Chapter 4: Gaymill Dinklon vs. Ballsax McGee, the 3rd
We left off with the gang acting very unusual at the dinner table. They were speaking like english chaps and now we will find out what has caused this unusual behavior.
Velma:(shakes her head and snaps out of her trance) "Hey gang, what's going on?"
Shaggy:"What are you talketh about Velma? I feel finith."
Velma:"Scooby, Daphne, Fred, are you guys ok?"
Fred:"Settleth downith Velma."
Scooby:"Ya Velma, coolith it."
Daphne:(looks at Velma) "Velma, i'm tryith to talkith normal but tis not possible!"
Velma:"Daphne, try harder! We need to all get out of here quick. I don't know why I can talk normal and you guys can't. Something weird is definitely going on."
Daphne:"I agreeth Velma...you should just goith and tryith to find somewayith to help us! I'll stayith here with the restith of the gang."
Velma leaves the gang at the table and tries to figure out what to do next. She decides to go upstairs because she figures that is where it all started. Velma climbs the stairs and realizes that maybe this wasn't such a good idea. The upstairs is very dark and dreary.
Ballsax McGee, the 3rd:(laughs)"Why helloith my dear lass. Are you okith?"
Velma:(startled)"It's you who is causing us to act so crazy, isn't it?"
Ballsax McGee, the 3rd:(confused)"How comith you aren't talkith like meith? You should stillith be under the spellith."
Velma:(smiles)"Well, I guess you are losing your touch now, aren't you? Now I would like it if you would stop this nonsense and let my friends go!"
Ballsax:"Haha! What makith you think I would doith such a thing as that?"
All of a sudden someone else answers him.
Gaymill Dinklon:"I do Ballsax McGee, the 3rd! Be gone and leave this place. I had them first and now you are ruining everything that I have been trying to do. (starts to pout) It has been so long since people have come here and now when I just start to have fun, I find that the person I most despise is trying to steal my fun away!
Ballsax:(caught offguard)"Uh, helloith Gaymill. What bringith you here?"
Gaymill:(mockingly)"You knowITH what bringITH me here Ballsax! And stop talking like that, it's so freakin annoying. Why do you talk like that anyways? You told me that you were from New Jersey! (giggles)
Velma watches in fascination as Gaymill Dinklon and Ballsax McGee, the 3rd, exchange verbal hatred towards each other. And just as she decides to tell them once again to let her friends go, Gaymill and Ballsax start physically fighting.
Gaymill:"You are such a BITCH! I have no idea why I spent 2 years of my life with a gayhole like you!"(bitch slaps Ballsax)
When Gaymill bitch slaps Ballsax it's in slow motion and spit blows out of his mouth. I just wanted to make sure that everyone got that visual because well, that's a sweet visual.
Ballsax:(very girly sounding and starts to talk normal but with a New Jersey accent)"Uh, you slut! I'd rather be a gayhole than a disease-ridden hole like you...hehe."
Gaymill:"Oh you did not just go there?"(smacks Ballsax right in the forehead)
Ballsax falls down and ends up rolling down the stairs and lies motionless at the end of the long stairwell.
Gaymill:"That's right BITCH! That'll show you to mess with a pro. That is the end of Ballsax. Ballsax isn't that good anyways and there was something about Ballsax that itched me the wrong way!"
Velma giggles at what Gaymill has just said and then realizes that this is her chance to send him packing. Velma kicks Gaymill.
Gaymill:"That was the last of Ballsax, but not of me!"
Gaymill descends down the stairs and lands right next to Ballsax. Gaymill is also motionless and Velma runs down the stairs to go meet her friends.
Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, and Fred all shake their heads and look at Velma in awe. Velma is wondering why everyone is looking at her so weird...
Velma:"What's up guys."
Scooby:(shakes his head and licks his lips) "Velma, you got some huge boobies!"
Shaggy:(makes a sucking face) "Like ya I agree with you there buddy."
Fred:(stuttering)"Uh, hey Velma, thanks for...boobs...helping us!"
Daphne:(hits Fred on his arm)"What is going on Velma!"
Velma looks down at her chest and realizes that they have grown to an enormous size. Everyone is confused and just at that moment, a woman with one huge breast in the middle of her chest, the size of a tire to be exact, walks in behind them.
Woman:"Hello everyone, I see one of you has killed my brother Ballsax McGee, the 3rd. Well i'm his sister BigBoob McGee and i'm the Enchanter of "The Girls". (smiles at Velma) "I take it you killed my brother, huh?"
End of Chapter
