Another section! Back by request for new actors! Thanks to you guys who thought of them. =) The actors I chose from the Reviews were the ones I had heard of and knew how they act sometimes, so yeah.
Audition Eight
Sean Connery: Are you, by any chance, trying to chase my whereabouts, you naughty girl?
Female Producers: *Swoon.*
RS: ...We need a threatening person, not someone who's going to make our ladies' panties wet...
Audition Nine
Sylvester Stallone: *Runs in with boxing gloves.* It's the... EYE OF TH--
RS: ...OUT!
Audition Ten
Eddie Murphy: Are you back on the case? If so... *Giddy happy dance.* GOODY GOODY!
RS: ...Who is CHOOSING these people?!
Audition Eleven
Britney Spears: ...I've come all this way to see you run... Let me run a little, hm?..*"Seductive" dancing, shirt pops off.* ...Oops! I did it again...
Audition Twelve - The *N SYNC trauma bestowed upon poor Mr. Scott.
Justin: Bowels in or out? *Sees an attractive producer. Walks over to her.* So, whatchoo doin' later?
Britney: JUSTIN! *Runs off crying.*...
Joey: Mmmm... Bowels...
Lance: ...Are we supposed to be auditioning now?
JC: *Chases a young female while doing vigorous pelvic thrusts. Knocks Chris over.*
Chris: *Thump. Scream.* ....MEDIC?!?!
Audition Thirteen
Crocodile Hunter: Alright! Now, what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna just sneak up on poor, unsuspecting Clarice, and give her a bit of what I'm talkin' about!
RS: ...What the fuck is he talking about?
Audition Fourteen
Jackie Chan: I should really like to see you, Clarice!
RS: ...I don't think Hannibal Lecter is Japanese... sorry..
JC: RACIST PRICK! *Drop kicks, then walks out.*
Audition Fifteen
Woody Allen: ...This uh... this here is a knife...
RS: ...NOT SO MODEST!
WA: *Scared whimper.*...
Audition Eight
Sean Connery: Are you, by any chance, trying to chase my whereabouts, you naughty girl?
Female Producers: *Swoon.*
RS: ...We need a threatening person, not someone who's going to make our ladies' panties wet...
Audition Nine
Sylvester Stallone: *Runs in with boxing gloves.* It's the... EYE OF TH--
RS: ...OUT!
Audition Ten
Eddie Murphy: Are you back on the case? If so... *Giddy happy dance.* GOODY GOODY!
RS: ...Who is CHOOSING these people?!
Audition Eleven
Britney Spears: ...I've come all this way to see you run... Let me run a little, hm?..*"Seductive" dancing, shirt pops off.* ...Oops! I did it again...
Audition Twelve - The *N SYNC trauma bestowed upon poor Mr. Scott.
Justin: Bowels in or out? *Sees an attractive producer. Walks over to her.* So, whatchoo doin' later?
Britney: JUSTIN! *Runs off crying.*...
Joey: Mmmm... Bowels...
Lance: ...Are we supposed to be auditioning now?
JC: *Chases a young female while doing vigorous pelvic thrusts. Knocks Chris over.*
Chris: *Thump. Scream.* ....MEDIC?!?!
Audition Thirteen
Crocodile Hunter: Alright! Now, what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna just sneak up on poor, unsuspecting Clarice, and give her a bit of what I'm talkin' about!
RS: ...What the fuck is he talking about?
Audition Fourteen
Jackie Chan: I should really like to see you, Clarice!
RS: ...I don't think Hannibal Lecter is Japanese... sorry..
JC: RACIST PRICK! *Drop kicks, then walks out.*
Audition Fifteen
Woody Allen: ...This uh... this here is a knife...
RS: ...NOT SO MODEST!
WA: *Scared whimper.*...
