I was going to delete this, but than...I said "Hum, I really could do something with this"
so, here it is:

Chapter 2, "It-a me Maaaaaario!"

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"Wow it's so..." Said Peach

"...stunning" Finished Mario

Toadette: Um...Princess, your room is this way...

Peach: Oh, how nice!

Toadette: Here it is, is there anything I can do for you?

Peach: Ah...no.

Toadette: Well?

Peach: What?

Toadette: Oh, nothing...nothing...goodbye Princess Cheapskate...

Mario: Odd...

Luigi: Mario, I'm going to hit the pool...by!

Peach: Mario...don't you want to get something to eat, there are meany Five Star foods on board.

Mario: ...Ok, I'll get changed!

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Daisy: Hi Luigi!

Luigi: AH!...oh, hi Daisy!

Daisy: Going to the pool?

Luigi: Yeah...

Daisy: Can I come too?

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Toad: How Meany of ze people zill I be zeating?

Mario: Two.

Toad: ze can come sight over here!

Peach: Oh!

Toad: Zhat will ze lovely couple be having?

Peach: giggles We are' t really a couple...I'll have the Shroom Steak...

Mario: Damn..Um, I'll have the pasta.
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Daisy:Oooh, the pool feels so good...

Luigi: Well...COLD! COLD! COLDCOLDCOLD!

Daisy: Laughs well, there's only one way to make it warm, get in and stay in...

Luigi: But...It's COLD!

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Toad: Ze food for ze Princess! Now, ze had ze pasta...and ze had the Steak.

Peach: It looks soooo good!

Mario: Wow, it'a does!

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Daisy: c'om Luigi, it does not say cold for long!

Luigi: ...I...Well, I don't..

Waluigi: Hay Daisy! Looking HOT today!

Daisy: Ah, Get away...perv!

Luigi: I'll save you! Cannon Ball!

Daisy: Thanks, Here's your ten coins...

Waluigi: Oh, no. It Is Luigi! Better run. Bar, Here I come!

Daisy: Oh, Luigi...Thank you...and look! The water is not cold anymore!

Luigi:..No...it's still cold

Daisy: Don't worry...

Luigi: COLD!
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Peach: Simply Wonderful!

Mario: That was-a the best!

Toad: Is ze Princess done with ze meal?

Peach: Yes...I will take the bill

Toad: I have it somewhere, here!

Mario: Mama-!

Peach: Here.

Toad: Thank you!

Peach: Mario, ready to go?

Mario: ...

Peach: oh, Marrrrriooo?

Mario: ...that bill!

Peach: What? Mario, lets go to the deck now...

Mario: oh...ok