Chapter 8: Is that egg nog or something you found in the toilet?
"Fuck ya" yelled Robin. Everyone kinda stared at Robin. "What never heard a lady swear?" ask Robin. Everyone huddled into a little group, makeing buzzing sounds while covering their faces with newspaper chocolate bars. Suddenly a arm came out of the sky.
"Here you are Robin, show them biatches up" whispered the voice. A stage and microphone came out god knows where. She got up on stage and grabbed the mic.
"Shit Damn Fart Booger Dootie Bastard" sang Robin. A giant lady came out of no where. She bent Robin over her knee and spanked her. Robin was dumfounded. "What the hell" The lady pulled Robin to the ground.
"SAVE HER JEBUSSSS, SHE'S BEEN CURSED WITH THE MOUTH OF A TRUCKER" shouted the lady! Robin did the cyclops thing and shot laser beams out of her eyes.
"shes been shmelted haha" laughed Robin. Bam grabbed Robin and tossed her into a car. Johnny put in a cd.
"Old mic donald had a big harry ape,
Eh I Eh I OHHHH,
With a hey look theres Luke Perry,
And can I shit on your shoes,
Old mic donald got drunk,
Eh I Eh I OHHHH,
Crashed the tractor into the shed,
Eh I Eh I OHHHH,
Old mic donald got baked,
Eh I Eh I OHHHH,
Saw funny colors and ran into a pit,
EHHHHHH I EHHH I OHHHHH."
They arrived at a talent show. Lots of fucked up people were there. It was pink, everything was pink. Creepy, thought Robin.
"Get up there Robin" said Bam. Robin and Johnny went on stage.
"Welcome to the egg nog drinking contest. With your host Conan O'brian! Our contesants will consume as much egg nog as they can without puking haha. Here are your contestants: Don Vito A.K.A. Fat ass big fuck, Johnny Knoxville A.K.A. Flower Power, Kira Yamato A.K.A Woof-man, and Robin Sena A.K.A Slutty McSlut. A 16 litre pail of egg nog is now being place in front of the contestants." Robin thought she could puke. The egg nog was homeade compliments of the chef. It was egg yolk, egg shells, milk, salt, cream cheese, and toenail clippings. "And, READY, SET, GO"
Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but I was updateing my story on so I thought I would update this one 2. Sorry if there is alot of swearing, but i've been holding in those dirty words for a month! well review everyone. And check out my story on fictionpress, my pen name is RobinAmon there too. Well Bye!
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