Overture
We are now in a time machine. The opera populaire is covered with gaudy naked gold bodies. The coloring is very red. Somehow reminds of the Gryffindor colors. But alas, that is a different fandom. We are set back in Paris 1870, which doesn't make any sense since the Paris Opera wasn't completed until 1875. This is the least of out troubles. This is the beginning of a VERY interesting movie.
Andre and Firmin arrive at the opera house. Many people are busy backstage. Buquet peeks at the ballet dancers. And we get our first glance of Christine and Meg. Who is that woman with the white horse and carriage?
Carlotta:- sings like crap -
The Hannibal rehearsal begins. Loving the Gryffindor colored costumes.
New Owners and Patron (Hannibal)
Cut to: Raoul is gaily riding carriage to the Opera House
Chicken 1: That's a very pretty woman driving that carriage!
Chicken 2: Her hair is to DIE for!
Raoul fans: HEY!
Erik phans: They're right, you know.
Raoul fans -sigh-: We know..
Raoul starts walking, meets up with Andre and Firimin
Piangi: -sings-
Mini Midget Piangi: -is hilarious-
Lefevre: ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'm retiring. W00T! Here's Andre and Firmin .. they made it big in the junk biz
Andre: SCRAP METAL!
Firimin: Here's our new patron! The Vicomte de Fop!
Christine: We used to play together. And whatnot.
Meg: He's very pretty.
Raoul: I'll come later for your crap performance. I'm outie!
Raoul's Hair: -is full of vibe and flounce-
Carlotta: He lovah me. He lovah me lovah me lovah me!
Christine: -emo-
Andre and Firmin: -stare at ballet girls-
Andre: Who's the average blond chick with the big boobs?
Mme Giry: MY DOTTAIR!
Firmin: Who's the pretty chick with no boobs?
Mme Giry: LAIK MY DOTTAIR!
Andre: whips chains around his neck We can use these later, eh Firmin, darling?
withoutlove: NO SLASH. NO SLASH IN MY STORY!
Firmin: -pouts-
Andre and Firmin: -resume staring at ballet girls-
Carlotta: YOU TWO. AH STARING AT THE YOUNG DANCERS? YOU-AH PERVERTS! I WILL NOT BE SINGING!
Joel Schumacher: Thank God.
withoutlove: Joel .. that's part of the script. And that's not even her real voice ..
Joel: Damn.
