Disclaimer: I plead not guilty to all charges. Even the concept's not mine…Huh! How's that?

A plot-less RL/SB Slash. PG content. One-shot

My first attempt at dialogue. "These seem to be quite popular nowadays..."

Please do not judge my writing abilities from this horrible piece. This is product of a very dull Friday Afternoon combined with pre-examination jitters.

And oh yeah….this is "supposed" to be humor.

Not related to my other story.


"Moony. I love you."

"I love you too Paddy"

"No. I mean I reeeaaally love you… Ya know"

Amused sigh. "Uh, Padfoot?"

"Yeah"

"I'm not letting you copy my charms homework."

"Huh?"

"It's no use sucking up to me. You've had a whole week to complete the assignment."

Shakes his head from a leery thought "Um. I don't want to copy your homework. Well, not now anyways."

"So?"

" 'So' what?"

"What do you want then?"

Grins "You"

"Um, Oookayy…."

"So?" Still Grinning

"…"

"…" The grin's still plastered

Leans closer, turning the grin on the other boy's face even wider. Then Suddenly ……

"Paddy, Are you on drugs?"

Confused/Disappointed/grin gone "What?"

"Um, are you?"

"No! Of course not!" What the..?

Embarrassed "Well…Just thought I'd make sure ya know….."

Rolls eyes "Mooonyyyyy!"

"…"

"So, do you?"

"Do I what?"

Sigh "Love me back?"

"Um…"

"…"

"I Guess…" Blushes

"You Guess?"

"Um…I mean I do"

"You 'do' what Moony?" Grins wickedly

Exasperated "Sirius!"

Smirks "Yup that's my name"

"Ugh! I love you ok. You obnoxious prat!"

"Moony?"

"What!" snaps

"Shut up and kiss me"


Ookaayyy…………So, How is it?

Personally, I think it's crap….but u'r welcome to state your own precious opinion.

Tada….review plz!