From one Gender to Another
Chapter 11: Double Trouble!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh and Ranma.
HAGA = WEEVIL
Sorry for not mentioning it for those who only watch the dub!!
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"Is the coast clear?" The youthful Kaiba brother, who was stuck in a female version of his body; leaned only his head out from the corner of the hallway wall. She was looking secretly if Haga was still around.
"I don't know, is it?" Bakura's head appeared right above Mokuba's. He also looked down the hall to see if any suspicious people were around.
"You!" In a very angry voice, Mokuba replied as she jumped away from the white-haired young man and pointed at him.
"Oh hello." He greeted her while smiling and waving to her.
'Hm...Bakura's dark self must not be currently in control...' Thought the long haired girl in her deep train of thought.
"Hey I didn't know you were actually a girl, Mokuba. Why have you been keeping your true gender a secret?" Bakura asked.
Now Mokuba had been asked this question, or a question that was like this a couple of times before. The first time she didn't mind, the second time it got annoying and so on and so forth. Yet, now that she was asked this question again--being questioned once again that he was no man, made all the bottled up anger inside come out without a second thought of holding back.
"I am not a girl!" Mokuba yelled close to Bakura's ear, causing him to fall on the floor in pain.
The hall was silent. Mokuba turned around to see why the hallway had gotten so quiet quickly. All of the employee's that were walking in the hall, picking up things from rooms and cleaning, stood in shock from what had just come out of Mokuba's mouth.
Of all the places the employee's could have been; they just had to have wanted to clean the same hallway dear little Mokuba was in. Today Mokuba had been turned permanently into a girl, had her only brother be crazy in love with her because of a stupid love potion, have Haga fall in love with her at first sight...And now this?
Could the day get any worse for her?!
...Yeah, probably.
"Haha...You know perverts! Always trying to touch you...So you should lie about your gender! Wahahahahaha!!" She responded to the employee's state of being shocked. As she laughed she put her hands on her waist. Good thing she knew how to lie on the spot!
All of the employee's face expressions changed from shocked to relieved. They were glad that that comment was only said to turn off the 'pervert.' With that out of the way, they went back to working.
"I am not a pervert!" An angered Bakura spoke in a loud whisper to Mokuba as he kicked her in the leg. The white-haired fellow was still on the floor as he had kicked her since he still had not gotten up from Mokuba yelling near his ear.
"Ow!"
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After moving to a more confined area, Mokuba explained everything Bakura needed to know about her 'little' problem.
He snapped his fingers. "So that's why!"
"Yep...My life is such a joy now." Mumbled Mokuba. Bakura could sense the sarcasm on that on the spot.
"Long haired girl! I have found you!!" Haga's eyes lighted with joy as he embraced Mokuba. He was very happy to have found the 'girl' he loved while Mokuba was feeling very angry for Haga touching her.
"Let go of me! Now!" Barked Mokuba as she struggled to get out of the tight hug Haga had her in. This wasn't one of Mokuba's best moments.
"But I love you!" He continued to hug Mokuba, not giving her any chance to get out of his hug.
"I'm fricking younger than you! Let go of me you child molester!" The female Kaiba kept yelling. And wasn't it convenient that all the employee's working in the same hall the group was in finished and left before Haga showed up?
"Bakura help me! Don't just stand there!" Pleaded the young Mokuba.
But Bakura just closed his eyes and replied in an official sounding voice. "Sorry Mokuba, but I have made a vow long ago that I would not interfere in any love situations." He finished proudly.
"You bastard! If I get outta this mess I'll make sure you don't interfere with anything because I'll have killed you!" Mokuba yelled as her head size tripled while her whole body went totally red and steam came out of her ears. She was really pissed.
"Little Mokuba-chan!" A familiar voice yelled. All three could hear running foot steps coming from behind them. No one had anytime to turn around to see who it was because by the time they did, the mystery person appeared in front of them. He had knocked Haga into a wall and caught Mokuba as she fell out of glasses-boy's arms and started to hug her tightly.
It was Kaiba Seto.
"How the hell did you get yourself un-tied from the chair?!" Gasped Mokuba.
"You should know that I will always find a way to get to you, little Mokuba-chan." The obviously still drugged Seto continued to hug her tightly--even tighter than Haga did! Either the drugged Seto loved Mokuba more than Haga, or the drug had gotten to his head and he didn't know his own strength.
"Gahhhh!! I'd rather have Haga holding me than him!! Help me Bakura!! Help!!!" Mokuba called out to the one and only Bakura.
"Oh you probably just got hit in the head and that's why you're saying that." He smiled at her and stroked her hair.
"No! No! No! Dammit Bakura! Help me!" She turned her head as much as she could to look at the location she last saw Bakura was at, though she couldn't turn her head that far since Seto was hugging her so tightly that it was very hard to get her head to move off from 'resting' on his
shoulder. But Bakura was gone. It turns out when Kaiba had knocked Haga into the wall, Haga knocked Bakura in it as well. Just lovely that that some-how mystically happened, isn't it?
"God dammit!" Shouted Mokuba. "Of all the times!"
"Now, now. No need to curse." The older Kaiba replied.
"I'll curse any--" She stopped as Kaiba began to lean towards her. As soon as he started to become closer to her, Mokuba knew exactly what her drugged brother was gonna do--kiss her. Now we all knew Mokuba would rather die, come back to life and experience a painful death than get kissed in the lips by her own blood. So since she couldn't die on the spot, she did what she could only think of; shove a piece of pita bread that was in her pocket in his mouth.
"Mmm...Doesn't that taste so good?" Mokuba asked as she tried her best to not laugh.
"Aww...You're feeding me, isn't that so cute?" One would think Kaiba would have reacted differently, but...He didn't. That was one pretty damn good love potion Kaiba got. It was as if Kaiba was obsessed with her. No matter what Mokuba would do to him, he wouldn't care. Talk about big trouble.
"Argh!!" Mokuba gritted her teeth and pulled on her hair as hard as she could. Her temper was seriously rising from all this. How could he had not been pissed off form what she had done was probably what Mokuba was thinking.
"Note to self, if a guy is hugging you, kick him in the crotch..." Mumbled Mokuba as she tried to ignore Seto. She hit herself in the head for forgetting to kick Haga and Seto in the crotch. No sense in kicking him now since she could try to reason with him...
"What did you say?" Kaiba asked, not knowing a clue what she had said.
"I said, er, please let me down." She then laughed for no reason.
"But you're so hug-able!"
"Yeah well you're so---er, uh, I mean your body heat is making me hot so please put me down and maybe we can go eat dinner, hang out or go back to our rooms and rest?" Luckily Mokuba was able to stop herself from saying 'yeah well you're so punch-able.' Who knows what her brother would have said if she said what she originally wanted to say? As always, Mokuba knew how to lie...That kind of talent is needed for the young Kaiba since she runs into alot of problems due to her gender switching problem.
'Malik. Must. Die.' Thought Mokuba. Ooh was he gonna pay big time for doing this to her!
"Anything for my Mokuba-chan!" He said as he set her down.
"Yep...We're gonna...Go hang out outside...Alone...Sing songs...Play games..." She began as she slowly took steps back. "And..." Since she had gotten far away from Seto from a good distance, she just dashed away, not bothering to finish he sentence.
'Sucker!'
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"God! I will make sure to never tell nii-sama that he had been drugged into doing this...It would kill him...No matter how hard I would try to convince him that it wasn't his fault." While running she gritted her teeth. "I'll get you Malik...You won't stay hiding for long. Whether you know it or not, I've been looking for you while dealing with all this...I will find you at all costs..." Tears fell down her cheek. It made her so sad that all these things had been happening to her and that her brother had been dragged into this.
"Wait!" Haga and Seto called out to the young female in union instantly as they saw her as they ran after her down the hall side by side--shoving each other away so the other would be closer to getting to Mokuba first.
Right behind the two young men who were fighting, Bakura was catching up...But then he stopped to take deep breathes because he was tired.
"Dammit Bakura! Help me!" Mokuba cried out as she ran like hell had just released all it's demons and if you didn't run far away, you would be killed.
"Mokuba-chan I'll help you!" Seto replied to her plea as he punched Haga in the shoulder.
"I'll have to find a way to beat the crap out of them...Then threaten them that I'll kill them and mutilate their body if they don't leave me alone." The always plotting Mokuba plotted. "Though knowing love potions, that won't stop nii-sama...And Haga would maybe report me." She sighed. How could she get herself out of this one?
"Long haired girl, I'll assist you!" After hitting Seto in the head, Haga also replied to Mokuba's
request for help.
"When will the horror ever end?!" The un-feminine Kaiba Mokuba groaned. She had a feeling this was going to be a long night.
To Be Continued.
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Well that was a hard chapter to write! Especially the part from where currently-messed-in-the-brain Seto found Mokuba and to the end. I just had to add that scene where Mokuba put the pita bread in Seto's mouth...I thought it was pretty funny so I went and put it in my fic.
If you didn't read the message above; Haga is Weevil's original name.
AnimeLuverGurlz: I'm glad you like this fic! Thanks for reviewing!!
Shizuka Kaiba: Since I am no longer immature and hate Shizuka for no reasons (like some fangirls hate certain characters for stupid reasons...) I will be putting Shizuka in this. I'll be putting her in soon.
Sei: Writer's block is no longer in the way of my writing. It is my lack of vocabulary -.- And about my other fic, Distant Brothers; the next chapter almost done, so don't worry! As soon as I finish it and type it up, I'll post it!
Sakariya Karyba/Kaiba: Thanks for the compliment :) When ever I hear that someone likes my fics it makes me want to write more chapters for it Oh and if you missed my two messages (which I hope you didn't!) Haga is Weevil.
C.M Aeris Queen of Insanity: Funny thing is...I made up that part about the love potion Kaiba thing before I read the manga part where Shampoo drugs...uh, I think Ranma? (Can't remember who -.-)
R&r!
