"Girls Can Be Hazardous To Your Health"
Anakin awoke the next day feeling like he'd been mauled by some vicious reeks or nexus. Neither of which being good. Anakin sighed…Thinking of girls who dissed guys who were madly in love with them was NOT good for one's health.His clock read 10:00 am.It was very late.Anakin sooo didn't want to get out of bed. Who likes getting out of bed anyway?Anakin glanced around taking a very detailed observation of the mere fact little toys of ALL shapes and sizes littered the floor.Carefully making his way around every single one of them Anakin took a veeery deep breath.
A Jedi must not know Anger
Or Hate
Nor Love
Nor Sex
Nor Little Hype-Active Demons
"LUUUKE!" Anakin yelled "LEEEEIYYYA!"
As though on cue the two little devils crept out from under their daddy's bed with nasty little grins on their faces.
"Yes daddy?" Leia responded with a very Padme-ish look on her face
Anakin let out a groan.That was what Leia did when she didn't want to get in trouble.Or when she WAS in trouble.
"Why are your toys all over MY ROOM?" Anakin sighed
"We were just playing dad!" Luke squeezed in the conversation
"YEAH!" Leia agreed "What he said!"
"Play somewhere else." Anakin said turning heel signifying that he was about to leave "And FIX this mess."
"AWWW MAAAN!"
Children.They were all the same.Always thinking about candy,Sugar,Cake,Chips and all that.Never ever studying either.Not that the Twins Needed to study.Both of them took on both parents equally.Both exceptionally smart and strong in the Force.Except Leia wanted to be a Senator and Luke a Jedi.They were both very perfect.The only ones who topped them both at their own games were He(Anakin) and Padme. Anakin stared down the stairs wondering what to do.Look for Padme and start forcing out answers or Hunting down Reno and pulverizing him into a zillion pieces.After a while Anakin made his decision to just beat up the cocky little freak.
"Daddy's going out!" Anakin yelled
"Why?" Leia asked with her Padme look on her face
"Daddy has things to do." Anakin said slowly choosing his words carefully "Be good.Dont fight with Luke.Dont shut down Artoo OR Threepio."
"Aww.Yes daddy." Leia whined
And with that Anakin kissed his daughter and son on the forehead and set off for his speeder his head streaming with thoughts about Padme and Reno.Maybe I should stop off at the Temple for a while.Anakin thought to himself.I should really straighten things out with the temple first.A few weeks off would be great.After all he WAS a war hero. Yeah Master Yoda and Master Windu HAD to they just HAD to give in.Anakin stumbled through the doors of the Temple once more with his mind on Padme and Made in Endor rat poop.
"Allow you on this rest we shall." Yoda said
"Yes.I agree.After all you did destroy Darth Sidious." Master Windu Agreed
"Thank you Masters." Anakin bowed low
"See ya Obi-Wan." Anakin added
Anakin was staring at the piece of paper crumpled in his mechanical hand. #890 Mega-Lux Apartments.Anakin ripped the paper into shreds.This was the address of Anakin's current most hated enemy.Reno.Anakin spoke to the Clerk droid asking it to inform Reno of his arrival.Anakin wanted the little rat to be ready.Anakin really wanted a good and honorable fight.Anakin burned into his mind that Reno was still a Senator.And Padme-napper.
"Open UP!" Anakin slammed at the door
"All right all right I'm coming no need to rush." Came that silly dignified voice of Reno
"Stay away from HER!" were the words Anakin screamed at Reno
"I am!" Reno snarled
"Whadda ya mean I AM?" Anakin asked
"She won't let me anywhere near her that's why." Reno mumbled
"HA!" Anakin grinned
"But she told me she won't go near you either!" Reno smirked
"Huh?" Anakin said confused
"Yup.And good-bye" Reno said shoving Anakin out the door
"HEY!"
Anakin stood completely dissed outside of Reno's door.
"What's wrong with YOU PEOPLE!" Anakin screamed to no one in particular
(Author's Note)
This story is sooo messed up.
