a button, which activates the auto pilot, jumps out of the pilot's sit and begins to do an air guitar.

Pilot: "Ayaaaaaaaaaa!"

Shego: "Oh, don't tell me."

The pilot removes his helmet and reveals himself as Motor Ed wearing his standard sleeveless blue shirt, jeans, and black boots.

Motor Ed: "Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah! Now that totally rocked, seriously."

Shego: "Your cousin Eddie? Most qualified individual?"

Drakken: "Eddie's unique gift with engines is what qualifies him."

Shego: "And why would he help you?"

Drakken: "We're family, Shego, and family watch…"

Motor Ed: "Dude, that's not why I busted you out of the pen. I helped out because of this gorgeous babe's offer you told me about."

He places his arm around Shego and draws her closer to him. Shego removes Motor Ed's arm and with ease throws him down to the helicopter's metal floor with a judo throw. She tosses an angry, questioning look to Drakken.

Shego: "My offer?"

Motor Ed picks himself off the floor. Drakken sees Motor Ed beginning to answer Shego's question and waves his hands in the air behind Shego in order to signal Ed to shut up, but he misses the message.

Motor Ed: "Yeah, seriously. Drew told me that you would so go on a totally rocking date with yours truly if I help you out. I said yeah after that, seriously. Oh, I would have sprung you out of the slammer sooner but Drew here never told me that this ride couldn't fly. Minor problems, seriously, dude, that was so bogus. It totally threw off my schedule making this thing rock. I have my own rocking plans for total mayhem you know, seriously."

By now Shego's anger is on the verge of erupting and being unleashed upon Drakken with effects rivaling the apocalypse in pain and destruction. Drakken, filled with fear, begins to back away from Shego with his hands and arms in front of him. He stumbles and falls on his backside. He quickly gets on his knees and pleads for mercy.

Drakken: "Oh, please Shego, I was desperate. I… I… I'm allergic to pain! Oh, please don't!"

Motor Ed approaches Shego nonchalantly.

Motor Ed: "So are we like on because I know this totally awesome sushi bar that totally rocks, seriously."

Shego's anger erupts. She grabs Motor Ed and flings him out of the helicopter.

Motor Ed: "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Motor Ed falls for a few moments and lands in the middle of a lake. He disappears underneath the water's surface for a few moments. Then he quickly breaks the surface and begins to do a furious air guitar.

Motor Ed: "Man, now I know I'm in love. Ayaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Back in the helicopter, Shego grabs Drakken by the collar. Drakken closes his eyes, preparing for the worst pain he has ever experience. A few moments pass and Shego calms down. She lets go of Drakken, while a sigh escapes her lips. Puzzled, Drakken looks up at her.

Shego: "You have better have a great plan to get payback on little Miss Perfect or I swear…"

Drakken: "Oh, it will be good. Kim Possible won't ever interfere with mine… I mean… our plans ever again." (a big, nervous smile forms on his face)

Shego: "Good."

Shego then walks over to the pilot's seat, disengages the autopilot, and begins to fly the helicopter. Drakken approaches the copilot's seat slowly with caution and gently seats in it. Shego, her mood, although still bad, becomes pleasant relative to her mood a minute or so ago.

Shego: "So where are we going?"

Drakken, sensing this change in her mood, begins to return to his usual normalcy.

Drakken: "To the lair in Brazil where we will gather the supplies we need, then, to Middleton where we will begin to seek vengeance on Kim Possible. She may be all that now, but when we're done with her, there will be nothing left. Ha, ha, h…"

Shego: "Don't."

Drakken: (timidly) "Okay."

The helicopter flies toward the horizon as the stars and moon decorate the night sky.