Van Helsing, Inuyasha Style

Disclaimer: I am so sick of saying this everytime...but just for the record: I own nothing but the plot. Van Helsing and Inuyasha strictly belong to some lucky dude/dudette.

Chapter Three: What Has Happened

"So you're absolutely sure that you and Kirara saw them head into these woods?" Miroku asked again for the 100th time.

"Uh huh," Shippo nodded, his large head bobbing. (A/N: Imagine Shippo's head bobbing, so cute!)

"You're absolutely sure? Die if you're wrong?" Miroku pestered annoyingly.

"Ah, quit bugging the little bugger. It doesn't really matter cuz if he's wrong we can beat the snot out of him." Inuyasha looked evilly at Shippo.

"Miroku! You wouldn't really let Inuyasha hit me, will you?" Shippo asked hopefully.

"Why not? If you gave us the wrong information on finding Sango." Miroku didn't even spare Shippo a glance.

"And Kagome and the old witch." Inuasyasha added. "But to Miroku, it's finding Sango that's important."

"Meow." Kirara meowed obviously disturbed.

"What's wrong Kirara?" Shippo asked the little kitty sitting on Miroku's shoulder. You still can't transform?"

Kirara shook her head sadly and meowed again and again.

"What is it?" Miroku turned suddenly. "Do you sense Sango?"

Kirara nodded slowly.

"Well I don't and that smell is getting worser." Inuyasha held his super sensitive nose and grimaced. "It smells like rotting flesh and blood."

"Well it's getting dark." Miroku glanced up at the sky. We better stop and rest. We can continue searching tomorrow."

"I just hope we can find Kagome and the others." Shippo climbed off Miroku's head and culrded up next to Kirara. "Kagome won't let Inuyasha beat the snot out of me."

"I just hope Sango's alright." Miroku sighed as he leaned against an old oak tree and drifted peacefully into quiet slumber.

"Feh, with Kagome's anger and Sango's slapping techniques, I think they'll be juuuust fine." Inuyasha lay down and closed his eyes.


Sometime in the night...

"Miroku," Shippo shook the sleeping monk. "Wake up, I hear something. Miroooku....."

"Meow." Kirara nudged Inuyasha with her head again and again but neither the monk or the hanyou would rise from slumber.

"Shippo what is it?" Miroku finally woke up and tried to rub the sleep away from his eyes.

"I hear something rustling in the bushes." Shippo whispered.

"Really?" Miroku snapped into focus. "Maybe it's the girls."

"That old hag counts as a girl?" Inuyasha yawned, standing up and stretching. Then, his eyes narrowed.

"Shippo's right, there's something here with us in these woods, and it's approaching us, fast. It's also bringing the smell of fresh blood and rotting flesh."

"I'm scared." Shippo shimmied up the Miroku's head and clung on for his dear little life. Kirara bared her teeth and hissed like a wild cat. (A/N: Wait, she is a wild cat!)

Inuyasha was ready to draw the Tetsaiga as Miroku was ready to open up his wind tunnel when....


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Inuyasha was ready to draw the Tetsaiga as Miroku was ready to open up his wind tunnel when....


.....a cute little squirrel popped out. In it's paws was a acorn. It chittered and then ran up his tree again.

"Shippo!" Inuyasha pounded on Shippo's head. "You had us all worked up for nothing." and as Inuyasha said these words, huge black shadows jumped out from behind them. As the moonlight shone brightly, they could clearly see that it was-

"Kagome?" Shippo asked.

"Sango?" Miroku looked confused.

Old hag?" Inuyasha looked even more confused.

"What are you doing here at this time of night?" as Inuyasha spoke these words, a cloud covered up the moon and it was clearly seen by all four pairs of eyes that the three females did indeed have red glowing eyes. And as quickly as they came, they left. (A/N: Do ya think it has something with Inuyasha saying the wrong things at the wrong time?)


Morning...

"I can understand the old witch smelling like rotting flesh," Inuyasha was saying the next morning. "I mean she's old enough to be buried! But the question was why they also smelled like fresh blood..."

"Maybe you smelled something else." Miroku suggested.

"Are you questioning my nose?" Inuyasha demanded. "You should never question the nose. The nose knows all." Inuyasha proudly stuck his nose up in the air.

"Well, maybe we saw wrong." Shippo spoke for the first time since the previous night.

"It is a possibility." Miroku said, kindly but they all knew that it was for sure, Sango, Kagome and Kaede that appeared last night.

"What I would like to know is what they were doing that late at night, I mean they obviously weren't looking for us, the way the jumped out at us and all." Inuyasha said thoughtfully.

"Like monsters." Shippo whispered.

"What do you mean, Shippo?" Miroku inquired.

"Kagome was scary, and she smelled just like Inuyasha said, rotting flesh and fresh blood. And even though my nose isn't as sensitive as Inuyasha's, I could tell." Shippo whispered.

"So now what do we do?" Inuyasha stopped walking and looked at Miroku.

Miroku shrugged with an "I-don't-know-why-are-you-looking-at-me" look and suggested, "Lets keep searching. Maybe we will find them."

"But the question is do we want to find them." Inuyasha said knowingly.

"Ahh...." Miroku smiled and nodded to understanding. "Huh?" he scratched his head.

"I mean with Kagome and Sango as monsters, we would have to fight them." Inuyasha's face showed no emotion at all. "I mean, Kaede wouldn't oppose as a threat but Sango and Kagome might."

"You mean us men are going to be afraid of a couple of girls?" Miroku puffed up his chest to seem more manly.

"Yes." Inuyasha deflated Miroku's balloon chest. "I mean, Sango can slap you into next week's day after tomorrow and Kagome can-" Inuyasha shuddered before he said these words- " 'Sit' me so hard I would fall through a hole to Canada." (A/N: I was going to say China but then I remembered they were in feudal Japan!)

"What's a Canada?" Shippo asked, confused.

"I dunno," Inuyasha shrugged. "I heard Kagome reading about it for her homework, something she had to write given by her teacher from her time. Said it's on the other side of this world."

"You mean there's another world?" Shippo looked scared again. "Are there demons there? Or monsters? Or ramen?"

"I don't think so." Miroku smiled.

"Well, one thing I know is that we're here, and there's demons, monsters and ramen here, and that's what matters. By the way, I'm getting kinda hungry so lets go get some ramen!" Inuyasha licked his lips and patted his stomach to exaggerate how hungry he was. Everyone else fell anime style.

Author's Note: Yes, it was a bit longer but still a bit short. I seriously want to get to the point but hey, I need to know where to cut the story into chapters! and I chose here. You just gotta review, wait, and read!