Audition Thirty

Bruce Willis: *Clutching the thing Pazzi's tied tp, staring out the window. Grabs the phone when it rings.* Clarice, is that you?.. *Doesn't wait for an answer.* Are you nearby? I'd like to see you. GIVE ME ANSWERS, NOW!


Audition Thirty-One

Mr. Rogers: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... *Pushing the cart holding Rinaldo Pazzi.* A beautiful day for a neighbor...


Audition Thrity-Two - Teletubby Terror

Dipsy: *Runs around, bonking people with his head piece.* DIPTHY!
Po: *Goes up to Julianne Moore. Hump, hump.* Bite my butt!...
JM: *Mace.*
LaaLaa: *Giggles, chasing poor Anthony Hopkins around, who is located at the very end of the audition line.*
Tinky Winky: *Attempts to serenade Ridley Scott.*
RS: JESUS, NO!


Audition Thirty-Three

Tom Hanks: I'd like to say how in love I am with you, Clarice.
RS: ..This isn't romance. You moron.
TH: *Mutter.*..Stupid is as stupid does..