Author notes:
/Baka-chan and Miroku are running at top speed/
Baka-chan: Hey reviewers! Don't be so impatient for a new chapter! I promise that I will try to put a new chapter on fanfiction as soon as I can. Just be patient, I am almost done with the sixth chapter, I just had to figure out how to rewrite the chapters one through five first! I also was unable to get online for a couple of months.
Miroku: Would you shut up and get the chapter started already! I'm getting tired!
Baka-chan: Yes, QJP and Sango are still chasing us!
/Miroku starts whimpering at the thought of what will happen to him if he stops to rests/
QJP: We've nearly got them, Sango!
Sango: I know, QJP! I think its time to stop jogging and start sprinting! What do you think?
QJP: I agree!
/Sango and QJP start sprinting and close the gap between them and the perverts very quickly/
/Baka-chan looks over his shoulder and his eyes bulge out of his skull in amazement at their speed/
Baka-chan: Don't just stand there, you idiot! Death just got wings!
/Baka-chan starts sprinting ahead, leaving Miroku eating his dust/
Miroku: What the hell does that mean!
/Miroku looks over his shoulder in time to see QJP and Sango descend on him like vultures/
Miroku: Mommy!
/A huge dust cloud covers them as QJP and Sango pummel Miroku into the ground/
Chapter Five: Long live the King and Queen
With a sudden jolt, Sango shot up in alertness. Looking around the spartanic furnishings of the room. "Where am I?"
Grinning slyly, Kagome lifted her head from the mat she was laying on and looked over at her. "Don't tell me we have to go through this again."
Returning the grin, Sango slowly rose up off her reed mat. "Oh, its only you."
"Looks like that oversized piece of junk is good for something besides giving bruises," Inuyasha smirked, as he checked Sango's wrist, "its completely healed."
With a burst of speed, the sol weapon started spinning rapidly on the ground in the far corner, sending sparks flying, and shot up. Flying across the room, it clobbered Inuyasha in the throat. "Ugh," Inuyasha said, coughing and wheezing, as he rubbed his neck, "what was that?"
"You insulted it," Kagome giggled, as she watched Inuyasha try to catch his breath, "you hurt it and it'll hurt you!"
Jumping to her feet, Sango grabbed the boomerang and started to leave, with a grim look on her face.
Jumping to her, Kagome ran after her. "Hey! Where are you going."
Staring over her shoulder, Sango glared at Kagome with a look that said she was asking a stupid question. Without looking back, she walked out of the hut. As Kagome ran after her again, she stopped and looked back at Inuyasha, who was still on his knees, coughing. "Hurry up," Kagome yelled, as she grabbed Inuyasha's shirt collar and dragged him out of the hut behind her.
"Wait, Sango," Kagome shouted, as she finally caught up to Sango at the edge of the village.
Pivoting on the spot, Sango stared at Kagome as if the next thing she said would lose or save her life. "No, I won't wait, they took Kohaku from me and now I'm going to return the favor!"
Staring into her eyes, Kagome was shocked to see her pupils turn into white slits and the rest of her eyes turn blue. "Well, if…you'd wait," Inuyasha coughed, "we can tell you how."
"How then," Sango grumbled, as her anger started to subside, " are we going to kill Miroku?"
Shaking her head to get rid of the shock, Kagome managed to regain her composure. "Who said Miroku? I'm talking about all of them, well, as many as we can get."
"What are you talking about!"
Finally able to breathe properly again, Inuyasha stood up straight. "Have you ever heard of the temple of eternal night?"
Becoming annoyed again, Sango rolled her eyes at Inuyasha's stupid question. "Sure, who hasn't heard of it? A lost temple that has the power to let vampires walk safely in the sunlight, but who cares no one has been able to find it since it disappeared!"
"We do because in your time it may have disappeared but remember where I found you?"
"Of course," Sango said, as she tried to remember the spot, "on top of that mountain, right?"
Yes, but that wasn't a mountain you were on, you were actually on top of the temple."
Rubbing her eyes as she racked her brain to get her thoughts straight, Sango tried to put everything that she had learned and of what had happened to her together. "Wait a minute! From what I know about time travel, you can only be brought back to the same spot but at a different period in time."
"Yeah, what's your point?"
"My point is the reason why no one could find the temple of eternal night in my time is because the vampire slayers turned it into a fortress! My fortress!"
Not bothering to wait, Inuyasha turned on his heel and started walking off toward the mountain. "Well, then lets keep time running smoothly, shall we!"
Grabbing the back his shirt, Kagome held on tight enough to prevent Inuyasha from taking another step. "Hold on, we're not even prepared to go there yet! Jeez, now we know where she gets her headstrong attitude."
"Listen all we need to do is get there and destroy or somehow modify this power, right?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Listen, if Sango was able to remove the Sol weapon then one of the vampires that were brought back must be destined to claim the Lunar armor! So where do think they're going to go?"
Shock running through her body, Kagome realized that he was right. "The temple and with the power inside of it, the vampires will try to use the power to become even harder to kill."
"Or worse they might become invincible," Sango said, starting to truly scare herself now, "let's get everyone together because you know that the vampires are going to come in force!"
Twenty minutes later, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kagome were standing at the front of a thousand fierce, battle hardened vampire slayers, suited and ready for battle. Staring over her shoulder at the ancestors of her own army, Sango felt overwhelming pride for their dedication. With a final look back at the village, they began their long march to the base of the mountain and the entrance to the temple.
Running out of the forest with Kagura and Shippo beside him, Naraku hurried to reach the cover of the castle's confines. Slamming his palms into their backs, Naraku sent Kagura and Shippo flying through the castle's open gate. Runnng faster now that they were safe, Naraku sped through the open gateway after them.
With a deafening blast of sound and wind, Miroku skidded to a halt in front of Naraku with an enraged look on his face. Jumping into the air, Miroku kicked Naraku so hard in the chest that he was sent flying, back out of the gateway,onto the brightening castle grounds. Landing on his back, Naraku stared up in fright as he watched the white around Miroku's slitted red pupils turn midnight black.
Anger rising, Miroku grabbed Naraku around the throat and lifted him off the ground, suspending him inches off the ground. "You left me to die and now it's your turn!"
Staring to the right, out of the corner of his eye, Naraku watched in fright as the first rays of the morning stretch toward him. Scratching and clawing at Miroku's exposed hand with his claws, Naraku tried hysterically to free himself and get inside to the safety of the castle's inner chambers. "The sun will kill you too!"
Smiling maniacally, Miroku turned his head away from Naraku and stared at the oncoming sunrise, welcoming the pain that would arrive shortly. "I don't care." Turning his head back to stare into Naraku's petrified face, Miroku started chuckling wickedly as he watched crimson tears start to flow from Naraku's eyes. "Time to die."
In a wave of light, Naraku burst into an inferno of flames as the sun lit his skin on fire. Screaming in pain as his skin and and muscles peeled away from his bones and turned to ash. Seconds later all that remained hanging from Miroku's hand was a writhing skeleton that continued to scream quietly in agony. Clenching his fist and snapping the his neck in half, Miroku watched as Naraku's skeleton fell to the ground and burst into dust and floated away on the morning breeze. Screaming in frustration and hysteria, Kagura threw her herself at Miroku, raking and scratching at wherever her elongated talons could reach. With a powerful backhand, Miroku slapped Kagura across the face, sending her flying into the wall, knocking her half-unconscious. Grabbing the back of her pants, Miroku lifted her off the floor and tossed her out into the sunlight. Lighting on fire as she hit the ground, she turned into an inferno of flames, just as Naraku had, and burst into cloud of smoke and ash.
Watching as Kagura's ashes were blown away with the breeze, Miroku shut the gates, throwing the room in a translucent glow. "How could you do that, Miroku," Shippo asked, in complete shock, as he watched Miroku turn and walk towards the throne room.
"You just saw how I did it. Now get some rest because we're heading to the temple as soon as the sun sets."
Eyes near bulging from what he just heard, Shippo collapsed to his knees and started crying crimson tears, as he wondered what had happened to Miroku in that temple to change him so much.
Walking towards the former leader's throne, Miroku sat down on the throne and leaned back to relax. Sighing comfortably, he looked around the room and smiled to himself. "Finally, I'm in charge once more. Today I rule the coven, tommorrow I rule the world!"
Sensing that the sun had set, Miroku rose from his throne and started calling telepathically to all of his vampires as he walked towards the entrance. "Come to me, my warriors! It is time to fight, it is time kill, it is time to feed until every last slayer is dead!" Smiling to himself as he heard thunderous roars of joy and approval, Miroku was soon surrounded by two thousand of the most bloodthirsty vampires he had ever seen as he walked out into the night.
Yelling over his shoulder as his army followed him into the forest, Miroku didn't notice as his vision turned to shades of black and crimson. "Remember this! Everyone fights and no one quits, if you don't fight, I will kill you myself.! The nights of Naraku are over and the days of Miroku will be reigned in with a night of blood and carnage!"
Terrified by his speech, the vampiric army raised their weapons and began to chant in unison. "Long live, Lord Miroku!"
"Remember kill everything with a pulse!"
Withing seconds, Miroku and his army were swallowed by the darkness of the night. "Now I'll finish what I started, beautiful."
Author notes:
/BC sneaks up behind Baka-chan/
BC: Hey, Baka-chan!
/Baka-chan jumps up into the air and lands on his butt/
Baka-chan: Don't do that, BC! What do you want?
/BC snickers at Baka-chan/
BC: What's going on over there?
/BC points at to the giant dust cloud/
Baka-chan: Oh, nothing! That's just QJP and Sango beating up Miroku!
BC: Isn't that just Sango's job?
Baka-chan: I guess.
/BC yells to QJP/
BC: Hey, QJP! You're supposed to be beating up this pervert!
/BC points down to Baka-chan on the ground. Baka-chan's eyes bulge out in panic/
Baka-chan: Shut up, you idiot!
/Baka-chan jumps to his feet and punches BC on top of the head/
BC: QJP! Baka-chan hit me! Waaaaaah!
/QJP jumps out of the dust cloud with red eyes and snarls/
QJP: BAKA-CHAN!
Baka-chan: Gotta go!
/Baka-chan starts sprinting again with QJP chasing him/
Baka-chan: I can never please her! Oh, well, see you late…aah!
/QJP catches Baka-chan/
BC: I'll finish this for Baka-chan! See you later readers and don't forget to review! OOOH CANDY!
/BC starts wrestling Shippo for his candy/
Shippo: Hey, this is my candy, BC!
BC: But I'm hungry! Waah!
Shippo: Then take Baka-chan's candy!
BC: Okay!
/BC walks over to QJP/
BC: Hey, QJP, could you stop beating up Baka-chan long enough to give me his candy!
/QJP stops beating up Baka-chan and he tries to crawl away/
QJP: Sure, one second.
/QJP bends down and takes Baka-chan's candy out of his pocket and gives it to BC/
QJP: Now you remember the rules?
BC: Huh?
QJP: When I get done pummeling Baka-chan, if he asks where his candy went…!
BC: We don't know where it went, right?
QJP: Right! Now go and enjoy his, I mean, your candy?
BC: Okay, bye!
QJP: Bye! Now back to Baka-ch…hey, where do you think you're going?
Baka-chan: Huh? Wah…hah…!
QJP: Get back under my foot!
Baka-chan: I should have crawled away faster!
QJP: NOW!
Baka-chan: Shut up, QJP!
QJP: What did you say?
/QJP jumps on top of Baka-chan and starts pummeling him again/
BC: Why is it so hard for perverts to learn? Oh, well, I guess I have to close this chapter again seeing as Baka-chan and QJP are busy right now!
/Baka-chan throws his shoe at BC/
Baka-chan: Shut up! Ouch…ow…OWYYYY!
BC: Nyeee! Okay, okay! Readers don't forget to…!
Baka-chan: REVIEW…OUCH!
BC: Hey Baka-chan! I have a question for you!
Baka-chan: What…ouch…is it?
/Baka-chan grabs QJP's wrists/
BC: Well….
Baka-chan: Spit it out, she's strong!
BC: Nyee…okay! Why did you make the Sol weapon a boomerang?
Baka-chan: I didn't want to give Sango a weapon with a blade because I didn't want QJP to get any ideas if Sango decides to castrate Miroku!
QJP: Thanks for the idea! Hey, Sango, can I borrow your katana?
Baka-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Review please.
P.S. NOTE
From: Baka-chan
To: readers
HELP!
