Van Helsing, Inuyasha Style

Disclaimer: I own not Inuyasha or the movie Van Helsing, although it's a great movie...

Chapter One: Normal

"Kagome, Inuyasha's hitting me again!!" Shippo ran to Kagome and clung onto her right arm.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome scolded.

"The little brat was stealing my ramen!!" Inuyasha accused.

"I was NOT!" Shippo pouted. "I was just hungry and you wouldn't give me any so...I just took some."

"Ha!" Inuyasha exclaimed triumphantly. "The kid confesses he took my precious ramen!"

"Oh Inuyasha, Shippo was just hungry, and it's your fault for being such a pig!" Kagome shook her head.

"I am NOT!" Inuyasha sniffed. "It's all pure muscle. No body fat whatsoever."

"Inuyasha, you know you will never out talk Kagome because she can make you fall with a single word, if you know what I mean." Miroku reminded Inuyasha.

"He's right, you might as well back out of this arguement right now." Sango agreed.

"Why Sango my dear, first time we're on the same side." Miroku's hand started inching towards Sango's cheeks (and I don't mean her face).

"Touch me and I'll bite you." Sango informed Miroku, without even a glance behind her.

"Sorry, Miroku old pal," Inuyasha laughed. "Looks like Sango can sense you ready to grope someone a mile away."

"Of course," Sango said with a fake snobby flip of her ponytail. "It's all skill."

"Well, it's getting late and since we all ate already, lets get to sleep, we got a big day tomorrow." Kagome reminded the others.

"Finally," Inuyasha yawned loudly. "It's about time we went to look for the jewl shards again. We've rested long enough at Kaede's hut. I can't wait to feel my claws ripping through youkai flesh again!"

"Inuyasha, don't be so gross." Kagome wrinkled her nose.

"But if he doesn't he wouldn't be Inuyasha anymore." Miroku lay down and prepared for slumber.

"I guess your right." Kagome agreed lying down also. She glanced at Inuyasha who was already asleep. "Inuyasha being agressive, and disgusting, and stubborn and conpletely agroggant, is completely normal. Right Miroku?" She looked at Miroku, who was already asleep next to Sango. Kagome turned back and looked at Shippo who was curled up in her arms and hugged him closer and fell asleep as well.

"Goodnight Inuyasha, and sweet dreams."

Author's Note: I know this is incredibly short and there is not plot whatsoever (I got addicted to that word over the summer) but trust me, this is just an introduction. Just continue reading and you'll understand. Oh yeah, because there's not point, there's also no point for you to review this chapter! Just review all the others!!! Thanks