Van Helsing, Inuyasha Style
Author's Note: So…tired…must…update…argh…dying…you…better…be…grateful…and…buy…me…a…soda….
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Chapter Five: Issues
"Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!" Inuyasha paced around nervously.
"What are we gonna do? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" Miroku was also pacing. Shippo on the other hand, was busy putting lotion on his hand.
"Where did you get that?" Inuyasha suddenly turned around, eyes full of suspicion and anger.
"Uh…" Shippo started to stutter.
"That's Kagome's lotion!" Miroku looked at Shippo accusingly. "How could you just go through her stuff like that?"
"And more importantly," Inuyasha was hovering over a trembling Shippo as he swiped the bottle away, "how could you hog the lotion all to yourself! My skin is, like, so much more sensitive than yours!"
"Hey!" Miroku pouted. "Me too!"
"No way!" Shippo regained his composure. "I found it first!"
"Well then, that just too bad for you, isn't it?" Inuyasha looked at Shippo smugly.
"Like, I am so not gonna get you a Christmas present!" Shippo stuck his tongue out.
"Whatever," Inuyasha was still applying large amounts of lotion onto his skin.
"Um, like, shouldn't we be, like, you know, looking for the girls?" Miroku had the lotion now.
"We'll give the lotion back when we are finished," Inuyasha had the bottle again. "I know Kagome's skin needs it but we have our issues too!"
"But like, what is happening to us?" Shippo swiped the lotion from Inuyasha and stuck his little pink tongue out. "How do we stop it? Because, you know, I'm getting kinda comfortable and that's just scary."
"And you think I know because?" Inuyasha took the lotion back, again. When he finished, he put the cap back on the obviously empty bottle. He looked up and saw Shippo and Miroku with their hands on their hips, glaring at him madly.
"What?" Inuyasha looked from Shippo to Miroku and Miroku to Shippo. He was starting to sweat from the intensity of their combined glare.
"YOU USED UP ALL THE LOTION!"
Author's Note: I know, it's weird but sooo much fun! Guys as girls are always hilarious! Also, terribly sorry for the delay but I'm really busy (aka lazy) lately and only have time to check my email and read other people's fanfics and it's really sad because I barely have time to do that! Since it's Summer, I'll try to update more often so you guys gotta keep reading and reviewing to tell me when you want the next chapter!
