Audition Twenty-Three

Steve from Blue's Clues: Okay. Can you help us? ... Great! Which body belongs to Rinaldo Pazzi?


Audition Twenty-Four

Gallagher: *Smashes Krendler's head like a watermelon.*
RS: Oh, Jesus...


Audition Twenty-Five

Barney: Hiya, fellas! *Waddles in, in all his eternally gay purpleness.*
Krendler: *Shoots himself.*
RS: We do -not- need another EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT in MY STUDIO!


Audition Twenty-Six

Bill Clinton: *On the carousel. Rides by. Attempts to touch her hair, but ends up falling off; onto her. Suddenly horny. Hump, hump, hump.*
Julianne: *Sprays mace.* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: ...SHE'S FINALLY LEARNED!


Audition Twenty-Seven

Chevy Chase: Hello. I am Hannibal Lecter, and you are not.
RS: ....


Audition Twenty-Eight

Martin Short: *Walks in with his "Glick apparel."* Are we ready for another movie, kiddies? Of course. Wait, am I auditioning yet?


Audition Twenty-Nine

The Movie Geek: Directed by Ridley Scott, originally written by Thomas Harris, this movie stars Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling and an undecided actor, which will most likely be me, the Movie Geek, as Hannibal Lecter: this movie is Hannibal. I'm ready for my audition now.
RS: ... That WAS your audition...