"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!" Okay, I've been watching Finding Nemo. That film rocks! I was crying by the end of the first scene, that is a nasty film! BTW, chapter 9 was named after it, couldn't resist.

Again thanks to everyone who reviews, I really, really appreciate it. Review again, onegai? ^__^ "I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine! Good Squishy, come here Squishy! OW! Bad Squishy…"

~*~Love on Ice~*~

Yami and Yugi were lying in the massive Queen sized bed they now owned, in the massive mansion they also owned. It had a pool, and a huge back garden, and they were so rich. Yami spoiled Yugi with gifts every day.

Yugi was currently cuddled up next to him, like a little hot water bottle radiating heat and love. Yami smiled, life didn't get much better than this. He curled around his sleeping koi, and watched as the smaller smiled in his sleep.

Yami just lay there, watching the sun play on Yugi's delicate features. He kissed Yugi's forehead and held him close.

"I told you everything would be okay, Yugi. I told you we'd get a house, you don't have to worry ever Yugi…"

"…'Ami…" Yugi mumbled in his sleep and moved closer to Yami, who complied by wrapping his arms around him, and decided to wake Yugi up. Moving closer he captured Yugi's lips, causing the smaller's eyes to blink open, hazy amethyst brightening at the sight of Yami–

*Beep beep beep whack-*

Groaning Yami turned over in bed, now pillowless. He smiled and reached for the bundle of warmth that was Yugi so that they could cuddle for a while before getting up, only to hug an armful of Yugi-scented sheets. In his sleepy state he didn't even realise. That was until he tried to kiss 'Yugi' good morning.

"Urgh!" Yami instinctively moved backwards, away from the pillow he had tried to kiss, and fell backwards off the bed. Rubbing his now painful elbow he turned up to look at the clock, banging his head on the bedside table.

"ITAI!" Cradling his head in one arm, he tried to make for the bathroom and some pain medication, only to trip over his boots that he was sure he hadn't put there last night. He landed with a loud and painful thump (which didn't help his headache one bit) on the floor yelling colourful phrases in both Egyptian and Japanese.

~*~

Yugi, who had been calmly drinking tea at the kitchen table with Ryou, heard the series of thuds from upstairs, and the swearing. They also heard Bakura snickering; and then the yelling started.

Apparently Bakura had placed the boots by Yami's bedside, in the hopes that he would trip over them. But he was attempting to convince Yami that he had nothing to do with the sheets and him bumping his head. But Yami was in too much pain to care.

Yugi and Ryou glanced at one another, and Ryou helpfully got up to shut the kitchen door. They picked up their cups and continued talking as if nothing had ever happened.

~*~

"Omae o korosu!" *Whack*

Yami smacked Bakura with a pillow.

"I'll take you with me!"

Bakura picked up another pillow and aimed it full force at the ex-Pharaoh.

Yami growled and jumped from the bed onto Bakura's back and attempted to pull his hair out. Bakura retaliated with the pillow, but ceased when he realised he was hitting himself over the head too. He then started to bite.

Yami fell off Bakura, and grabbed onto his shirt in an attempt to stay on, effectively ripping the said garment. Now both boys were in just their PJ bottoms, which looked scarily like Ancient Egyptian garments.

Again with the pillows. Yami grabbed his, and continually smacked Bakura with it, this caused said pillow to split, and burst, sending feathers everywhere, but not ending the fight. Bakura still had his pillow, but Yami was defenceless.

He skilfully evaded Bakura's attacks, all those hours in the gym paid off. (A/N: Drools at thought of Yami in a gym…)

Bakura swung the pillow, sweeping the books from the desk behind Yami to the floor. Getting angry, the silver haired yami tried sending Yami to the shadow realm, only to miss and send the brand new TV there instead.

Yami jumped off the bed again, and onto Bakura, sending them both crashing to the floor, bring a shelf and its contents with them.

~*~

"Erm, Ryou? Do you think we should go stop them?"

"Huh? No, they'll tire out eventually…More tea?"

"Thanks!" ^__^

~*~

"…You…will…die…"

"…No…you…will…die…"

Both boys lay in the middle of the now destroyed guest room. They were lying on the bed surrounded by feathers from three pillows, the tangled blankets, the shelving unit, books, pens and clothes.

They were both out of breath, their toned bodies covered in sweat. Bakura found the energy to throw a pen at Yami, and began to laugh.

Bad move.

~*~

"I was hopeful there for a moment, I thought they had stopped."

"Yeah, well. I suppose they'll be at it for a while longer. How about we go watch something on TV?"

Yugi smiled and attempted to get up. Ryou was by his side, helping him to stand and handing him his crutches. They made their way into the TV room, and were slightly disturbed by the sound of Bakura…screaming? It was a very high pitched scream.

This was followed by the sound of the guest room door being flung open and fast, heavy footsteps down the hall, being followed by equally fast and heavy ones. And a string of curses.

They turned back in time to see Bakura running like hell down the stairs, and pillows being thrown down after him. He ran into the hallway and spotted Yugi, lifting him easily he grabbed him by the waist and held the small hikari in front of him.

Yami came bounding down the stairs, death glaring anything in his path, and armed with a pillow. And then he saw how low Bakura had sunk, his hikari was the shield! Growling in frustration, he did the only think he could think of, and though Ryou was heavier he could still take him hostage.

Yami grabbed the white haired hikari, and dragged him into the kitchen, Bakura carried Yugi into the TV room, setting him down gently on the sofa. Both were thinking up plans of revenge.

And both involved those damned pillows.

~*~To be Continued~*~

Hee hee! Pillow fight! This is just a random chapter that will be sorted in time for some real fluff next time. And I have actually been used as a human shield like poor Yugi. By my boyfriend! We were in the middle of a sweet fight (my group of friends were throwing skittles, including me ^__^) and apparently it is very easy to pick someone up like that. He carried my all the way to the door. And I got attacked!

Apparently 'pillowless' isn't a word. See? Wiggly red lines! Okay, that's enough sugar and caffeine…

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