Van Helsing, Inuyasha Style
Author's Note: Okay, I'm back! I realized that people are getting somewhat frustrated at the fact that guys are turning into girls, but this chapter will explain most of it...well, this one and the next anyways. Also, angel61991, yes, I suppose the guys are a bit over girly and I guess it is a bit of an insult but I should know because I'm a girl too. I think it is also a bit insulting to gay guys, so I'll keep that in mind and tune it a bit down, just for reference...THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEW AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS CHAPTER BETTER!
P.S. The beginning of this chapter is dedicated to the stupid heat I'm feeling in my house...And the other person Miroku and Inuyasha are talking about is Kikyo, who might show up later on in the story...
Disclaimer: I'm not even gonna say it anymore, just more work for my fingers...
Chapter Six: Anger Management and Awkwardness
"For the last time, I'm not hiding lotion in my sleeves!" Inuyasha angry beyond words. He had a right to be angry as well. Shippo was going just a little too crazy for lotion.
"It's not his fault, Inuyasha," Miroku said from under a tree. "It's way too hot."
"Kagome, I'm thirsty," Shippo was lying on the grass, fanning himself with a giant leaf. The sun was glaring brightly as if it wanted to burn down the Earth.
"God, what is up with this heat?" Inuyasha looked up to the sky. "DAMN YOU!"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!" Miroku sat up as fast as he could.
"'CAUSE IT'S SO HOT AND I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!" Inuyasha screamed back.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!" Miroku wiped the sweat off this forehead.
"Stop yelling! My head hurts..." Shippo moaned quietly from the ground.
"I think there's something wrong with him," Inuyasha barely spared half a glance at Shippo.
"No, really?" Miroku rolled his eyes. "God, Inuyasha, his forehead is really hot. I think Kagome told us that it means he has a fever!"
"We could sure use Kagome right now," Inuyasha got a far away look in his eyes.
"And Sango," Miroku started getting misty. For some reason, Inuyasha decided to get angry at this.
"We don't need Sango as much as Kagome; I mean Sango wouldn't know how to handle this fever thing!" Inuyasha was looking for reasons to argue. His anger was contagious.
"Oh yeah? Well, at least Sango has a weapon and Kirara! Kagome has those useless arrows and horrible aim!" Miroku was furious.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN "USELESS" ARROWS! AND SHE'S IMPROVING, OKAY? YOU CAN'T EXPECT HER TO JUST BE ABLE TO PICK UP A BOW AND ARROW AND BE ABLE TO SHOOT IT LIKE-" Inuyasha suddenly fell silent and plopped to the ground.
"Hey, I'm sorry, okay?" Miroku kneeled beside Inuyasha put his hand on his shoulder. "I know you miss her."
Inuyasha shrugged it off. "Which one?" He laughed bitterly.
"Meow," Kirara butted Shippo's body with her head. It rolled around pointlessly.
"Right, I guess we'll have to help him," Miroku stood up.
"Right..." Inuyasha stood up as well. "I guess I'll carry him since you have to hold your stick thingy..."
Miroku's eyebrow arched. Inuyasha sighed exasperatedly. "YOUR STAFF!"
"Right..." Miroku look relieved. "Besides, it's not that stickly..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Inuyasha threw his hands up. "Way too much information there buddy."
"Right," Miroku looked at the boiling Shippo at his feet, rolling around a bit, sweating profusely, mumbling strange words. "You're carrying him, right?"
"Yep," Inuyasha bent down and picked Shippo up. "Any idea what he's saying?"
"Nope," Miroku started heading towards the forest. "Let's go look for another village or something; Shippo need food and clean water, sick or not sick."
"Right," Inuyasha started walking too. "C'mon, Kirara."
"Meow," Kirara looked hesitant but seeing her master's friends leaving her all alone, she reluctantly followed.
In the deepest, darkest part of the forest...
"What's wrong you silly cat?" cackled the figure. "Miss your Sango? Well, your Sango is right here! Sango!"
"Yes, master," Sango's form suddenly appeared in the dark.
"I want you and Kagome to leave out on an individual mission," the figure ordered. "Bring some others if you wish. No more that two. I don't want too many going. If any fall behind, leave them. Do I make myself clear?"
" Crystal, master," came Sango hypnotized reply.
"Where is Kagome, by the way?" the figure sounded impatient. "Kagome!"
"Right here, master," Kagome seemed to have materialized out of thin air.
"Yes...Very good," the figure cackled again. "Excellent...My two top angels...but I thought I had three...? Kikyo!"
X.x (A/N: I wanted to stop there because I wanted to continue it from there next chapter! Read on though!)
In the forest...
"Inuyasha, I think I hear water!"
Author's Note: Thank you LadySango7 for still supporting me even though I've been slacking off for so long and thanks to everyone else that actually takes time out of their lives to read my fanfics!
