THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR REVIEWS AND YOUR SUPPORT. This chapter is a bit rushed, school is coming up soon, so don't expect quality stuff. Hell, none of this is parody is quality stuff.
Think of Me (I); Opera Ghost
Carlotta: Get my doggeh, bring mah doggeh, bye bye!
Managers: Uh.
Lefevre: SUCK UP!
Managers: -suck up with horrible french accents-
Catlotta: I ATE MY HAT!
withoutlove: Quite tasty, was it?
Calotta death glare: You a-makin' fun oph mah accent?
withoutlove: No, I just find the way you speak amusing.
Catlotta: Oh, that's-a okeh dokeh den! You're-a a good child-ah.
withoutlove: -grumblewhyIoughttagrumble-
Firmin: Just sing another song for us.
Carlotta: Fine-ah. I shall'ah singah for you if you'ah command-ah! Reyer?
Reyer: If my diva commands!
withoutlove: I love sarcastic guys.
Reyer: -winks-
Carlotta: EBRY BODIE SHUT UP. PSH PSH! MAESTRO! PSH PSH.
Carlotta sucks. Bad. I won't type it all out .. uh .. Okay fine:
THINKaHhHhH MeEeEeE
THiNKAHhHh MeEe FONDLEEEEEEEEE!
Phans: I think you can stop now
withoutlove: thought so
Phantom: screw this!
Backdrop: SCREW YOU CARLOTTA Carlotta: -is hurt and is crying like a baby-
Phans: HAHAHAHAA.
Andre: Signora, these things do happen .. -coy shrug of shoulders-
Carlotta: THESE TINGS DO 'APPEN? FUCK-AH DIS. UNTIL YOU STOPAH DEEZE TINGS. I NO-AH SING!
Managers: -are royally screwed-
withoutlove: Noah? Like, with the ark and the flooding and the Bible?
Carlotta: -glares-
Lefevre: I am a coward, I hope the Phantom doesn't keel everybody, catch me down under!
Mme. Giry: - appears out of nowhere-YO. I GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE OPERA GHOST!
Firmin: God in heaven, you're all obsessed.
Phans & withoutlove: Hell yes we are.
Mme. Giry: He welcomes you to his crib.
Firmin: HIS OPERA HOUSE?
Mme. Giry: No boddies in box 5, and his cash is due.
Firmin: HIS SALARY?
Mme. Giry: Are you deaf, or do you have a medical problem where you repeat everything I say? -does Valley Girl hair toss with her braid-
Firmin: 20,000 FRANCS?
Mme. Giry: You could pay more, with Mr. Girly Man as your patron. -smirk-
