"Jedi And Senators should Never Marry"
Anakin stared blankly at the table in front of him.Anakin was sitting alone in the Morro Club.Anakin'smind was still focused on a certain Little angel.Anakin shook his head.Again he reminded himself girls were hazardous to your health.Anakin grinned at this thought and got up ready to leave.
"Whadda ya mean were goin' to Na-boo-boo.!" Luke whined
"Why?" Anakin asked patiently "Why don't you want to go?"
"'Cos We cant swim!" Leia groaned
"And the water is way too deep." Luke added
"But its nice and pretty there." Anakin argued
"Too pretty!" Luke groaned "It kinda freaks me out."
"Yeah." Leia added "That Lady in the picture with Dad freaks you too!"
Anakin flinched. He knew they meant Padme.He had never told them that she was their mother.What Anakin couldn't understand was WHY beauty freaked Luke out.Beauty was beautiful…Just like Padme.
"Like it or Not you two are going." Anakin muttered
"Aww MAaan!"
Anakin packed his clothes into a very small suitcase.He only wanted to go back to Naboo to relax.Try not to think about Padme.And stay away from Reno.The twins were still whining and groaning as they watched 3PO and R2 load each of their bags into his ship.
"C'mon guys it'll be fun." Anakin said as swerved in front of an enormous battleship
"No it won't." Luke snarled
"Yeah it will." Leia smiled
"Wha?I thought we were in this fight together!" Luke cried
"Nah.I lied 'cos I think Naboo is pretty."
"Girls are dumb."
"Boys have two digit IQ's"
"DAAAD!"
Anakin felt like slamming his head on the windshield.He really needed someone like Padme.Someone to calm him down when his hyper-active children happened to annoy him to no end.He needed to kiss her hold her or hug her or just look at her anyway.He wanted to cry in front of her and start begging her to come back.He loved her so darn much.Anakin felt his heart pound hard against his chest.Anakin used a Jedi method to calm him.Anakin could see her face smiling at him…mocking at him with Reno kissing her everywhere.The thought of it made Anakin's eyes start to water.Anakin blinked and tears started to stream down his eyes.Why did she even leave anyway?Anakin punched in the code and soon the starship lurched into hyperspace.Anakin stood up and walked into his quarters.He just wanted to sleep and never ever wake up.
5 hours later……..
"Padme?" Anakin groaned drowsily
"No daddy it's me!" Leia squeaked
Anakin frowned.Yes it WAS Leia.He could now tell that it was her because she had His nose.Not Padme's.Anakin just moaned because there was sharp pain attacking his side ...Padme is hazardous to a young Jedi's peace.
"Dad we are on Na-boo-boo." Luke struggled to pronounce the name after all he was just 3 years old.
"Excellent.Did 3PO unload the bags yet?"
"Yes Master Ani.As a matter of fact I just did." Came Threepio's prissy voice
"We are on the island then?" Anakin continued
"Why yes sir."
Anakin stared off the distance.Out the window he could see Padme's Lake House.Anakin grinned that was why he chose the island so he could see the house…The same house where in he Padme kissed him.His First Kiss.
"C'mon guys." Anakin said
"And girl." Leia reminded him
So persistent Anakin thought.Just like her mother.Maybe she will be a great woman when she grows older.After all she had the most Perfect Parents in the entire galaxy Anakin thought proudly.And Luke will be one of the most respected Jedi in the history of The Order.Anakin smiled to himself…Yes they will be the best of them all!
When they arrived at the small cottage on the little island the first thing Anakin did was walk up to his room.Anakin felt tired and pained.He needed rest.Funny Anakin thought He had been sleeping for 5 hours and he was STILL tired. Thinking Padme must have strained every single muscle in His body.Girls…Were extremely hazardous to A Young Man's health Anakin reminded himself for the thousandth time.Yeah a little more rest
Couldn't hurt.Yeah…
Author's Note
I end all the chapters with Anakin falling asleep…Such idiocy….
