Author notes:

Baka-chan: We…made…it!

/Baka-chan and Miroku drop the throne/

Sango: How dare you, Miroku! Sit!

QJP: Sango, that's Kagome's line and it doesn't work on Miroku

Sango: Oh, yeah! I forgot! Stupid me…

/Scratching and muffled screaming come from under the throne/

/PLP wakes up and looks around/

PLP: Why is my throne on the ground and what is that sound?

/QJP bends down to hear better and Miroku starts sneaking up behind her/

Baka-chan: I may be exhausted, Miroku, but that doesn't mean I can't hurt you if you grope her!

QJP: What are you talking about?

/QJP starts to turn around and Miroku runs away/

/Miroku runs right into PLP and Sango/

PLP and Sango: Pervert! You never change!

/PLP and Sango jump on top of Miroku and a giant dust cloud surrounds them as PLP and Sango beat up Miroku/

/A muffled scream comes from under the throne/

The Voice: Get this off me!

QJP: Hey, everybody! Someone is under here.

PLP and Sango: What?

Baka-chan: It's only Shippo.

QJP, PLP, and Sango: WHAT?

Miroku: Yeah, we saw him walk by and we were tired, so we dropped the throne on him!

PLP: You jerks!

/PLP lifts the throne's carrying platform with inhuman strength and walks toward Baka-chan and Miroku/

Baka-chan and Miroku: No, please don't! AAAAAHHHHH!

/PLP slams the platform down on Baka-chan and Miroku/

Chapter 3: Linking Sol and Luna

Shippo watched as Naraku, releasing Miroku, walked over to his throne and sat down. "Why did you bring us here, grandmother?"

Twirling her hair between her fingers, Kagura sized him up before thinking about answering his question. "You know if you weren't my grandson, I'd have you in my bed at this very moment!"

Gaining a mental image telepathically from Kagura, Naraku couldn't help but give a devious sneer. "Now that is an excellent image, my dear! A real fucking org...!"

"Stop it!" Losing control of his anger from the disgusting images, of Kagura and Naraku raping him, that Kagura was planting in his brain, Shippo threw himself into the air at her. Landing on top of her, Shippo grabbed Kagura's sword and held the blade so close to her throat that he was cutting into her flesh. "Stop that, right now, you bitch! Now tell us why you brought us here!"

Feeling Shippo's crimson tears hit her cheek as she cut off the telepathetic link, Kagura couldn't help feeling more and more turned on as Shippo kept the blade motionless, still slightly stuck into her flesh and sending shivers of pain through her body. "I br...brought you back t...to help us end the war between the...vampire slayers and our kind."

Looking at her in disgust, Shippo slowly pulled the blade out of her flesh and backed away from her. "For your information! We were seconds away from finishing off the last of the vampire slayers when you pulled us back in time!"

Shock clearly plastered all over his face, Naraku couldn't help but gawk at Shippo as he helped Miroku off the ground. "What, you finished off the last of the vampire slayers!"

Glaring up at them with the utmost rage, Miroku didn't even try to pretend to show them any respect anymore. "If it wasn't for your whore, I would have! I was one second, ONE SECOND, from killing the leader of the vampire slayers!"

Snapping open his bloodshot, red eyes, Kohaku rose, bonelessly, off the ground and quietly landed, in a crouching position, onto his feet. "BLOOD!"

Turning their heads in surprise, everyone looked at Kohaku as if he had just materialized out of thin air. Flicking his eyes back toward Miroku, Naraku raised his hand up and casually pointed at Kohaku. "Who is that?"

Leaning on the hilt of the sword as he crouched down, Shippo stared into Kohaku's pale face with nothing but contempt. "The brother of the vampire slayers' leader. Now...seeing as your on our side. Tell us where the temple of eternal night is!"

Like puppet strings pulling them up, Naraku and Kagura rose up off their thrones and walked around the fringe of the room.in opposite directions.

Closing his eyes, Kohaku began to chuckle maniacally. Snapping his eyes open, he instantly stopped chuckling and started grinning. "You should know, we were all in there before we were brought back in time."

The answer hitting him like a hammer between the eyes, Miroku finally gave Kohaku all of his attention. "The fortress!"

Rolling his head toward Miroku, he slowly began to nod. Like a flash, Shippo lifted the sword and pressed it against Kohaku's throat. "How did you know you were in the past?"

Kohaku rolled his eyes from Miroku to Shippo and stared at him as if he was an imbecile. "I was changing, not dead!"

Stopping in his tracks as an idea occured to Naraku, he turned and tried to use his full authority on Kohaku. "Wait a minute, how did the slayers claim the temple! I heard there was protections surrounding it!"

"There was no need for them anymore and stop trying to look big and impressive! It just makes you look like a giant zit! Hahahahah."

Digging the blade in to Kohaku's throat a little further, and cutting off his laughter, Shippo started to growl into his ear. "Why were the protections no longer needed!"

The first hints of fear seeping into his eyes, Kohaku stared into Shippo's icy glare as if his life depended upon his next answer. "Because the power was gone... in our time!"

"What do I need to get to the power?"

"The weapon of Sol and the armor of Luna. Is...is that all of your questions?"

Moving the blade away from Kohaku's throat, Shippo stood up and turned away from Kohaku's terrified face. "Yes!" A look of relief spreading across Kohaku's face as he closed his eyes, he never saw what happened next. Raising the sword up over his head and whirling around with lightning speed and strength, Shippo brought the sword down and sliced through Kohaku's head. Eyes shooting open as a bloody line appeared from the top-right of his head down to the bottom-left of his jaw, Kohaku didn't even make a sound as the top of his head slid down that bloody line and landed with a meaty splat onto the ground. The rest of Kohaku managed to rock for a second on the balls of his feet before falling over, incinerating into dust before hitting the ground.

Opening a secret passageway, Kagura lit a torch and started walking away. "Follow me and I'll take you to the Lunar armor."

Looking at her in shock, Naraku couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Kagura! What are you doing!"

Without even turning around, Kagura continued down the hallway with Miroku and Shippo running to catch up with her. "Give me a break! Everyone else including you and me have taken the trial so why not Miroku and Shippo, at least they're part of our family!"

"Damn that bitch! No respect!" Grinding his teeth in anger, Naraku gave up, closing the passage behind him, he began to sprint to catch up to them.

Trudging further and further down the passage, Miroku was growing more and more irritated as he followed her, but at the same time unable to draw his eyes away from her, mesmerized by the sway of her hips and the curve of her ass. Shaking his head vigorously and causing his ears to pop, Miroku glared at Kagura with renewed hatred. "Stop with the magic, bitch!"

Stopping in front of another magnificently crafted door, Kagura looked back at him over her shoulder and smiled innocently. "Can't blame a girl for trying, can you? Well... nevermind. Welcome to the Sol temple, and inside is the Lunar armor!"

Shaking his head slightly in confusion, Shippo tried to find the logic in this. "Wait a minute! Doesn't Sol mean sun!"

"Yes it does, you idiot."

"What he means, Naraku, is shouldn't we be at the temple of the moon goddess to find the Lunar armor instead of the temple of the sun god?"

"No, we shouldn't because the Sol temple was created to hold the power of the Lunar armor and the Luna temple was created to hold the power of the Sol weapon."

Staring up into Naraku's glowing eyes, Shippo couldn't help but feel even more confused. "Why not the other way around?"

Running his fingers through his long black hair in irritation, Naraku stared down at Shippo as if he were truly incompetent. "You really didn't inherit any of our brains, did you! In the legend, the sun god, Sol, stole the lunar armor from the moon goddess, Luna, and built the Sol temple to hide the armor from her. In retaliation, Luna stole the Sol weapon and built the Luna temple to hide the weapon in. Understand now!"

"Yes, but I have one last guestion. Are we going to get this armor or are we just going to make small talk until Miroku is born!"

Walking forward toward the door, Miroku mentally prepared himself for what was coming. "He's right. Let's get this over with."

Sitting down on the cool stone floor, Kagura and Naraku looked up at them as if they were crazy. "This is only a one-way portal to get to the temple. We have to wait until sundown before we go any further."

"Lost twenty guards before we figured out that the portal is like an open tunnel that shoots you through it like an arrow from a bow."

Miroku looked down at Naraku in disgust at his cowardness. "What does that have to do with anything!"

"Fool! You're the arrow and that portal doesn't keep sunlight from burning your ass to ashes! Though if you think you're able to withstand sunlight then feel free to try!"

Dropping down on to the ground and leaning up against the wall opposite Naraku, Miroku and Shippo glared at him in hatred for having to admit they were wrong. "You've made your point! We'll wait until nightfall."

After leaving the village and following Inuyasha and Kagome for hours through the forest, they finally came to a halt in front of an old cave. Pushing aside the overgrown vines that covered most of the cave's entrance, Sango followed them into the dark depths of the cave until they came to a halt in front of a small puddle of water. "Take a deep breath and follow closely. All you have to do is swim straight, it's pretty narrow down there."

Taking a deep breath as they jumped one after another into the puddle and submerged below the surface, Sango found herself in a narrow underwater passage. Using her hands and feet as she began to swim after them, she noticed a sharp pain in her wrist that caused her to yelp and lose some of air. Cradling her wrist to her chest, she began swimming after Inuyasha and Kagome with another reason to support her want for Miroku's death.

Feeling rather cramped as she swam after them, Sango soon began to feel a little claustrophobic. Seeing them rise toward the surface after a minute of swimming, Sango found herself swimming faster as she spotted where they were headed.

Breaking the surface of the water, Sango grabbed the ledge and lifted herself out of the water. Getting to her feet, she followed them towards an odd formation further into the cave. Waving her on, Inuyasha watched as she walked up to the formation and reached out to touch it. With a blinding flash that radiated from the formation, the chamber was bathed in a golden radiance. As the radiant glow dimmed, Sango noticed that the formation was actually the skull of a giant demon and the source of the glow was from a huge boomerang stuck between the eyes of the skull. "This is the Sol weapon and if you can dislodge it from the demon's skull then it's yours!"

Walking towards the skull, Sango reached out and grabbed the end of the boomerang. With another burst of light, Sango released the weapon and backed away. Staring down at her burnt hand, Sango lifted her head and walked toward the weapon again. Gripping with both hands and clenching her teeth, Sango yanked and pulled, straining to pull the weapon free. Erupting with fire as she continued to strain herself, Sango was soon engulfed in scorching flames. Skin blistering and peeling away from muscle, Sango screamed at the top of her lungs as she gave one final pull. Sliding free of the skull, the boomerang landed next to her as she fell backwards on to the floor. Flames extinguishing with a hiss, Sango lay on the ground, her skin blistered, raw, and peeling away from her muscles, as she gripped the Sol weapon and her body spasmed with pain.

Shaking slightly from fright, Inuyasha slowly edged forward until he was standing next to Sango. Raising his eyes from Sango to the demon's skull, he noticed a spark of light slowly growing from the demon's eyeless sockets. Light blasting him into the air, Inuyasha yelped in pain as he landed on his ass on the other side of the chamber. Strobing across the room, the beams of radiant light stopped as they landed on Sango's mutilated body.

As the light caressed her body and soothed her pain, skin regrew over and attached to her muscles, blisters popped and healed. The light climaxing around her, it slowly started forming around her and lifting her to feet. Turning solid, the light formed into a magnificent armor as white as the purest snow.

The light faded and Inuyasha and Kagome watched in wonder as Sango stood there in magnificent armor, healed, and holding the weapon of the sun god. Staring at her in awe, they both knew that the vampires' days were over.

Walking towards them with a look of complete satisfaction on her face, the boomerang fell to the ground as Sango fainted from exhaustion.

Author notes:

QJP: Baka-chan! That wasn't nice just ending the chapter there!

Baka-chan: Why? I though it was a good cliffhanger!

Shippo: Because I want to know what happens to me!

Baka-chan: But what about Miroku? He has to get the Luna armor!

Shippo: Why should I care about him? He dropped that platform on me!

Baka-chan: Actually that was my idea!

/A giant boulder crushes Baka-chan into the ground/

PLP: Baka-chan looks like Inuyasha after Kagome has been on a 'sit' rampage.

/QJP brushes the dirt off her hands/

QJP: Well he deserved it for picking on Shippo.

/Shippo steps on the back of Baka-chan's head and uses it as a doormat to wipe his shoes off/

/Baka-chan grabs Shippo's tail as he starts to walk away/

Baka-chan: Shippo! You'll pay for that!

Shippo: Let go of me, you grope happy pervert!

Baka-chan: How dare y…! Oh, sorry about that readers! That is the end of Chapter 3: Linking Sol and Luna, make sure you read Chapter 4!

Shippo: BBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEE!

Baka-chan: And don't forget to review! Please don't forget! I NEED REVIEWS! And if you have any ideas you would like to see put in to future chapters then please put them in!

Shippo: FOXFIRE!

Baka-chan: YEOWCH! Why you little rat!

Shippo: That's little FOX, not little RAT! If you're going to insult someone then do it right, MORON!

/Baka-chan pommels Shippo/